Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (45 Photos)

  • Jakester


    • Paul Newman

      ur a loser, that's whazzup

    • Jeff

      Kid has a good spirit. Thanks to Jakester for reserving a top spot for me

    • sadpenguinissad

      is #22 the scene where the one penguin turns around and starts running home even though he'll never make it, and then dies a sad lonely death?

  • Matt

    Great DAR!

    • nicky b

      #16 How many "Chive On's" will Bill get this weekend at Pebble Beach?

      It's probably like someone yelling "I'm Rick James Bitch!" at Dave Chappelle!!!

      • 09840

        you're comparing the popularity of the chive to one of Dave Chappelle's comedy sketches in his heyday? FAIL

    • eclipze

      if #5 can be found, it's be an AWESOME DAR!

  • Paul

    Desiree and Stefan

    something tells me you're going to win the wedding photos by a sizable margin.


    • MattKL

      Hell yeah, I'm heading to FB right now to Like their page. Chive On!

      • Lisa

        The last post that the actual facebook page made says "With only 4 days left before the WINNER is announced, our **COUPLE OF THE DAY** is maintaining their lead for a 6th day in a row…Desiree and Stefan with 395 contest votes! LET'S HEAR IT FOR DESIREE & STEFAN!!"

        Now on the actual pic, it says "You and 4,262 others like this."

        I'm thinking the Kraken are alive & well.

        Good luck! πŸ˜‰

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Sorry for the hijack Lisa, but:


          "Remember they must first "LIKE" the Handy Photo Media – Professional Photography's page!" Or your vote won't count.

          So basicaly this company wants to become popular on Facebook this way.
          Not that I care. This is a fun couple. To eat.

          – the one you love to hate

          • Lisa

            Yeah…it's just one more thing in my news feed. Not the end of the world and if they get annoying with a multitude of posts, I'll just unlike them. πŸ˜‰

            • NitroKa

              What would facebook be without useless news feeds? lol

      • myself

        I only go to FB when we release the Kraken. Hope they destroy everyone.

      • burr

        Photographer's wall says you need to like the photographers page as well as the picture that you're voting for. I did both just to be safe

    • Ridge

      O man the competion has no chance

    • JLC

      I've been refreshing the page every 5 seconds or so and there are 10 or so more likes each time. Amazing.

    • Ben

      From the time I clicked the link to the time I posted my comment 100 'likes' appeared!

      • Ridge

        The link says This content is currently unavailable on facebook itself 😦

        • KimiD

          Me too – and yes Paula this a$$hat IS logged in.

    • Lowrent75

      No doubt

    • Chivin' Dutchman

      Noooooh the kraken isn't loading

    • Blaah

      How do I find them on FB? I searched their names, but dont know how to find them to vote!

      • Julie

        The link is right below the photo

    • Dano

      Stefan f'n rrrrrRRRRocks.

      Love the Chivettes!



    • DCMOFO

      Anyone notice Handy Photo Media's wall post that says "LET'S HEAR IT FOR DESIREE & STEFAN!!"…..
      ΰ² _ΰ² 

    • Mike

      Crazy man, they just got over 300 comments in 10 minutes, not to mention all they likes they got without a comment. Chive Nation!!

    • Dogman

      I´m a romantic sucker for first deaf blind dates.
      The link doesn´t work, but I´ll wait for it.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm moar the blind blind date type.
        Never works out though. They're always on to me when they ask me to take of 'that furry coat'.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Dogman

          Don´t take it off!!!

          • CatBurner

            OMG you didn't get the joke.

            • Dogman

              I´m not into skinning.
              It´s a bloody mess.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                I like skinning!
                Cats, mostly.

                – and the occasional roofie victim once they're broken

      • ZachBob

        Helen Keller dates?

    • naluukti

      It keeps telling me the content is unavailable. Did we just break Facebook? BAM!

      • burns

        same… dont no why, i am logged in but facebook sucks

    • Heidy

      That story made my eyes water. I think they got too many hits and facebook couldn't handle it, the content is now unavailable. I hope they got enough votes to win before it being unavailable.

    • cre8iveartist


      • Lowrent75

        You are welcome. BTW you are crushing the voting right now. Up to nearly 2K

      • AFVMX

        Looks like you took your tactics straight out of "The Art of War." Good job and good luck on your contest.

      • Julie

        You guys are bad freakin' ass πŸ™‚ KCC the F O

      • whodat924

        Can't imagine anyone beating you, best of luck!

        • jaynecobb2

          2000 + when i liked it

          • Johnboy

            I dare say The Chive just broke facebook

            • truth

              Over 5k now

              • ZachBob

                8K now.

      • Brick

        6,482 Likes when i Liked on FB….KCCO!!!!

    • naluukti

      It makes me sad that my Kraken isn't working. I've tried shaking it, I've tried jiggling it, but it just doesn't work. You think it has something to do with being a Canadian? Maybe I should see a doctor…

      • Winter.87

        No naluukti, it's not your fault, everyone knows that you're born Canadian, there's nothing you can do about it. The Chive broke facebook is all, and hey, at least the doctor is free!

    • jfk

      from the time i clicked the link to click like…about 60 people were added….better start practicing your poses!

    • acoustrix

      Gotta like the actual page too, not just the image!

    • afewlittletrysts

      the power of the chivers is incredible

    • JustSuper

      No one has anywhere near as many votes! KCCO

    • Del

      First date , LIKE A FUCKN BOSS!!!!!!

    • sam

      Good luck you two. hope you get your wish. i just clicked "like". rock on!

    • Johnny C

      Make sure you like the main pain too!

    • SPZander

      Just crossed 4,072… The Chive community is awesome

    • stan

      CHIVERS! Make sure you read the directions and "like" Handy Photo Media or your votes won't count!

    • Courtney

      4871! But you must like the Handy Photo Media- Professional Photo page as well!!!

    • mittens

      5500 and counting. Holy cow…

    • Devo

      Yeah, still not working. Says The page you requested cannot be displayed right now, and yes, I'm logged in. FB overload?

      • mittens

        It's working here right now, but that page is getting shelled…

    • mounty

      400 likes, 200 likes, 80 likes, 60 likes…


      The Kraken lives!

    • Pete G

      6400+ πŸ™‚

      • Congratulations!Kcco

        Beating their competition by at least 6400+ now! haha Chives done it again.

    • WithAK

      Remember guys you need to "like" Handy Photo Media – Professional PhotographyPhotos page as well as the photo for the vote to count! Chive on!

    • Xavier

      Well i think its safe to say the Kraken was successfully released πŸ™‚

    • Rich

      7448 like so far ! Way to go and have a grab life together!

    • dangerruss

      just liked it. hope it helps.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      "Remember they must first "LIKE" the Handy Photo Media – Professional Photography's page!" Or your vote won't count.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Dan

      they're pushing 9k votes and the 2nd place has 418… ya… BEWARE THE KRAKEN BITCHES!!!

    • Christine

      I'm trying to be a good Chivette, but the link isnt working and I cant even find the page when I search FB! Looks like they won't need my vote anyways!! πŸ™‚ We'll need to see the photos when they're done guys!!

    • Alex

      Just pushed it over 10K votes.

    • Mike

      You and 11,241 others like this…

    • Mitchell

      The link isn't working 😦 will try again shortly!
      KCCO from Australia!

      • Click that page

        Handy Photo Media – Professional Photography
        ‎::PLEASE Remember…..U must 1st "LIKE" Handy Photo Media – Professional Photography FaceBook page THEN "LIKE" your favorite couple's image and excerpt for your votes to count. THANKS SO MUCH!

    • Salute My Shorts

      For those of you saying the link isn't working have no fear. I looked at the the other contestants photos and it looks like Desiree and Stefan are about 12,000 votes ahead of 2nd place haha. KCCO.

    • ARS


    • Brian

      as of 1250 am 13,616 others like this.

  • Hammer_Pants


    Great. Now my pants look like your shirt.

  • Question_Mark_

    Thank you, Chive.

  • tour guide

    I don't even know where to begin with the amount of internet excellence that I just took in

    #45, #37, #31, #26

    • The_Dood

      #26 and #31 I love this site.

      • tralfaz

        Agreed, (in my best Oprah voice) you get a thumbs up, you get a thumbs up, every one gets a thumbs up!!!

    • ctr

      I wish #26 didn't try to fake the Chive on the phone. The orig is from reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pjwxx/so_gu

      • dongo69

        Indeed. That's true of 99% of the chive which would be fine if they didn't try and pass it off as their own.

        • Kirk Ketchum

          I don't know what you're complaining about. I'm the guy in the picture and sent it directly to the Chive. Don't you have something better to do?

          • Peter Griffin

            Shut up Meg.

  • Anonymous

    DAR becoming later and later, expect DAR to be posted at 10 pm next week

  • hark1985

    #4 suddenly I have the strangest boner!

    • Mikentrigger

      Super soak 'dem hoes!!!!

      • hark1985

        only in 'Merika

    • TiminPhx

      Why, do you feel like screwing the Constitution?

      • tralfaz

        cause she look fine

      • -0-bumbler sucks

        fucking commie bastard.

    • Wiener


  • clayuhhhn

    #20 Bravo, just bravo

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I literally, LITERALLY clapped when I saw this picture…and a few of the other as well.

      • Elsinor Brewery

        you spelled "fapped" wrong…

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #36 #37

    I could go for a little more of her πŸ™‚

    • Paul Newman

      that girl is sexy as FUCK (and I bet she'll blow your doors off in bed…)

      • JHL1

        Why do you have doors on your bed?
        Is it one of those car beds?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Meh, fatty.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        Paula, you never cease to amaze/troll me.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          – the one without doors in her bed

          • Spencer_on_Fire

            That's fine……shows me you're actually jealous B)

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              <img src="http://bit.ly/yoxvKx"&gt;
              – the one you love to hate

              • Spencer_on_Fire


      • Paula's Mother

        You should talk, dipshit

    • IliketheXfit

      Pinky is full of awesomeness. Makes me wish I could move to FL to stal…dat…meet (yeah, meet is WAY less threatening a verb!) her.

    • Kyle429


      You're welcome :).

    • Wiener


    • Buster

      That hinder is world class

  • Tyler

    #44/#45 I'm in love, thats my kinda woman! Such a nice rack!! MOAR!

    • Jason

      You forgot #42! Those eyes are mesmerizing!

      • Albus Q

        Indeed.. a long look into those and I'd be hypnotized

      • DeRaNgEd

        I cant stop looking at them…

      • its_forge


    • None

      A gorgeous gal no doubt, but a gorgeous gal throwing down a Bud Heavy, well thats just Hellamotherf*ckingballs to the wall awesome.

  • hark1985

    #6 I want to boop your nose

    • R.H

      I want to boop Don Cheadle's nose.

  • justice

    I like the part where boobs happens.

  • andrews

    As far as DARs go, this was a rather good one.

    #37, #38, #31, #26

  • MatadorPride

    #2 beer me!

    • User5778

      Somewhere in Nebraska perhaps?

      • cdw

        Nebraska tee…snow on the ground…looks to be about 15 F. Yeah. I'd say Omaha.

    • Trav

      So she may be a mile from me? figured it was worth a shot and posted a missed connection on craigslist if she reads this… itd be a cool story

      • Megan

        Which city did you post in? As a loyal Chivette, I'll respond.

    • Megan

      Good eye on the Nebraska shirt, Chivers. But I'm a Lincoln Chivette.

      • anon

        You might wanna put a coat on.

    • NEchivette

      A fellow Lincoln Chivette! I think I even know that neighborhood and if so we aren't too far away! close to 14th? πŸ˜‰

      • Megan

        I hope that one day, I find you!

  • chvlvr


    very nice

    • tcbb

      I must agree and send moar if you have a heart.

      • mittens

        Search for R2 Girl. She has a few dedicated posts already.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #6 *boop*

  • Kodos

    Truly Epic Redhead
    oh my…

    • BloodScrubber

      Unbelievably stunning. Wow. πŸ™‚

    • Tim the Enchanter

      I know # 29 from school! And I must say, she is gross.

  • yar


    • rachel

      said the guy who doesn't pay to use the site. it was a little late but what it lacked in timing it made up for by being one of the best DARS ever imho.

    • hark1985

      No doubt man. Chill out. It's Friday. Enjoy a beer and stay calm

  • Kaiwatha

    #1 =awesome colors

  • AET2

    #1 how about you take some pain to the face bahahaa

    • AET2


    • Ouch!

      POW! Right in the kissa!

  • hark1985

    #13 well see there is your problem

    • Wiener


  • AssClown

    #11 Making air cunnilingus with your mouth, you're doing it wrong, you're suppose to stick your tongue out and wiggle it about…

    • Talon

      She tatted the inside of her lip….silly, silly girl. To quote Ricky Bobby, "That's just dumb"….

    • GI Joe

      She can take getting the inside of her lip tattooed but I bet she squeals and whines about anal…

      • Dick Salad

        awesome… just made me laugh

      • farmwgn

        well played sir, well played.

    • Yuck

      That must've tasted like shit and it'll fade really quickly. Just stupid.

    • Martin

      I would have went with a reminder band.

    • MJM

      Impetuous, ill-conceived decisions…………she's perfect. And the gang sign doesn't hurt either.

  • pedro

    that shit cray

    • Ruckus

      Pedro, come back when you can speak a language from a civilized country.


    #2 more like from nowhere suburbia…

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