Daily Afternoon Randomness (53 Photos)

  • Chiv3On

    First ! Yay DAR!


    Please post MOAR, you're incredibly sexy!

    • http://twitter.com/ToddGodley @ToddGodley

      Straight amazing.

    • tcbb

      Yes, please…MOAR!

      • chiefer

        For the love of sweet asses MOAR!

    • Guest

      #11 has to be the worst shop job i've ever seen

      • Lotus

        It's cute when they try to do it themselves

    • James S

      I'm never eating at another restaurant just in the vain hope that I'm contributing to this

    • Vektor

      "What are you looking at, honey?" Nothing babe … that waitress just looks familiar.

    • its_forge

      God I love waitress butt. They spend all day walking and bending over and stooping and standing, the legs and butts are second only to pro ice skaters or competitive horseback riders, I swear.

  • edward lorenz


    • edward lorenz

      😦 oh well I tried.

      • Sticky Wickets

        you succeeded at failing at life

        • edward lorenz

          thanks for responding it makes me feel better.

          • Sticky Wickets

            Does being the first to comment make you feel better? I mean if your going to comment first don't waste it with one word. The first comment on the next page might be hilarious and no one will see it, because lets face it, no one goes to the second comment page unless a picture you submitted made it and your looking for a comment about it.

  • cwmuse


    • hark1985


      • cwmuse

        That's one……

    • Johnc

      #8 REMI !!!! he's up there on my list of heroes (right between banksy and philippe petit)

  • alita


    • hark1985

      try again

      • alita

        lulz can't help yourself can you?

        • hark1985


  • JSK

    kael schryver is gay

    • cgd

      How is it possible to have a photo of today's DAR included in the DAR???

      mind= blown

      • 34h3

        by shopping it onto a laptop.

    • BRN

      He is definitly the gayest gay boy any person has ever seen with there un gay eyes.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #47 Oh, uh, it's the pleats… the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back… to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

    • maclean

      Anchorman FTW!!!

    • MC Hammer

      What's that in her nose?? Do not like.

      • Mr. Bill

        Another gorgeous one ruined…

        • GamerGirl84

          who has ever looked at a bull and said " Man that ring in its nose would be so hot on a girl"

          No one.

    • JOHN

      I knew it i fucking knew she was a crazy bitch. Gross

    • Hank Scorpio

      Stussy's still around?

    • JLB

      this chick has never been hot. hideous now.

      • 09384

        100% agree.

    • jdfish2279

      "Don't act like you're not impressed."

    • Solitaire

      The fucking bull ring, whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

      Faith i humanity un-restored.

  • Phil Connors


    • GuinessHangover

      I love it that you took the time to count out what position you're in. EPIC FAIL!

  • rancor

    and I'm all waiting and I'm all like 'this dar better be good'

    and then the chive is all like #52, #53, #41, #45

    • jkrranger

      #45… wondering why so many people misuse "wondering" instead of properly using "wandering"… just saying.

      • A Gentleman

        no one wants to see those jay leno looking bitches kiss

        • Chiveaurity

          Agreed. Not hot.

      • Anon

        Maybe they were doing some wondering around it

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      #52 mother of god

      • My name is Jonas

        I know she rides the fine line between cute and hot so nicely…a fuckin 10!

    • My name is Jonas

      that last girl is fuckin smokin! (cute brunette)

  • Shane

    this late dar shits gotta stop

    • work related

      why don't you take the wheel for a while and we'll see what you come up with?

      I'm giddy with anticipation

      #53, #41, #48

      • Shane

        well played

      • Shane

        Just kidding. You can respectfully suck the shit outta my ass. With gusto.

    • Paulson

      I'd rather have John not rush the DAR and give us 53 photos of tardy internet excellence instead.

    • James

      Fuck you. Do you pay for this? The Chive is a privilege, not a right, get the fuck out.

      • you are it

        *I need a hero"


        • elliott

          LOL u got trolled LOLOLO

    • Kris

      Yeah, because you pay so much for this free web site that you can DEMAND better service. Since when did people in this country get so god-damned entitled?

      • Lotus

        I hate whining as much as you, but the "its free" argument is so weak.

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    #6 hehehe I just farted. hehe I wonder if anyone heard it? Too bad for that old man sitting behind me…he'll never guess it was me.

    • jordan

      i would marry her.

  • etcrr

    #33 thank you for sharing gorgeous

    • tcbb

      Must know where you work, I am suddenly very hungry.

    • that waitress

      Oh, etcrr!!! Thanks so much for your kind words. I hope some day you'll come into my restaraunt and give me a huuuuge tip.

      • that waitress again

        but just the tip ok sweetie

    • jules

      hmhm.. if you only knew where i worked.. maybe next time ill leave a little hint

  • aciekay

    #22 guilty.

    • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

      Guilty even the second time around.

      • aciekay

        i think i'm guilty a third time. they post this picture sporadically and it gets me every single time.

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Guilty too. For a sec I was wondering wtf was wrong with her chest. SMH

  • etcrr

    #47 thank you shay that was awesome beautiful as always

    • Ivy

      I hope beyond hope that this was not a vaginal birth… Because if it was I can hear the wind whistle out her snatch from here, and OUCH!

    • Meh

      He'll be smoking in no time

    • fos


    • Dumb Fucks


  • reaperMEDIC

    #12 Thank you

    • John87

      I looked at the first posting and ended up tilting my head…..finished reading in that uncomfortable position and then scrolled down…..sods law

    • Sticky Wickets

      I turned my head and read all of the first one. I felt like an ass after I scrolled down a little

    • redbaron6198

      You Bastards! turned my laptop sidewayz on pic 10. ive been trolled,

    • Morgan Freeman

      Chive, can we get some more Ron Swanson shirts please!!

    • David

      def read them all sideways before I scrolled down lol

  • riley


    • http://twitter.com/ToddGodley @ToddGodley

      That shit Chive

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #28 … doesnt even need to be said (find them all)

    • DrLeppiwinks

      oh and #34 thats still friendzoned…

      • Guest

        poor guy is oblivious.

    • Silly humans

      And yet you said it.. (retard)

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      That is the holy grail

    • uk2012

      the blonde looks like sammy winward

    • juancap3q

      the one on the left is ellie gonzalvez

  • whyme1973

    #15 #38 #47 I approve.

  • hark1985

    #6 'you think he noticed that I farted on his face while he slept" haha

    • cvcownr

      so there's the third fart joke made on behalf of this picture. at what point do they become unoriginal?

      • hark1985

        Well we all think at the same time and rush to post it on here. Just saying

      • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

        Neverrrrrrrrrrrr……Farts are funny as shit! Get it.

        • hark1985

          Glad I am not alone on this one

      • ohierf


    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

      hahaha great minds think alike.

      • hark1985

        No doubt!

  • Tillman61

    #25 Well, you have neurons firing all over the Earth now – Can you get extra credit for that?

    • Shillio

      is that the library at university of limerick or somewhere in the states?
      cos i used to go there to stare at tits. what the fuck is a book

      • curtis

        University of Lethbridge in canada

        • Sixsix

          Go Pronghorns! And study cleavage!

    • Adam

      too bad I never run into girls like this in the Ekstrom library at UofL

      • TacticalChunder

        Too bad I work in neuroscience and don't see this on a daily basis. That's why I love the Chive

  • AssClown
    • xanivan

      yeah eva vica kerekes from czech republic

    • spirit

      it's from a trailer to one czech movie.pretty cool even if you don't know the language

  • Kodos



    • Ivy

      Seriously, falling right into a stereotype huh?

      • fed

        and yet, i'm sure she gets away with it…

        • Chiveaurity


      • Katie

        Does she think it's cute? I don't get it.

        • JOHN


          • Katie

            Of portraying myself as a dumb blonde, being too ashamed to show my face and degrading myself by submitting a mostly naked picture on the internet for guys to jerk off to? No, I'm not jealous.

            • Katie

              Now these girls #28 yeah a little jealous, they are f-ing hot 😉

              • JOHN

                I'd rather smash the one with bugs bunny teeth than the ones with fake cans. there are too many "models" like the chicks in 28. generic pvc internet wank material for 14-year-olds.

                • =ks

                  100% this.

            • TRON


            • its_forge

              That's you?? Wow lady, that's a screaming figure of doom you have there and a heck of a bright smile too. I'm sure at least half the Chive's viewers would gladly slaughter a horde of barbarians for you singlehanded if you put up some more pics.

    • Burlinator

      The photo is a repeat from a few months ago and sadly I have not seen MOAR of her since this photo first appeared…

    • OpMongoose

      It's strange her mouth has like a scarlett johansson look.

      • TheAllKnowning

        Yeah she looks like Scarlett Johansson.

        • Dumb Fucks

          yep. can't see all of her face, but she TOTALLY looks like scarlett johansson……

      • Anon

        I think this was posted back during hte Scarlett Johansson photos being leaked… it was one of those impersonations if I remember…

  • srhchlsn

    #39 So disgusting, $10 says the bag had a hole ripped in it by the next guy that walked in there.

    • that guy

      thats how my bladder feels when im at the movies. god damn large soda

    • chris

      I use to be janitor. I would fucking stab a person if I ever saw that in the bathroom I had to clean.

      • Frank

        I've never been a janitor.

        I'd stab the bag and laugh.

      • Simon

        I worked a custodial job too. I was astonished by what slobs people were away from home.

        Personally, I'd like to go to every person who pissed in that bag, take a huge shit in their toilet and not flush it, piss on their toilet seat, maybe get some on the floor too, then spray water everywhere when I was washing my hands.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Is that a *RAT* floating in there?

  • some guy

    #41 and #47 faptastic

  • Kodos



  • Jeff

    #29 Mind Blown

    • Kodos

      soon as he sights in, it will be

    • Indy Girl

      Colts fans paid this guy to make sure the Pats didn't win 😀

    • Ora

      I think the guy was a Pats fan. Did you see all those injuries to the giants, a sniper is the only thing that explains it. Yet they still won…

    • Matt

      Meanwhile in the US…!

      • leafsfan2005


        Damn – It's just a football game. This is absurd.

        • RMS

          At least it isn't soccer (football), where the fans routinely kill each other. Besides, do you have any idea how much of a target the Super Bowl is?

          • leafsfan2005

            Not really, quite eye-opening to see this being that serious a need to have such security around. Wish everyone would just KCCO.

            • sadman

              KCCO can only exist when there are dogs (police) around to kill the wolves, less they prey on the sheep. Sheep feel uneasy when they notice the sheepdog in the herd, but they love them when the wolves show up.

              • Awwwyeah


              • Intellect1618

                We do live in a world of Sheeple.

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