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February 10, 2012 |
In: Interesting, Random, WTF
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Category: Interesting, Random, WTF
#4 Holy crap!!!
Holy crap! I can't believe anyone actually believes this "fact"!
People definitely don't know these "facts" because they're made up lol
Best random bit of knowledge I've learned all year
Internet facts: If you put random numbers in a statement it stops sounding made up. Sorry, if you put random numbers in a statement 83.76% of the people reading it will think it is a fact.
Interesting though, think about it. Continuously throughout your life, somebody, somewhere….is farting.
Or, one trip to Taco Bell.
#21 learn something new everyday
That… is actually complete bullshit.
So I hope you've learned something else today!
That is why, when you wear only 1 earring on the RIGHT you are gay, because happiness tears fall from the right eye.
See, more facts you couldn't have known, probably because they are made up.
this one is not true at all but all the rest were great
#10 How original.
People are always asking me why I named my son, "KCCO"….
Go Italian – "Quecicio"
Top 'o the morning to you Lad! It's FRIDAY!
Let the games begin
I started the day by taking off work!
What a coincidence, I started the day by taking off work too!
#22 4 out of 5 dentists approve.
I'm callin bullshit….thumbs up if you wet it before paste…down if after
What if both?
That's just redundant
"90% people wets". "90% people wets". "90% people wets".
What complete fucking moron reads that and thinks, "ya, that sounds right, I'll put that on a picture!"?
LMAO. I was going to say the same thing but it's Friday and it seemed like too much work, so thank you.
People purposly mispell or use bad gramar because it get more attention.
dentists would not approve this to be honest, toothpaste is more effective when used without water
exactly, my friend. also, it is better to rinse your mouth with cold water
Sorry, but as a dentist, I'm going to have to call BS on you. Saliva itself is 98% water, so a wet toothbrush isn't really going to add much. Plus, toothpaste itself is essentially hydrophobic. That's why it foams, much like soap.
The one out of five.
Already have learned more from the Chive then the market reports at my job.
Sorry, but I must say the following:
Grammar lessons or grammatical instruction but not grammatical lessons
Haha. Always grin when a grammar nazi gets his grammar wrong.
I didn't realize that gofers read market reports.. o.0
#20 So it rains jellyfish?
Of course not, don't be stupid.
Oh, right, it's the internet.
Move along… Move along…
98% of the time…..
I always read your replies with Clint's voice….well 68.5% of the time.
Only if you seed the clouds with 2% dried jellyfish.
#4 a new renewable or alternate energy source?
Anyone ever watch Dilbert? "The tubes would be a little uncomfortable at first, but you'd get used to it…"
They forgot to mention it's the collective energy from the entire world, not just one person.
It's primarily Methane, I believe….and "mined" in many landfills already.
Your fact checking leaves something to be desired.
…if by 'something' you mean 'everything' ..I would agree
yeah, I'm pretty sure a hundred years worth of farts wouldn't vaporize a city. Might make some people throw up though.
It's pretty much methane gas…they use that a renewable energy source from landfills….so yeah
okay idiot, equivalent energy levels has nothing to do with destroying a city. it's purely about the amount of energy.
I wanted to see if that was true. . . So I looked it up;
It's not true.
How did you fuck that up so bad? From first man to survive going over the falls to some guy who jumped off a platform into the water below the falls? Bobby Leach is correct. Dumb fuck.
Hmmm….well, I'll be damned.
I'm willing to bet most of these are total bullsh*t.
I'm not willing to take that bet. But I'll go in on it with you if you find someone to take it.
95% of statistics are made up on the spot.
I think you meant 83%.
The MGM lion one is false
#1 he saw what was coming
#9 I "colorful" you too.
*You know you just said it.
According to this post, someone lip reading you would see "I I love you you too."
will ferrells advice, just say I love you tube….
You can also lip "olive juice"…
I always thought it was "Elephant Shoes" for I love you?
'Alligator Food' produces the same effect.
Fact: I don't believe anything written in Engrish.
I don't believe one word of your statement.
probably dont see much of it when i am asleep
My brain ignored it til I read that, now I can't unsee it.
once you see it can't be unseen!
#22 I guess that makes me a minority
There are two types of people in the world those who wet and those who don't.
#1 I have no reason to generate an opinion about this individual. Who the fuck cares.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as a fact either.
I'm pretty sure its still a fact.
I'm pretty sure being born a month after someone died isn't a fact.
its not a fact
Its totally a fact. They are things that happened… both statements are true… and thats all the criteria you need really for claim something a fact. The point of the picture was to make a humorous observation that kurt committed suicide soon after JB popped into existence. Do you seriously not get it??
You better not be talking about Kurt Cobain
#18 – is it just me, or does Hitler look like Dr. House here?
aaah that's why I don't like Dr. House …
it's just you.
Yeah, I can see it, especially through the eyes. Somone who's adept at Photoshop should take a pic of House and give him the Hitler do and stache.
#4 I got about three of those through me by now.
Welcome to Deadbook #7
And and if they are democrats they will still manage to vote, at least in Chicago.
I doubt very much that Facebook will be around in 100 years.
it will but it will be called 脸书
also internet wont excist (?) then anymore
Fact: 95% of the people watch videos form youtube in multiple tabs, so it should take less than 1000 years
how can you "watch" videos in multiple tabs, simultaneously? ..
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I must add: My fact!!!
Actually I open a lot of tabs and just watch a few of the videos, bur the youtube counter counts all of them as being seen.
It's my fact… chill out and chive on.
please name the source of this "fact". Sounds like an opinion rather than a fact
Facts can be false.
That makes negative sense
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