Truths for Mature Humans (3 Photos)

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  • dkptig

    i love karo so this one stings a little bit.. at least if you read the comments he will get his credit. i remember karo from collegehumor back in the early 00s (i hear the site is now shit but when i was in college it was very legit).. his ruminations were/are hilarious. he is a very decent stand up comedian as well. check him out kids.. his humor is very relateable.

  • CP7

    This is great!

  • stuf

    The Chive, while not directly racist, practices institutionalized rac ism by glorifying and exploiting whites only. To the chive, the idea of a beautiful female is white, plastic, and big boobed. Rarely, does the chive provided pictures of mi norities.

    To address a few comments by users.

    1.The chive is not rac ist, they only submit pictures provided by users. Perhaps this is true to an extent. But I find it hard to believe that all user submitted pictures are whites only. Furthermore, the chive provides galleries of NON USER SUBMITTED pictures i.e. porn stars, random models. There has only been 1 such gallery in recent memory of an Afr ican American.

    2.BET and NAACP is Rac ist and why isn’t there a WET? Ok, so this is ridiculous. We have WET. It’s called the REST OF TV. NBC, MSNBC, CBS, ABC. All programming geared towards white actors. BET and NAACP exist for a reason. THEY REPRESENT MI NORITY VIEWS. AF RICAN AMERICANS ARE MINORI TIES.

    3.Chive is free to do what they want. Yes. They are. But I am also free to express discontent. There are literally thousands of viewers like myself who are upset with the Chive’s practices. Thus, we are allowed to speak just as much as you are.

    4.Well, the Chive had a black is beautiful post. Ok. 1 gallery. Out of HUNDREDS of others. Enough Said. What we want is integration of mi norities into all galleries. Not just one to appease the chive’s psyche. Further, to add insult to injury, the chive put a black is beautiful on the glorious MLK day. Come on!

    5. To people who say I’m socialist and Obama loving and support Obama care. I don’t love Obama, but I voted for him. I love America, and am capitalist. We have nationalized/socialist medicine already idiots. It’scalled medicare/Medicaid, indian health service, and veterans health. Dumbass. Go back to college. Oh wait. You can peruse the chive’s college sites that are exploitative, creepy, and celebrate wasted $ in collges.

    I f you are sick of this, there are a few things youcan do!

    Sign the Petition at chiveisracist@ gm

    GO TO FACEBOOK and report all posts/pictures on the chive page as sexually exploitative, FACEBOOK WILL SHUT THEM DOWN!

    Look out for my website, the anti-chive. It’s a blog of chive’s racial preferences, and photo screen shots ofuser generated comments that are so racist.

    I’ve hired a PR/lobby firm to address the media about the chive. If you want in, let me know, and we’ll contact your city/state. Together we can change.

    • man-a-mal

      Stuf is a “Lou who zer her”……oh,an he’s a big racist against the chive…..gtfo haters!

    • Tristan

      In regards to the anti chive website. Wouldn’t it be better to simply make a version of the website that fits your wants as opposed to one that simply points out complaints about this one?

    • Anonymous

      U r an idiot. Done.

    • cole

      Get a life, man. Or, Trollolololol! I don’t know which. Well done!

    • Jakester

      DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!! DIE stuf!!!

    • jim

      Wtf are you talking about? I just saw one of the Venus sisters massive glutes on a thread today!

    • Dude

      Stuf is just mad cuz hes black.

    • Andy Valentine

      It's hardly exploitive if – and I'm putting this in capitals to emphasise its importance – THE GIRLS SEND IN PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES.

      Also, there was a post just today about beautiful Russian Mail Order Brides. Couldn't that be considered a post highlighting Asian beauty, or is that not far enough divided from your one-dimensional idea of what "white" is?

      Think before you open your mouth (fingers… whatever), you misguided imbecile.

  • Ashley Elisa

    While we're putting a light in the freezer, let's put a tracking device on cellphones and keys. Where the hell do these things disappear to? And how the hell do they end up where I find them? I swear to god I do not remember replacing the milk in the fridge with my cell phone!

  • Rob

    This is all from

  • Anonymous

    #11 just happened.

  • BabyMistakes

    This is pretty incredible.

  • Matt

    #2 post 11. It just hit me now, which is why I'm looking at The Chive at work.

  • Dcolbert

    #28 – the person who came up with this is "today's high-schooler" to someone.

    #12 Some of us figured out the scam early and just went back to DVD.

  • X xxx

    Cursive is…nebbermind

  • Chuckles The Clown

    LMFAO!!! You know you just read that hearing Andy Rooney's voice in your head.

  • goldengekko1

    #31 in that is the most true one out of all of them haha :D

  • Master_Rahl

    Holy crap, so much truth in one place. It's like crossing the streams, it could mean "all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

  • jaydub

    26 is called sniping and i enjoy being at the front of the line as these self important assholes drive like their hair is on fire only to find that large gap between me and the semi closed rather quickly…i am also the guy that will straddle 2 lanes on construction projects to keep you from being "so smart"…go "eff" yourselves and float to the rear of the line

  • Lee

    To the person who has hired the legal team against Chive, here’s a new thought? If you don’t like the Chive, DON’T READ THE CHIVE. Go about your own daily life and let others do the same. It is not your job or right to police what other grown ass people do, just worry about yourself, your life will be a whole lot happier!

  • Fat Slob

    Nobody gives a shit about you and your fuckin opinions stuf. Get a fuckin life you loser.

  • Fat Slob

    Im black and i aint upset with chive. If u dont like it dont view it.

  • ConstableDubs

    There actually is punctuation that indicates irony or sarcasm (looks like a smaller elevated backward question mark) that was proposed in the 19th century, but it never took off.

  • ATQT

    Stuf can go shove it, there’s plenty of non white media here on the chive, and if you don’t like it stuf, then u have every right to just not visit the chive site, and spare us from ur whiny-ass dribble. P.s. I’m black beautiful and proud, KCCO FO LIFE!!!

  • etcrr

    'nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong' my ex wife when we were married had me sell the encyclopedia's cause she knows everything

  • Anon

    #5 – This is how you do it! —->

  • Nicole

    True fuckin story.

  • Andy Valentine

    @30 – Who says "bicyclists" and not just "cyclists".

    I had to Google it to even make sure it was a real word.

  • John Tucker

    stuf you are a moron, that said, this is a great post and i could not agree with you more about any of them…kcco!!

  • mateo

    Sick of all these losers blasphemy. Get the Fuck off the chive if you don’t like it.

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