Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • MattKL

    #6 Dear diary: Jackpot.

    • Hippy Dan

      Wait to see the face MattKL! Wait to see the face……

    • Poolcleaner

      Scottsdale gun club? Looks like thier black humvee….

    • ttyl hef

      she is rockin a hooters shirt too!

  • Looks Slimy

    #10 Home Alone to Still Home Alone..

    • Chris

      Meth will do that to you…

    • MonkeyMadness

      Forever alone.

    • VFR_Dude

      Holy Christ! How old is he now? Looks like his body instantly put iself in "Keith Richards" mode.

      • Sheldon

        31, holy shit….

        • The Foley

          He was shacked up with Mila Kunis for ages though so he must be doing something right.

          • ohh

            Used to be doing something right*

    • Robert

      I was thinking he turned into Gary Busey

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        Or Willem DeFoe(sp?)o.0

    • Mokuseitora


    • Underbaker

      If it is meth then it will quickly become "No Home and Alone".

  • My Derms

    #11 "Take my strong hand!"

    • Realzoo

      Is that even possible?

      • MattKL


      • Mojojojo

        Picture says so

      • DIrtyHarry

        i tried…..and succeeded

      • switch_24

        everything on the internet is possible.. so, yeah

    • Yasir_Khan
      • The_Dood

        That's about how close I got. That was a few minutes ago and my hand still feels weird.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Damn near broke a couple fingers trying to do this.

      Getting old sucks.

      • its_forge

        I can barely close my hand around my mouse anymore, screw trying that.

    • MinervaMink

      I tried it, my pinky isn't as long as her's so it didn't stick out as far but I still nailed it. 🙂

    • Gun_guy

      Tried it, can't do it. lol

    • http://twitter.com/IceLegatus @IceLegatus


    • DuncanIdaho33

      Awesome nails! MOAR!

  • Yum

    #15 Bear Grylls approves.

    • Katie

      Where are his legs?

      • DickSmoke

        Below his waist.

  • Hey

    #24 Seems Legit.

  • Jason

    #21 Angry mother fucking birds!!!!!!!

  • freshfraser

    What is this from again? It looks really familiar

    • Johnny


    • MonkeyMadness

      It's pretty much the awesome!

      • Fred

        It's actually one of those vendor trucks you can buy food out of. I saw it on a TLC show where different food trucks competed against each other.

    • Bodaddy

      Imagine if THIS and the truck from Dumb and Dumber were in a drag race…. Epic.

    • f1junkie

      It's based in Seattle, on the streets everyday selling tasty food.

    • ChivinSeattle

      MAXIMUS MINIMUS!!!!! Best food truck in town!

    • krypto092108

      Now that's a friggin' Recreational Vehicle! DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CryMeAWaterslide

    #25 Lmao Romo in the back.. Awesome.

    • Realzoo

      I'm a Cowboys fan and a Brady fan……..that's hilarious!!!

      • sheratonii

        You are everything wrong with the world.

        Why yes, I am an Eagles fan, how'd you guess?

        • ebosh

          You would admit this in a public setting? Whats wrong with you?

          • sheratonii

            Evidently, you missed the "Eagles fan" part.

            • ebosh

              Im pretty sure thats what I was getting at there buddy. Wow, you really are a typical Eagles fan huh.

              • sheratonii

                The first step to fixing a problem…

    • daveh873

      This is pure gold

      • Hippy Dan

        Hahahahaha didn't even notice Romo

    • tagbadger

      That must be one depressing water slide

  • Art

    #1 I was gonna make a crabs reference but its just too easy to be satisfying.

    • theyellowfever

      Stealth flbp

      • whyme1973

        My thoughts exactly. Has the advantage of a hanging FLBP pose.

        • this guy

          find please

    • Yea Yea

      Bitches love crabs!

    • Al Gore

      Art- your moms ass is too easy to be satisfying.

  • MikeBedlam

    #4 "This fall….Seal Team Six has a new member. And he ain't barkin' around……"

    • Kodos

      SEAL Buddies?

    • Boooger

      I read that in the movie guy voice.

  • stumeister

    #10 doesnt matter, he still shagged Mila Kunis!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Well, ok, you do have a point there. MC FTW!

    • Del

      well if they ever make a biographical movie about Willem Defoe, we know who will be playing him

      • Dan

        Heroin or meth? It must be one or the other.

  • stumeister

    #18 We're all fucked

    • Spike

      "Tyrectopus Rainbow Spitter and The Bunny Wailer" would be a cool movie.

    • Underbaker

      I'm sure the wabbit with the hawpoon will save us. Willwe!

    • flyingtigerbodymodification

      You can find more artwork from Carlos Fuentes at http://www.flyingtigerbodymodification.com

      Lets credit the artists here.

  • TonyM

    #15, That is what the average Afghan is like. All they want to do is share and talk.

    • tralfaz

      and smoke opium.

      • my.

        Opiums the reason for the other two things ^_^

  • Hostile 17

    No, leave it on Rocco, you look really scary man.
    Are you ure you're Oby Kby

  • Rollout25

    #26 I want to go to there

    • DutchChiveFan

      Am right there with you

    • Kroc

      the one in this gallery i cached me longer then any other

    • Truth

      I miss the ocean…

    • spydermonkey

      I'm pretty sure this thing is just going around in circles…

    • discowheels

      What boat is that? It is a pretty cool paint job on what looks like a Maxi. I can't wait to get back out on the ocean soon.

      • fred

        puma volvo open 70. its competing in a race round the world race called the volvo ocean race.

  • Just Sayin'

    #10 Glad to see teabag finally escaped from foxriver, but where’s the rest of the PI crew?

  • JWilli

    #2 – "Get to the choppah!!!"

    • Yep

      "It is not a Toomah!"

  • Just Sayin'

    #10 glad to see teabag finally escaped from foxriver jail, but where's the rest of the PI crew?

  • Mojojojo

    that is all

  • mcsgwigga

    Her jugs look BIG #1 – Lets have some MOAR!

  • Seldi84

    #3 & #21 are awesome

  • iseethem

    Keep calm and whore on chivettes.

    • Harvent

      this comment went over my head, I dont get what is funny about it. Help me out somebody.

    • Awwwyeah


    • bud

      go be gay somewhere else

      • Al Gore

        bud wants to be gay in private with chirp chirp

  • allvirgins

    #9 Your average chive white night.

  • Jakie

    No first for me

  • brady

    25# hahaha i love romo in the back ground

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