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Kill it! Kill it till its dead!

Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and a PT Cruiser? A PT Cruiser can hit 50.

i’m a Jesus fan and i thought 31 was funny.

at this time in Jesus’s life Adam and eve had not been forgiven of their sins so he had every right to state this.

But there is an obvious slant against christian humor with chive and it would be great to see some JW muslim and hindu humor just to mix the pot. unless your afraid of them.

#4 haha
I love it too when people "Thank Jesus" for their life-saving operation.
Uh, don't you think the surgeon's twenty years of training and experience had something to do with it?

Hey Stuf, there are African Americans on chive. Check #17.

#1 Still trying to find the artist in this picture…

awww someone didn't make the DAR… life's hard

BET is owned by anglos, which is why Blacks don't even watch it anymore. There's websites for whatever you want on the internet, if you don't find something that pleases you, you have the ability to not visit it. The fact that you do, shows support. I think its funny how people who cry "racist" have never experienced it first hand. I for one prefer my women light skinned. Shit the paler the better I say. Nothing wrong with the brown ladies as I am brown myself. Its all a personal preference, and free will bringing me to The Chive. KCCO fo life

LQL had me LOL

Holy shit stuf… Go occupy something, like a graveyard. Just think u can squat on a bunch of stiffs

#2… there was a J-Lo wannabe sitting on a dog's lap.

I'm sorry, that was insulting to dogs.

OMG ! Is there not a site where people can just laugh or does everything have to be about PC subjects only! Stuf, occupy another site! Better yet , fix ur life not everyone’s else’s !

#8 pretty sure Chuck Norris didnt even bring his A game if that's all he broke.
#12 Seems legit…Who knows what those cow's could be eating…oh yeah GRASS lol

Stuf, its people like you that ruin awesome things. I can guarantee you that almost no one will sign your petition or visit your website. And if by some miracle someone does, it will probably be because someone is going to bash your views and thoughts. Don’t come to a place where us loyal Chivers love and appreciate what the guys at the Chive do for us. And what they do is make our lives a little better everyday by giving us something to laugh at, love, and blow our minds. In my opinion, you and people like you, who like to ruin good things, are no better than that Phelps family from Westborrow Baptist Church. Maybe you should go hang out with them, they might have some insight for you on how to suck even further at life.

LOVE LIFE AND KCCO!!!

#15 makes me laugh

Stuf says can suck a bag of dicks!

#8 Funny as hell but how do you misspell "Totally"? You ratard

#5…….I work with this guy.

#3 is now my signature on my email at work. Love it

#30

LOL so funny and totally true

#20 Katy Perry should be seen and not heard. I'm not a chauvinist, I simply speak the truth.

I laughed hard at #20 not sure why but found it hilarious…..is it real?

To Stuf, I feel like you haven’t truly thought this one out. Do you really want to take on a group as loyal as us? We raised over $30,000 for charity in a day, we helped a couple win the wedding of their dreams. So I say this, bring it on, if you think all that was impressive you don’t know the s$#t storm we could bring down if given a reason to unite for OUR website! KCCO

#25 Tonight on the Theory Channel…..

My hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid.