I do what I want (27 Photos)

Do just do what you want and totally don’t give a shit? Send your pictures to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • AssClown

    #9 Fucktards, that's worse than double dildoed douchebags parking like that…

    • ST33

      What if he was responding to an emergency? Ya, I know, it's a long shot….

    • burr

      Go cops!

    • Dustin

      some cops just want to watch the world burn

    • T.O. VA

      Sterling, VA Costco… I work there… seems like the usual attitude of the police in the area.

  • Holy Hell

    What a wild bunch of rebels.

    • http://twitter.com/blumpkin8er @blumpkin8er

      Hell yea Lake George!!

      • Simon

        Watch it! We've got a bunch of badasses on our hands here!

  • Fredde


    • TDub66


  • BigManJones

    Again, the staged pictures aren't good. They're stupid and not funny.

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      Come on bigman, #18 is pretty funny.

    • Jerky

      You're stupid and not funny.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    In his perspective, he is on the left?

    • Muert

      Thank god there isn't a arrow for people who think perspective matters.

  • TLSBB1

    jfbnbjkanauearunfmanj i dont give a fuck

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Enjoy the needles!!

    • clenis

      and the AIDS!!

    • DropkickPA

      Happy hep C day everybody!!

    • amrith777

      Having worked in healthcare and knowing what can go wrong on the BEST of days–this has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    #3 went home and gave HIV to three of his buddies.

    • sinister

      he just looks like a guy that would do that.

    • MattKL

      HIgh fiVe!

    • dandude2

      he looks like a douche

  • Master_Rahl

    #9 that's Sheriff Dick, to you.

    • MattKL

      See if he wants a Litera Cola.

      • sprung

        Bet it's car RamRod.

      • Master_Rahl

        Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.

  • Del


    lookout , we're dealing with a badass here..

    • Del


    • JOE JOE

      That joke stopped being funny a long time ago.

  • MattyP

    #3 Not often…but maybe sometimes the signs are worth obeying

    • PattyM


    • Holmespump

      #2 I don't think this one is such a great idea, either.

  • john


    Bet he didn't send it

    • Buster Cherry

      Go Falcons!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #5 In 3…2…1…

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I know you dont care, but I still wouldnt stand there

  • billshakes626

    #24 Chances are, that guy didn't want to do that.

    • DildoMuncher

      You mean "woman" I'm sure.

  • UGTP

    #21 A Lot of people did not give a fuck that day.

    • Jimbo Jones

      That is what you get in downtown Portland Oregon. A lot of coffee drinkers who are too self absorbed to care about anyone else.

  • Odie

    #24: "Forget the Club. Nobody is going to steel my Porsche."

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      Forget spelling. You spell what you want!

      • Odie

        Thanks Indiana Chive Fan. Go Hoosiers (movie/b-ball team).

        In the immortal words of Bobby Knight: "All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/bobby_knight.html).

        Have a fantastic day in the great state of Indiana. Hope you're not in Gary. I've seen and heard things.

  • Brian

    #9 is one more reason i fucking hate cops

  • Pete

    No and Yes.

    I can imagine its causing someone genuine agro, whereas the others are just, at best, mildly annoying. Either the recycling at the station won't be done, which undermines the point, or someone is going to have to sort it, which kind of also undermines the point.

    But yes in the sense that it sums up what a dumbfuck idea the whole thing is in the first place.

  • Anonymous

    #27 ever notice smith is too far away to hit him even if unblocked?

  • CoLNo1

    #8 Can we please have this?

  • Pags

    #26 Might go into an on-campus Starbucks doing this.

    • db83

      Fuckin hipsters.

  • Groundcrew

    #14 typical fucking pilot.

    • Dick Salad

      he's clearly enlisted… not even a WO so obviously not a pilot… ^typical civilian

      • Mark

        I thought the same thing before I even saw your reply. Maybe next time you'll check the rank before you call him a pilot. I'm a civilian and I know more than you. How embarrassing for you (Groundcrew, not Dick Salad).

    • one_awesome_guy

      I'm actually a crewchief

      • u_r_not_a_guy

        why be a hater? Did pilots beat you up when you little?

    • rphilman1

      Who says he's not a mechanic?

  • Dick Salad

    Omg chive is racist white people thinking they capitalizing on doing what they want. You watch I'm gonna make a petition and get like 5,000 signatures.

    • Dukes

      nice…….i see what you did there…………lol

  • Aznsupastar

    #9 FUCK THE POLIC…. wait, wut?

    • HLK

      In Soviet Russia…

  • reaperMEDIC

    #22 But they said I could be anything I want…

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