Questionable quotation marks (32 Photos)

  • Brian King

    "Nailed it"

    • blur0224

      you mean… "Nailed" it

    • Robert

      I see what you did there.

    • Underbaker

      Is anyone else picturing "Air Quotes" in their head when they read these?

      • BentWrenches

        Yes "exactly"

      • Nope

        Titties and beer.

  • jaw


    • Cat

      Your "existence" is a fail. 😀

      • slippery pete

        no, just this posting is

  • KFAD

    It's better than "African" Thai Food

  • Del


    Haiti = beer

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      You beat me to that one, Del!

    • @McBeastie666

      was that Wyclef's "charity"

  • Del

    The Chive is going to "Sell" some shirts…

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's probably more like
      The Chive is going to sell "some" shirts.

      • thisIsMyComment

        The "Chive" is "going" to "sell" "some" "Shirts".

        • nemesis


    • Richard

      KCCO back in stock, "Plenty" available

  • Bon_nie

    #27 what they really mean is donations for my pocket.

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    Please don't shit in the toilet. Shit in the sink.

  • spicticus

    #13 most disturbing
    #17 most likely to try
    #22 also an engrish fail

    • Biggus Diccus

      your write about #22

  • Ali Ackbah (roughly translates as 'ahh my arse')

    That was “awesome”

  • eclipze

    #17 seems legit.

    • thisIsMyComment

      My thoughts exactly!

    • qwert

      dont know bout you guys… but i'm "goin in"

    • rosiepalm

      anyone else accidentally read that as "reproductive massage"? I think I have new term "on my hands".

  • Ward

    #22 add the fact it says YOUR and not YOU’RE like it should

  • schnizz

    #32 was cited for excessive use of punctuation

  • newscot

    #20 "Meat Service". I don't want to know what happens if you ring that bell…

  • Katie

    It's really sad that people are this "stupid"

    • MonkeyMadness

      I weep for "humanity."

      • Murphy, it's you

        That was "genuinely" funny.

  • Mad Hittman

    LOL just read them while doing the quotation marks with your fingers…

    • Charlie

      Lol I did the same thing! It helps me really take in the joke

    • soiherteblubrop

      lol glad i wasn't the only one. but i still feel like an idiot nonetheless

    • obvious etcrr clone

      thanks Captain Stan

  • zaedrus

    #20 Needed in my bedroom.

    • john doe

      good call dude i would come back with a screw driver and steal that shit

  • Proteus

    #24 This one you can make a case for. "I'll be back" is an actual iconic quote. Of course, I may be "wrong."

    • goldmember

      I agree. This one is alright, just a pretty lame joke…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #20 Oh, I'll give you "meat service" alright! 😉

  • MonkeyMadness

    #12 It may not be dairy cheese, but it's "cheese" nontheless.

    • rphilman1

      Like soy cheese? 😉

      • MonkeyMadness

        Probably more like "crotch cheese" 😦

    • edd

      I worked at a grocery store and this is keyword for imitation cheese (no real cheese or even milk is in it).
      You gotta watch out, unless you can see a direct reference to real food you can be damn sure that there is nothing real in it.

  • Dan

    #29 Yes, my theory for mens hair length is that no mans hair should be longer than their dick.

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      So you need to have a buzz cut?

    • AmBush_Steve

      I'm pretty safe then. I'm bald.

    • John

      what about guys with microphallus?

    • Direthol

      As a Metalhead with long hair i have to agree to that.

    • Del

      Is that you Bill Bowerman??

    • CrowTRobot

      Peter Steele agrees with you.

  • Tommy


  • skip


  • fed

    it reminded me of this clip from friends:

    • Mason420

      reminded me of this scene from "Role Models"

  • T

    Less quotions. More Bold font.

  • AdRock

    I read every one of those in Chris Farley’s voice.

    • Ryan


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