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February 9, 2012 |
In: Creepy, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF
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Category: Creepy, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, WTF
I believe "stuf" belongs on this post.
wow. that guy really traumatized you poor bastards, didn't he?
#31 Haters gonna hate.
Potatoes gunna potate
I think this was on lolwiggers.com, damn funny.
you can see some sadness in his face …… maybe he was bullied into doing this pic
I remember when I earned my first hundred dollars… Douche
H8ers B H8in. Mastrb8ers B Mastrb8in.
more money than me
Yep – You almost made me spit my coffee out! Very funny.
that kid has made millions playing online poker.
nice pedophile stache
BALLERS GONNA BALLLLLL!!!!!
#32 Guess I won't be sleeping tonight
What movie is this from?
It's a composite gif. the original is from citizen kane and then somebody edited gary busey's face in. http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/30868d6681/gif-gu…
How am i doing today gary busey?
Yarr, that's gonna replace the whale in me nightmares.
I think you missed #24
#7, You're doing it right.
#31 Ladies please, wait your turn.
4 sets of homemade nunchucks, 2 chair-legs and 2 Kligon ceremonial knives? I hope they're to be used for beating and castrating him/it.
I'd hit it
#22 Annnnd I just quit. Thanks for the inspiration.
Keep at it. I quit the 13th of November and still going strong. You can do it!
So you are at the point where you can smell a smoker from 20 yards away or if they have been in an elevator in the last 30 minutes. Both of you KC&CO it is worth it for your health and wallet, not to mention people will actually hug you now.
Smelling smokers isn't so bad… It's being able to smell every trash can and crapper that you go within ten feet of that really sucks.
After 6 years I can say I'm not that sensitive to smokers any more, but both me and my wife have a big time aversion to people who put on too much perfume/cologne. Not sure if we are super sniffers now or just a long term side effect of being a former smoker.
I quit 2/8/2012, son's birthday. Thanks for the inspiration today….needed it.
One of the best ways to quit… Pick an important date and do it then. For me Nov 13th was the day after my birthday and I wanted to smoke on my birthday. Had my last cig at 11:55 on the 12th and haven't looked back.
Who knew Popeye's Mom could be so inspirational?
And to think folks, she's only 32!
If #23 is their God, what the hell is #24? Their Devil?
#23 couldn't even find someone to take his photo, so he had to park by the side of a road and do it himself.
Couldn't manage to find an awesome background either.
Yeah, so that would be a Fail on every possible level then.
I don't think he parked the car. He did it while driving. After all he is the king of douchebags…
Probably at a stop light that turned green and he is sitting still taking the pics.
no… that would be #4
My. God. Not in a million years. Ever.
That's their god's boyfriend…
How are the legs working on #4? It's freaking me out, look backwards.
'Panic button' is right.
Who would be brave enough to push it?
Yeah–who'd wanna get that CLOSE?? Ohhhh…I see…..it's a TRAP O.o
#2 Fuck no
I wonder what Anne Hathaway is thinking in #3
I don't think the rubber boots will be helpful in #5
#5 is phone not electric. No hazard
She's probably freaking out because she's standing with Valentino.
She's wondering if she has Cheeto dust smeared on her cheek.
"Now I know what it's like to be kissed by a catcher's mitt.
No, she's thinking: "Doesn't matter, had sex"
enjoy that mental image chivers!
#4 #8 #14 Kill them, Kill them with fire.
I agree, but that phrase has to die with it. "Kill it, kill it with fire" is getting really old.
#14 looks like a koopa.
#16: "Car pool lane, here we come." The answer to fossil fuel consumption.
#24: "My resume is stacked but I can't get past the interview."
#24 I imagine a runny nose would be a very different experience
You must really love your job, huh.
Right now, lean back in your chair, look around and consider what you now do for that shitty salary.
I bet you're not smiling at the moment, are you.
Go to http://support.twitter.com/forms/general, select 'report spam', you know the rest.
- killing spammers one at the time
Wow… “Those” people are really out there.
i would do #28 just for laughs
Shit yeah, that was funny as hell.
Is there any other reason to do it?
to get food when the dining room is closed?
It's light outside in this picture. The dining rooms around me don't close until it's dark…
For laughs? Thinking outside the box… so to speak.
Don't work -___- i tried it
I have walked to the window before, they were very confused. They couldn't understand that we just wanted food and we didn't have a car with us.
if you can go through on a rascal scooter you can go through in a cardboard car. they will take your money.
I didn't have a lock for my bike once and I was in a bad neighborhood so I tried it on the bike. They wouldn't let me do it and told me that I had to come inside…
I remember stealing that bike. Dope bike.
You insult The Ruler.
Slick Rick da Rula
Lady, this stuff doesn't work on "Cracked.Com" and it won't work here. Give a rest already.
Makes me so angry when i get to work and there was some juicy drama thread deleted by the administrator. : (
pretty sure it was just spam
You didn't miss much. Just regular run of the mill spam.
#5 grounded, good precautions … he won't suffer.
That’s a phone or tv junction box.. there is no electricity there ….. idiot
Considering there wouldn't be any power hooked up yet, he's not in any danger.
REEL LIVE WIRE
#32 is creepy as phuck! Like a train wreck, you cant look away, but you don’t wanna look! I won’t sleep for the next month! Thank you chive!!! LMAO
#31 $62.18 bitches…ninja style
its probably all his pocket money combined over several months,just for this sad ass moment.
all that money came from relatives o n his birthday. thanks grandma!
Hahaha this post made my morning!
All this was, was an aggregate of all the images that they wanted to use but couldn't find a spot. This was a weak post.
Cool story, bra.
#1 #11 "sweetie daddys been drinking… #14 (cookie monster) ME WANT COOOOKIES!!
#14… COLONEL GADHAFFI?!
my bad was referring to #11. 14 is a Donald Trump paternity suit waiting to happen
Hey Chive, the Safari bar says "Stange and bizarre people: theCHIVE". Might wanna fix it to "strange"
#24 Mom? Dad? This is Ted… I'm having his baby!!
look an actual demon..what a fkn loser
and baby looks like a goat
#4 That makes me want to hit that panic button… WITH AN AXE!!
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