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Darwin’s exceptions (32 Photos)

February 9, 2012 | In: Creepy, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF

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Category: Creepy, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF

Bob

Crazy kids!

Tom

I believe "stuf" belongs on this post.

dub

wow. that guy really traumatized you poor bastards, didn't he?

Yep

#31 Haters gonna hate.

CHIVEon

Potatoes gunna potate
6655321

I think this was on lolwiggers.com, damn funny.
LOL

you can see some sadness in his face …… maybe he was bullied into doing this pic
Hater

I remember when I earned my first hundred dollars… Douche
Bobby

H8ers B H8in. Mastrb8ers B Mastrb8in.
http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

more money than me
yankeesji

Yep – You almost made me spit my coffee out! Very funny.
tno

that kid has made millions playing online poker.
Jeff

nice pedophile stache
drea619

BALLERS GONNA BALLLLLL!!!!!

drewsmalley24

#32 Guess I won't be sleeping tonight

Huell

What movie is this from?

Cory D.

It's a composite gif. the original is from citizen kane and then somebody edited gary busey's face in. http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/30868d6681/gif-gu…

Guest

How am i doing today gary busey?
Shamus

Yarr, that's gonna replace the whale in me nightmares.
http://iqtestpro.com/ Free

I think you missed #24

mouchette

#7, You're doing it right.
Jim

#31 Ladies please, wait your turn.

Josephanthony

4 sets of homemade nunchucks, 2 chair-legs and 2 Kligon ceremonial knives? I hope they're to be used for beating and castrating him/it.
lemonDorito

I'd hit it

srhchlsn

#22 Annnnd I just quit. Thanks for the inspiration.

The_Dood

Keep at it. I quit the 13th of November and still going strong. You can do it!

Underbaker

So you are at the point where you can smell a smoker from 20 yards away or if they have been in an elevator in the last 30 minutes. Both of you KC&CO it is worth it for your health and wallet, not to mention people will actually hug you now.

The_Dood

Smelling smokers isn't so bad… It's being able to smell every trash can and crapper that you go within ten feet of that really sucks.

Underbaker

After 6 years I can say I'm not that sensitive to smokers any more, but both me and my wife have a big time aversion to people who put on too much perfume/cologne. Not sure if we are super sniffers now or just a long term side effect of being a former smoker.

Guest

I quit 2/8/2012, son's birthday. Thanks for the inspiration today….needed it.

The_Dood

One of the best ways to quit… Pick an important date and do it then. For me Nov 13th was the day after my birthday and I wanted to smoke on my birthday. Had my last cig at 11:55 on the 12th and haven't looked back.

nerfherder

Who knew Popeye's Mom could be so inspirational?
MonkeyMadness

And to think folks, she's only 32!

Bradster

If #23 is their God, what the hell is #24? Their Devil?

AnyoneForCoffee

#23 couldn't even find someone to take his photo, so he had to park by the side of a road and do it himself.

Couldn't manage to find an awesome background either.

Yeah, so that would be a Fail on every possible level then.

testudo321

I don't think he parked the car. He did it while driving. After all he is the king of douchebags…

Underbaker

Probably at a stop light that turned green and he is sitting still taking the pics.

heywoodjablowme

no… that would be #4

Uhhuhh

My. God. Not in a million years. Ever.

The_Dood

That's their god's boyfriend…
socalmarti

Good one.

Ahab01

How are the legs working on #4? It's freaking me out, look backwards.

CalculatedRisk

'Panic button' is right.

Underbaker

Who would be brave enough to push it?

amrith777

Yeah–who'd wanna get that CLOSE?? Ohhhh…I see…..it's a TRAP O.o

MattKL

#2 Fuck no
spicticus

I wonder what Anne Hathaway is thinking in #3
I don't think the rubber boots will be helpful in #5

Eric

#5 is phone not electric. No hazard
http://twitter.com/venetos @venetos

She's probably freaking out because she's standing with Valentino.
DaveF

She's wondering if she has Cheeto dust smeared on her cheek.
saltytrey

"Now I know what it's like to be kissed by a catcher's mitt.
this guy

No, she's thinking: "Doesn't matter, had sex"

enjoy that mental image chivers!

Seldi84

#4 #8 #14 Kill them, Kill them with fire.

MonkeyMadness

I agree, but that phrase has to die with it. "Kill it, kill it with fire" is getting really old.
LuvsHorror

#14 looks like a koopa.

Odie

#16: "Car pool lane, here we come." The answer to fossil fuel consumption.

#24: "My resume is stacked but I can't get past the interview."

http://robskidmore.wordpress.com robskidmore

#24 I imagine a runny nose would be a very different experience

AnyoneForCoffee

You must really love your job, huh.

Right now, lean back in your chair, look around and consider what you now do for that shitty salary.

I bet you're not smiling at the moment, are you.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Go to http://support.twitter.com/forms/general, select 'report spam', you know the rest.

Hugs,
Paula
- killing spammers one at the time

theonlyguy

Wow… “Those” people are really out there.
poop

i would do #28 just for laughs

MattKL

Shit yeah, that was funny as hell.
The_Dood

Is there any other reason to do it?

varlotto

to get food when the dining room is closed?

The_Dood

It's light outside in this picture. The dining rooms around me don't close until it's dark…

MonkeyMadness

For laughs? Thinking outside the box… so to speak.

Big Charles

Don't work -___- i tried it

Katie

I have walked to the window before, they were very confused. They couldn't understand that we just wanted food and we didn't have a car with us.
http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

if you can go through on a rascal scooter you can go through in a cardboard car. they will take your money.

The_Dood

I didn't have a lock for my bike once and I was in a bad neighborhood so I tried it on the bike. They wouldn't let me do it and told me that I had to come inside…

chris wallace

I remember stealing that bike. Dope bike.

KorovaMilkBar

#8
You insult The Ruler.

Johnny Blaze

Slick Rick da Rula

Jenny

Lady, this stuff doesn't work on "Cracked.Com" and it won't work here. Give a rest already.

The_Stif

Makes me so angry when i get to work and there was some juicy drama thread deleted by the administrator. : (

varlotto

pretty sure it was just spam
MonkeyMadness

You didn't miss much. Just regular run of the mill spam.

1zmaj

#5 grounded, good precautions … he won't suffer.

Anonymous

That’s a phone or tv junction box.. there is no electricity there ….. idiot
Dan

Considering there wouldn't be any power hooked up yet, he's not in any danger.
dontbelieveeverlast

REEL LIVE WIRE

dewd

#32 is creepy as phuck! Like a train wreck, you cant look away, but you don’t wanna look! I won’t sleep for the next month! Thank you chive!!! LMAO
http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

#31 $62.18 bitches…ninja style

nevermore

its probably all his pocket money combined over several months,just for this sad ass moment.
tjb

all that money came from relatives o n his birthday. thanks grandma!

'MericanInFrance

Hahaha this post made my morning!

BigManJones

All this was, was an aggregate of all the images that they wanted to use but couldn't find a spot. This was a weak post.

'MericanInFrance

Cool story, bra.

ortizj1413

#1 #11 "sweetie daddys been drinking… #14 (cookie monster) ME WANT COOOOKIES!!

Nocturnesthesia

#14… COLONEL GADHAFFI?!

Nocturnesthesia

my bad was referring to #11. 14 is a Donald Trump paternity suit waiting to happen

Justin

Hey Chive, the Safari bar says "Stange and bizarre people: theCHIVE". Might wanna fix it to "strange"
Otter

#24 Mom? Dad? This is Ted… I'm having his baby!!

Bryan

look an actual demon..what a fkn loser
whatever

and baby looks like a goat

MonkeyMadness

#4 That makes me want to hit that panic button… WITH AN AXE!!

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