Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

#20 is so stupid! What are you supposed to do, fucking skip backward until you have the door open enough to prop open with your elbow?

Stuf, go back to your tribe in Africa

#27 you are suppose to flip the cork and then stick it back in but red wine is best when consumed same day you open it.

#24. BEST PICTURE ALL WEEK!!

#24 Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Stuf, the chive is not accountable to what people post as comments, if they were I’m sure your trolling butt would have been blocked long ago. The chive is bigger than just America, did you know that in Canada the black population only makes up 2.5% of everyone, and in my province of Saskatchewan they only make up 0.5%? Crazy eh, so in that light it would seem that the chive has done of wonderful job of properly representing black people fairly. If you want to be statistically accurate they should only be able to post 1 black is beautiful for every post that is seen as being exclusive to white girls. Please for everyones sake quit trolling the comment boards and let us keep calm and chive on!

#13 next shirt from theCHIVE? I would buy it.

#23
ORLY?

#27 how did you not think to just turn the cork upside down? It'll go right in every time.

#8 and that was Grandma…she took a spill at the dunes.

#27 i would be ashamed if i ended up like that after just 1 bottle lol

#10 John Lennon was a dick

#7 whos the fat girl above?

#20 best invention ever

#10 Cool quote, but John Lennon didn't say it hehe.

#18 why the fuck do they have a shoe hanging from their rear view mirror?

#23 Run O'Reilly you fool….run! Errrr…Skate O'Reilly you fool skate!

#18 says the person with a shoe hanging from their rear view mirror…

#10 – John Lennon actually never said that, search it up. I randomly came across an article on fake sayings a while back and it was in there. So fake

#25 – Deserved

#2 Looks A LOT better then the one that was shown in "Food Porn" yesterday.. well done…

get a screw top next time if you want to be a pussy
#27

#10 What a tool.

#25 Is my new hero.

#16 Made me throw up a little.

#10 amen

#21 Did that the other night. Worth it.