A floating five-star hotel (17 Photos)

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Found via Jordi Puig, more at his site HERE

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  • FAPallnight

    That looks too expensive for this guy.

    • whos.mike

      I wonder where they keep the hookers at????? 5star better equal 5 star blowjobs and upscale hookers that will fulfill your wildest dreams.

  • wat

    Captained by Francesco Schettino

    • Brutal Deluxe

      This looks like the plot for the world's shittiest movie

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Nice, I'd do it, as long as it doesn't have an Italian captain.

  • dedubs

    #4 mmm nice and murky

    • bodykarmabella

      Seriously, exactly what I was thinking!

  • Hunter X

    #4 #10
    *****5 Star Hotel
    *1 Star view

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      i was going to say the same lol. the view is not 5 star quality

      • Hunter_BZ

        …I take it you guys are the type who still go on Spring Break to Florida?

        • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

          I live there haha. Florida that is.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      so the view of the passing Amazon river and it's banks is not exciting enough for you guys?

      • Hunter X

        in a word, NO. For @$1,000/day, give me a trip by boat where I can dock at night, party with someone other than the same old fuddy-duddies you're on ship with, and enjoy nice accommodations after.

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        No. It's too scary for me. Snakes and stuff.

  • Post Burner

    I have a two man raft usually loaded with cheap PBR, Pendelton, and a fishing pole. I don't sleep there

    Fishes love rafts

  • just_some_guy

    #1 #4 But everyone could see in while you were smashing the Peruvian call girl you'd bought yourself for the weekend.

    • dedubs

      who can? the natives in their loin cloths?

    • blunt

      sounds like a win/win/already won

    • Butch


  • Brother Maynard

    That's just damn cool.

  • naa

    Take that thing out of the mud and put it in the beautiful Caribbean where it belongs!!

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      so you can see the views of the 42 other ships in the caribbean…Amazon sounds more interesting.

      • andfukyamoms

        mcbeastie is a loser that has no life

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          sure, but that's beside the point.

  • Chuckdubs

    Perfect target for a pirate attack/commandeer

    • manbear

      more likely to run aground first.

  • Dirty Dingus

    Give it one month, it will be covered in moss & the whole ship will smell of fish.

    • 2pumpdump

      It's a boat, not Paula.

  • Zedhere

    #16 if this room is a rockin… awe, never mind.

  • Nemesis Enforcer

    Negative. Too many problems lately dealing with luxury + boats. If I had the money I'd grab something on dry land.

  • ian

    No TV…Fuck That Shit!!

    • f1junkie

      No TV is one of the major pluses

    • rphilman1

      Overhead projector in #17

  • Zedhere

    It's not your website. If you don't like it, DONT POST HERE OR READ HERE. Go somewhere else… there are tons of websites dedicated to things that EVERYONE wants to see. No one forces you to CHIVE…

    Keep Calm, it's ok.

    • passwordistaco

      Please stop replying to this idiot, if nobody replies and you just report it as racist they will remove like it never was. As soon as you reply it's place on this thread is immortal (content can still be deleted but we all know the content already). Don't feed the trolls!

  • Anonymous

    Stuf takes it in the ass by his donkey!!!

  • Lil John

    Sure, but can you drag it over the mountain?

  • DubCitySlammer

    Key words in this whole rant, "USER GENERATED"

  • Brad F

    The new B-CHIVE.COM
    Keep Calm

  • Mitch

    if you don't like the chive…don't get on the site…
    it's sounds like the person above has determiniation to promote change where it is not needed…
    use your efforts elsewhere "stuf"

  • mitsuomi

    suck a black cock and stfu you whiny lil cunt

  • Meh

    WET TV. Isn't that a subsidiary of the Playboy Channel?

  • YOmama

    Screw you hipster

  • naa

    Yeah Stuf you can SUCK IT !!

  • peanut3603

    I like how you stole number 2 from Tosh.0.

    I didn't even read the rest.

    Maybe if more black people owned cameras and or computers they could submit pictures.

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