Darwin’s exceptions (32 Photos)

  • Bob

    Crazy kids!

    • Tom

      I believe "stuf" belongs on this post.

      • dub

        wow. that guy really traumatized you poor bastards, didn't he?

  • Yep

    #31 Haters gonna hate.

    • CHIVEon

      Potatoes gunna potate

    • 6655321

      I think this was on lolwiggers.com, damn funny.

    • LOL

      you can see some sadness in his face :(…… maybe he was bullied into doing this pic

    • Hater

      I remember when I earned my first hundred dollars… Douche

    • Bobby

      H8ers B H8in. Mastrb8ers B Mastrb8in.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      more money than me

    • yankeesji

      Yep – You almost made me spit my coffee out! Very funny.

    • tno

      that kid has made millions playing online poker.

    • Jeff

      nice pedophile stache

    • drea619


  • drewsmalley24

    #32 Guess I won't be sleeping tonight

    • Huell

      What movie is this from?

    • Guest

      How am i doing today gary busey?

    • Shamus

      Yarr, that's gonna replace the whale in me nightmares.

    • http://iqtestpro.com/ Free

      I think you missed #24

  • mouchette

    #7, You're doing it right.

  • Jim

    #31 Ladies please, wait your turn.

    • Josephanthony

      4 sets of homemade nunchucks, 2 chair-legs and 2 Kligon ceremonial knives? I hope they're to be used for beating and castrating him/it.

    • lemonDorito

      I'd hit it 😉

  • srhchlsn

    #22 Annnnd I just quit. Thanks for the inspiration.

    • The_Dood

      Keep at it. I quit the 13th of November and still going strong. You can do it!

      • Underbaker

        So you are at the point where you can smell a smoker from 20 yards away or if they have been in an elevator in the last 30 minutes. Both of you KC&CO it is worth it for your health and wallet, not to mention people will actually hug you now.

        • The_Dood

          Smelling smokers isn't so bad… It's being able to smell every trash can and crapper that you go within ten feet of that really sucks.

          • Underbaker

            After 6 years I can say I'm not that sensitive to smokers any more, but both me and my wife have a big time aversion to people who put on too much perfume/cologne. Not sure if we are super sniffers now or just a long term side effect of being a former smoker.

      • Guest

        I quit 2/8/2012, son's birthday. Thanks for the inspiration today….needed it.

        • The_Dood

          One of the best ways to quit… Pick an important date and do it then. For me Nov 13th was the day after my birthday and I wanted to smoke on my birthday. Had my last cig at 11:55 on the 12th and haven't looked back.

    • nerfherder

      Who knew Popeye's Mom could be so inspirational?

    • MonkeyMadness

      And to think folks, she's only 32!

  • Bradster

    If #23 is their God, what the hell is #24? Their Devil?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      #23 couldn't even find someone to take his photo, so he had to park by the side of a road and do it himself.

      Couldn't manage to find an awesome background either.

      Yeah, so that would be a Fail on every possible level then.

      • testudo321

        I don't think he parked the car. He did it while driving. After all he is the king of douchebags…

        • Underbaker

          Probably at a stop light that turned green and he is sitting still taking the pics.

    • heywoodjablowme

      no… that would be #4

      • Uhhuhh

        My. God. Not in a million years. Ever.

    • The_Dood

      That's their god's boyfriend…

    • socalmarti

      Good one.

  • Ahab01

    How are the legs working on #4? It's freaking me out, look backwards.

    • CalculatedRisk

      'Panic button' is right.

      • Underbaker

        Who would be brave enough to push it?

        • amrith777

          Yeah–who'd wanna get that CLOSE?? Ohhhh…I see…..it's a TRAP O.o

  • MattKL

    #2 Fuck no

  • spicticus

    I wonder what Anne Hathaway is thinking in #3
    I don't think the rubber boots will be helpful in #5

    • Eric

      #5 is phone not electric. No hazard

    • http://twitter.com/venetos @venetos

      She's probably freaking out because she's standing with Valentino.

    • DaveF

      She's wondering if she has Cheeto dust smeared on her cheek.

    • saltytrey

      "Now I know what it's like to be kissed by a catcher's mitt.

    • this guy

      No, she's thinking: "Doesn't matter, had sex"

      enjoy that mental image chivers!

  • Seldi84

    #4 #8 #14 Kill them, Kill them with fire.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I agree, but that phrase has to die with it. "Kill it, kill it with fire" is getting really old.

    • LuvsHorror

      #14 looks like a koopa.

  • Odie

    #16: "Car pool lane, here we come." The answer to fossil fuel consumption.

    #24: "My resume is stacked but I can't get past the interview."

    • http://robskidmore.wordpress.com robskidmore

      #24 I imagine a runny nose would be a very different experience

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    You must really love your job, huh.

    Right now, lean back in your chair, look around and consider what you now do for that shitty salary.

    I bet you're not smiling at the moment, are you.

  • theonlyguy

    Wow… “Those” people are really out there.

  • poop

    i would do #28 just for laughs

    • MattKL

      Shit yeah, that was funny as hell.

    • The_Dood

      Is there any other reason to do it?

      • varlotto

        to get food when the dining room is closed?

        • The_Dood

          It's light outside in this picture. The dining rooms around me don't close until it's dark…

      • MonkeyMadness

        For laughs? Thinking outside the box… so to speak. 😛

    • Big Charles

      Don't work -___- i tried it

      • Katie

        I have walked to the window before, they were very confused. They couldn't understand that we just wanted food and we didn't have a car with us.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        if you can go through on a rascal scooter you can go through in a cardboard car. they will take your money.

        • The_Dood

          I didn't have a lock for my bike once and I was in a bad neighborhood so I tried it on the bike. They wouldn't let me do it and told me that I had to come inside…

          • chris wallace

            I remember stealing that bike. Dope bike.

  • KorovaMilkBar

    You insult The Ruler.

    • Johnny Blaze

      Slick Rick da Rula

  • Jenny

    Lady, this stuff doesn't work on "Cracked.Com" and it won't work here. Give a rest already.

    • The_Stif

      Makes me so angry when i get to work and there was some juicy drama thread deleted by the administrator. : (

      • varlotto

        pretty sure it was just spam

      • MonkeyMadness

        You didn't miss much. Just regular run of the mill spam.

  • 1zmaj

    #5 grounded, good precautions … he won't suffer.

    • Anonymous

      That’s a phone or tv junction box.. there is no electricity there ….. idiot

    • Dan

      Considering there wouldn't be any power hooked up yet, he's not in any danger.

    • dontbelieveeverlast


  • dewd

    #32 is creepy as phuck! Like a train wreck, you cant look away, but you don’t wanna look! I won’t sleep for the next month! Thank you chive!!! LMAO

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #31 $62.18 bitches…ninja style

    • nevermore

      its probably all his pocket money combined over several months,just for this sad ass moment.

    • tjb

      all that money came from relatives o n his birthday. thanks grandma!

  • 'MericanInFrance

    Hahaha this post made my morning!

    • BigManJones

      All this was, was an aggregate of all the images that they wanted to use but couldn't find a spot. This was a weak post.

      • 'MericanInFrance

        Cool story, bra.

  • ortizj1413

    #1 #11 "sweetie daddys been drinking… #14 (cookie monster) ME WANT COOOOKIES!!

    • Nocturnesthesia


      • Nocturnesthesia

        my bad was referring to #11. 14 is a Donald Trump paternity suit waiting to happen

  • Justin

    Hey Chive, the Safari bar says "Stange and bizarre people: theCHIVE". Might wanna fix it to "strange"

  • Otter

    #24 Mom? Dad? This is Ted… I'm having his baby!!

    • Bryan

      look an actual demon..what a fkn loser

    • whatever

      and baby looks like a goat

  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 That makes me want to hit that panic button… WITH AN AXE!!

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