A true man cave basement (20 Photos)

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  • BOB


    • trollerface.jpg

      daaaaaaaafuuuq is this? … if you man cave is anywhere but your living-room, you're doing it wrong.

      • Wallmaster

        daaaaaaaafuuuq is this? … if "you" spelling and grammar is anywhere but your sentence, you're doing it wrong.

        • NeYo

          you're not clever because you start/end your sentence the same way as the person you're responding to.

  • Arvid


    • fignewton

      Looks like complete shit to me?

      • cgd

        Yes. Wait, was that a statement or question?

        • Joe

          Yeah, that's like the least impressive man cave I've ever seen. It's like a blanket fort.

          • Josh

            But less fun

    • mrguitfiddler

      Meh Indeed

    • Buford_Justice

      #16 my man cave does not involve a VHS player and a square flat screen tv

  • Beena Dorgan

    It's a murder room!!!!!

    • TeSpecialChiver

      Great place to keep your virginity safe

    • amrith777

      Correction–RAPE and murder room….

  • needitwantit

    that looks like crap

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      a TV and no couch? Blasphemy

  • Mikey

    Wow, a rare look into the inner sanctum of 35 year old virgin living in his parent's basement! Thanks a ton Chive!

    • AsciiAdam

      If it were for a 35 year old, there would be real guns. Not one that I can see. Looks more like a 15 year old basement bedroom to me.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Frankly, I don't know which is scarier. A 35 year old living in the basement with REAL guns, or NERF guns?

        • http://lemaudit.tumblr.com Xtal

          This was on reddit yesterday, like most things posted here. It's actually a basement a guy converted into a fort after his 10 year old nephew asked for one. If I were 10, this would be sick!

          • BigManJones

            Someone besides myself finally calls this place out on what it is. A big aggregator of images from Tumblr and Reddit that went up YESTERDAY.

      • The_Dood

        If he's 35 and still living in the basement at mommy's, chances are that they ARE nerf guns… Mommy wouldn't let him get the real ones.

    • pquint160

      Seriously…good call Mikey!! Painful to look at.

    • Putty

      @ Mikey

      Nailed it.

  • Yep

    Ok… I want one.

  • Psilo911

    while yes it is awesome, I think if it had a real arsenal of weaponry it would be the pinnacle of badassery

    • germania

      But because he has toy weapons, he is a virgin.

      • The_Dood

        Because chicks dig a massive pile of guns hiding in your basement…

        • Frank

          If a chick didn't like my massive pile of guns, I'd find a better chick.

  • poop

    maybe it's because I'm a woman but i don't get it…

    • I Like Turtles

      You're a woman, and your name is poop?

      • Jentheoriginal

        is poop more of a man's name?

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        everybody poops

        • The_Dood

          You're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you!

    • f1junkie

      It's not just because you're a woman

    • ckret

      It's not because your a woman, it is because you are not a redneck.

    • KoS

      If it doesn't involve a kitchen or sandwiches no one expects a woman to understand

  • aaron

    nerf guns? hahaha fuckn pussy!

    • aaa

      Nice haircut bro

    • opo

      right, because owning real guns is something to be proud of…
      I'm from Europe and every time I see something like this i feel bad for you guys.

      • Hunter X

        And every time I think of how America has to protect your European asses from communism, terrorists, or yourselves, I feel sorry for YOU.

        • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

          thats mainly because u stick ur noses in others business for profit

          • Katie

            well "we" don't have any say in what our county does

          • HUNK

            Hooray for Capitalism!

            • j22

              Crony Capitalism* big difference.

  • mouchette

    I'm suffering from post boredom.

  • o@o.com


  • MattKL

    No fridge full of steak and beer? Fail.

    • disturbed

      Indeed Fail. Needs a big screen as well.

  • spicticus

    Wow, I almost didn't see it with the Camouflage walls but then he opened the door and it was like magically there.

  • Drewski

    WEAK! Besides the REAL guns it's pretty much lame,

  • Aushearer

    Thats a sweet black and purple screen. Does it come in heterosexual???

    • Smitty

      Looked maroon to me.

  • Insane2u

    what no porn thats no mancave

  • Connah

    it's a little less weird if you know that the guy built this for his 10-year-old nephew. http://tinyurl.com/7kuphct

    • TonyM

      That explains the lack of a bar.

    • StaticFX

      that makes a HUGE difference. I was thinking this 'guy' needed to grow up and put down the nerf.

    • Spotz

      I was just thinking how much fun my 2 boys would have with a basement like that.

      • ItPutsTheLotionOn

        I was just thinking how much fun I'd have with your 2 boys in a basement like that.

    • Nick

      I was thinking just the opposite.

    • mike

      Perfect….for a ten year old….

  • Scooter

    Kid cave

  • ass

    Any dude who is actually in the military would think this was the dumbest man cave ever. lame

    • Smitty

      I know right? No sandbags and it's too well lit.

    • http://twitter.com/brookerth @brookerth

      i am, and you are right sir. this is fucking retarded, this guy obviously doesn't have anything better to spend his money on, but things that made him a virgin and will keep him one for years to come.

  • Kickass

    I call redneck!!

  • Kcruz09

    seen better

  • DuckDitch


  • Carver

    If you have more than one paint ball gun you're a douche.

  • os310

    i don't even know what to say, I'm thinking about never going to the chive again.

  • tim

    100 bucks thats his mom's basement!!! "Dale i said no powertool's, its just my toothbrush"

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      we will have so much more room to do activities

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