This is all true (33 photos)

  • Gmoney

    #13 Needs to be in HD so I can make it my wallpaper.

  • Sober

    #7, I disagree:
    I was eating Salad…I never did ask why her parents named her that; people have the weirdest names nowadays.

  • Shane

    #17. Man, i estimate as best i can, the EXACT amount of sleep i can get, if i fall asleep NOW!

  • Katie O

    #28 I like to think this means someone is thinking of me during their fapping. so sweet 🙂 lol

    • B.Dick

      I love fapping to Katy…fap fap fap

  • Skye

    #14 Taking from The Oatmeal? really? That's low.

  • Bob

    Dogs rock!

  • stuf

    Mi Norities have HUMPS TOO!!!!

    The Chive, while not directly racist, practices institutionalized rac ism by glorifying and exploiting whites only. To the chive, the idea of a beautiful female is white, plastic, and big boobed. Rarely, does the chive provided pictures of mi norities.

    To address a few comments by users.

    1.The chive is not rac ist, they only submit pictures provided by users. Perhaps this is true to an extent. But I find it hard to believe that all user submitted pictures are whites only. Furthermore, the chive provides galleries of NON USER SUBMITTED pictures i.e. porn stars, random models. There has only been 1 such gallery in recent memory of an Afr ican American.

    2.BET and NAACP is Rac ist and why isn’t there a WET? Ok, so this is ridiculous. We have WET. It’s called the REST OF TV. NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC. All programming geared towards white actors. BET and NAACP exist for a reason. THEY REPRESENT MI NORITY VIEWS. AF RICAN AMERICANS ARE MINORI TIES.

    3.Chive is free to do what they want. Yes. They are. But I am also free to express discontent. There are literally thousands of viewers like myself who are upset with the Chive’s practices. Thus, we are allowed to speak just as much as you are.

    4.Well, the Chive had a black is beautiful post. Ok. 1 gallery. Out of HUNDREDS of others. Enough Said. What we want is integration of mi norities into all galleries. Not just one to appease the chive’s psyche. Further, to add insult to injury, the chive put a black is beautiful on the glorious MLK day. Come on!

    5. To people who say I’m socialist and Obama loving and support Obama care. I don’t love Obama, but I voted for him. I love America, and am capitalist. We have nationalized/socialist medicine already idiots. It’scalled medicare/Medicaid, indian health service, and veterans health. Dumbass. Go back to college. Oh wait. You can peruse the chive’s college sites that are exploitative, creepy, and celebrate wasted $ in collges.

    I f you are sick of this, there are a few things youcan do!

    Sign the Petition at chiveisracist@ gm

    GO TO FACEBOOK and report all posts/pictures on the chive page as sexually exploitative, FACEBOOK WILL SHUT THEM DOWN!

    Look out for my website, the anti-chive. It’s a blog of chive’s racial preferences, and photo screen shots ofuser generated comments that are so racist.

    I’ve hired a PR/lobby firm to address the media about the chive. If you want in, let me know, and we’ll contact your city/state. Together we can change.

    • SaucyPapa

      What the hell are "Mi Norities" and what the fuck is "rac ism"? I've never heard of such things O.o

  • cubanitagirl

    #33 damn it!!! it got me.

  • cubanitagirl

    why is the halo a triangle? #11

    • Anonymous

      The halo is a triangle for the trinady father son and holy ghost

  • Sean Holden

    Chive: I love you, but if you're going to post someone's web comic, give credit where credit is due. #14 is from

  • betamaxbandit

    #33 No did I not

  • xspader

    #2 I disagree. most of them dont have a spine, and I wouldnt call them thugs either. Dickheads with poor clothing choices is probably more appropriate

  • facefaceface

    #14 – the oatmeal doesn't like it when people post his stuff without giving him cred 😦

    • @Dishwater

      aye the dude gets rather cranky and just all sorts of annoyed:(

  • GamerGirl84

    #17 yes, ever night I am gaming and have to work early the next day 😀

  • JustSomeGuy

    #14 is from theoatmeal. Give credit!

  • 2cool4skool

    #21 A-B-B-D is good too 🙂

  • DaRuse

    #17 my android does that for me when I set my alarm clock…f-ing love technology!!

  • ERVet

    #14 – Stolen from the Oatmeal. Should get credited and have theChive watermark removed.

  • mittens

    The Oatmeal thing, while since replaced, was still really weak.

  • Raani

    #17 I do it too

  • SaucyPapa

    #28 First thought was, "Aw, how sweet." Second thought was, "Highly un-fucking-likely."


    #22 i do that lol
    #23 ain't that the damn truth

  • Jennifer

    #28 makes me happy 😀

  • red4

    #28 I have first hand knowledge of this from my ex-girlfriend. I'm not sure how many times she's masturbated to me after I dumped her psychotic ass though.

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