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  • Anonymous

    DUDE JUST DOESN’T GET IT!

  • jaynecobb2

    I need you, to get back in the Kitchen.

    • steve

      …and eat this cock sandwich!

    • cocales

      Give me back my ball and go back to kitchen.

  • EasternCanuck

    Shit… this is gonna hurt.

  • Walker

    I want it!

  • Machine_head

    Pretty smart, good chance their outfits doubt have any pockets for a rape whistle… Or Mace.

  • Killa

    TEBOW’D

  • Wet_tosti

    From friendzone to the endzone!

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol it looks like even in the endzone he's still in the friend zone

  • EmersonT503

    last woman on earth… you must repopulate !!

    • banana flapjacks

      even when they make a game out of it i still cant get any ass

      hope the next one is fat and slow so i got a shot

  • John

    What are you doing out of the kitchen?

    • Gaurav

      Like

  • Redbird

    Patriots sign new wide receiver

  • storf

    Remains a virgin!

  • rob

    Give me my ball back!!

  • Shawn

    EWWW EWWW. It touched me!

  • Logan_the_Chiver

    Gimme back my sandwich!!

    • sprung

      You misspelled sammich.

      Man I hope I spelled 'misspelled' and 'spelled' correctly.

  • Ferret

    That is not where her Vagina should be

    • dfgh

      love it

    • Dorkfish

      how would you know

      • Ferret

        It's a vagina … and i have the internet.. I am just saying … what are you trying to say? other then you dont have a creative comment.

        • dub

          don't be so modest, Ferret. yours was the least creative of all.

          • Ferret

            ohh.. Come on … oh well… I formally apologize to all the Chivers and will never Caption Again.

  • Scorpion

    GET OVER HERE!

  • BigD

    Tail-back

  • josh

    It’s two-hand touch, dummy. Don’t you know anything.

    • KyleGamgee

      I thought this one was really funny!

  • dominantone

    almost garter!

  • sugarshanedelay

    Come hither! I paid good money to bring alive this fantasy!

  • POP

    BEN ROTHLESBURGER WOULD HAVE NEVER LET THAT BLONDE GET AWAY

    • jared

      And the Man said, "Let there be a vagina above your knee, so I do not have to lick where you pee."

  • doc

    These interviews for the next Chive intern are pretty tough.

  • E

    The Continental: The Next Generation.

  • Adam

    as close as he will ever get…

  • bluefalcon12

    bitch please

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