Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Jennifer Essex


    So that's just about one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen

    • Dave

      she's fucking hideous! #47 please!

      • MattKL

        Disagree. She is beautiful.

        • lukslikeatranny

          Naa he is right. UGLY !

      • Katie

        You can't see 47's face… how do you know she's not hideous

    • I have taste

      How many have you seen?

    • justabill

      Why do macs always flip the image?

    • Joe


    • Mick

      Sorry, but she looks like one of those Thai trannies/ladyboys.

    • lennox

      it's Ashley Callingbull (sp?)

      Miss Canada to the layperson :)


      • mark

        oh shit your right

      • Greg

        she said she'd just recently got her shirt and would be sending in a pic :)

      • Not Proud Now

        Musta been a bad year for Miss Canada contestants. I could stand on the main street of ANY Canadian city and find 30 women that are better looking than her in about half an hour.

    • Ash

      So you haven't seen that many women.

    • kai

      I agree

    • http://twitter.com/skoalbucs @skoalbucs

      you do not get out much then

    • jb1234

      She is hot…..just not the greatest photo

      Can't believe the bloody poofs on here. But I suppose to those forever alone have high standards….

    • Mick

      You must get out more…



  • russel

    #49, #3, #23

    After a week of late DARs, they went extra early today I see

    • Felcus

      #23 oh cool, are those new?

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        nope real. I am 100% against fake shit

        • Felcus

          Never should have doubted one of the OG Chivettes ;)

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      i think #23 got herself some new boobs

    • hark1985

      Ashley callingbull

  • TTUdchi

    First! ‘Merica!

    • 2pumpdump

      Were you the Captain in #26 ?

    • Smiles

      # 26 Disagrees with your statement

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #47 do want

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Wouldn't mind surfing her internet….

    • xavi00


    • YunChoe

      So all we need is a Snow Maker, and we get Moar right?

    • Ryan

      God bless snow storms.

    • David

      Challenge Accepted.

    • Alex

      that is really great lighting in the first pic, thought that was cool :|

  • Marko

    Early DAR!

  • taco_slave

    Early DAR………YES!

  • forrester


    Gamer girl was hiding some fantastic guns

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      I hope those came standard and weren't after market additions. Beautiful girl though.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Nothing wrong with aftermarket…

        • http://www.projectmason.com sowasred2012

          Agreed. As Richard Castle once said: Santa's not real either but that doesn't mean we don't like opening his presents.

    • jjj

      or maybe aftermarket guns

    • Chiver

      Not gonna lie. I call them boobs.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Sorry, I would NEVER get anything fake on my body. Just because they're big…doesn't mean they're fake

        • bimboalert

          You dumb bitch the reason is that in the first pic they look really small and now they look like balloons. Sheeeesh.

        • sirforsyth

          End of the day, you won't catch me complaining about big boobs!

    • pic 3

      and the herp

  • PdxChiver

    Early DAR and Big tits. #25

    • dedubs

      something something fire my missile something

    • GlibTongue

      It's a TRAP!

    • Everclear

      I still haven't been able to read a single word.

      • Martin McFly

        There are words??

    • Underbaker

      Good thing my heat seeking missile does not use GPS.

      • TommyD

        Yeah, for this "Feature" to work, the manufacturer must code it into the GPS device. I imagine if I were to create a missile that was guided by GPS, I would just not put that function in there.

        • Joe

          It's to disallow people using commercially available GPS's in missiles. Obviously, it would have no effect if you were to manufacture the GPS yourself along with the missile.

      • Admiral Ackbar


    • Adrian

      Missile: armed

    • http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

      Found: Jenya

  • Streetnic

    #7 WOW. What Airline is that? I need to fly the sexy skys!

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      It's an Expensive Airline.

    • Maynard B.

      Knowing the way the world is nowadays, she'll probably get fired for taking the picture on company time or property or some other bullshit.

      • AmBush_Steve

        Not if the CEO of that airline is intelligent. If he was, he'd give digital cameras to the rest of his hot flight attendants and tell them to do the same thing.

    • hark1985

      Virgin Airline girls have the same uniform. Trust me

      • Underbaker

        So I am hoping the name is an oxymoron?

        • hark1985

          you can say that

      • Honest

        I think it is Virgin Airlines.

    • AmBush_Steve

      Certainly isn'r Air Canada. We've got the oldest and most hidious flight attendants of any of the many airlines I've flown. (shudder)

      • good for you


        • AmBush_Steve

          I can certainly see where you could get that that comment was a humble brag however you missed the inference about me being Canadian. Bragging's not something we typically do. It was merely meant to express that I kinda know a little about the subject.

          • good for you

            That's fair enough

          • Cantaloupe

            lol, even more humblebrag

      • Mac

        my cousin is a flight attendant on Air Canada and she is smoking hot – so I disagree.

        • AmBush_Steve

          Do I hear the music to Deliverance? Sorry Mac, couldn't resist.

          There's always the exception.

        • Deric

          I'm sorry, your cousin is hot?

      • its_forge

        You haven't flown British Caledonia. (are they even flying any more?)

        • pffftbbbttttt

          Dear god you are still around ? I thought you finally got caught for being a nasty pedobear.

    • Muadieb

      Almost looks like British Airways uniforms…

    • SouthWard


      • togaen

        Yes, find.

    • wrangler 86

      Every time i fly thats what i image the flight attendants are wearing… the good looking ones anyway!

    • Art

      It looks like LOT Polish.

      • Beluga

        It could be LOT but it could also be Croatian Airlines. You can see below the OPEN on the door there is OTV. In croatian 'otvori' means open, and in polish it is 'otwarte'. I ruled out Slovakia (otvoriť) because of different uniforms.

        • jayc

          its slovakian airline skyeurope.

    • Darkfish

      Is it still considered the mile high club if it happens in my pants as she's walking by?

      • jim


  • FloppyRocks

    #2 Have you ever partied so hard… you fell through the floor?

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      Have you ever posted a set up? Well, they did.

    • Martin McFly

      yes. once.

      • dazisafag

        me too

    • Jeff

      Defiantly not Bruce Willis

      • Ricco

        Couldn't be Bruce Willis, not without a black side kick like almost all of his movies.

    • Goodnuf

      Recreating Breakfast Club.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says…

        – John Bender

    • FunGus

      I will allow it.
      <peed a little>
      I believe that is the last floor, everyone off…
      *can't fall any further!!!*

    • john

      thats the ceiling dumb ass

  • dedubs

    #36 ultimate fear as a child

    • Left behind

      In the time before cell phones, it really really really sucked.

      • dedubs

        getting lost in a department store with no phone…turrble

    • Ratman

      So now I know there are other local chives around. My friend and her daughter posted this on fb last week and I totally forgot to send it in. Glad someone did!

    • Groggy

      This kind of thing happened to me so much as a kid.

    • Holmespump

      Going to Walmart?

    • http://twitter.com/skoalbucs @skoalbucs

      I did that once….and my daughter never has forgave me (but it was Blockbuster….and had 4 boys with me ages 8-11)

    • Goba

      I need to know, but did this person actually blank out "Mom" or "Mama" at the top?

  • frankus

    #16 FUCK YES. that is all

    • http://twitter.com/ToddGodley @ToddGodley

      That is some nice curves.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        this is what a woman with just the right amount of curves looks like

        • hornymoose

          She looks fucking spectacular.

          • Dukeofohio

            she looks like she is 14

            • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

              Being from ohio i figured ud be into that

            • guest

              If she is, I'm all for whatever they put in school lunches now days.

              • Ian Barragan

                Cow hormones win!

            • The One


              long as she dont say no lmfao trololol

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      yeah, I can go along with that sentiment

    • duder

      amazing. let me get some MOAR!

      • jbomb


    • Remy

      Dangerous curves ahead! Do want!

    • howler

      please don't be 'shopped

    • WickedWitch

      Is she melting?

    • nope

      ok, i dont want a bag of bones, but the 8lbs hanging around the mid section, borderline FUPA, is very unattractive. a few hundred crunches a week for the next 3 months, THEN moar.

      • Whoopi_G

        You should just switch to men.

        • nope

          overweight girls or men huh?? those are my only options? i'll stick to women that care about what they look like and dont mind doing a little excersize to get rid of the extra few pounds here and there….

          • Guse

            You're a keeper!

          • truth

            You might want to stick to the dumb ones while you are at it. That way they can't read your posts and see that you can't spell and your are intolerably shallow.

            • You mean lie

              Only people with no taste or intelligence would assume that a girl can't be beautiful and smart. Just because the women you pretend to do are too incompetent to multitask, doesn't mean that all other women can't.

              • truth

                Are you referring to my post? I only ask because I didn't say anything about beautiful women can't be smart or vice versa. I certainly didn't say anything about any women I 'do', as you put it.

          • Dunc

            That girl looks like she has a pretty fine bod but her panties are 5 sizes too small and makes it look like she's bigger than she probably is, which for me is a turnoff.

            • john v.

              Agreed. First thing I noticed too. She's beautiful, the ill-fitting panties are just a distraction.

          • I'm With You

            I completely agree, this is very ugly. And to any SANE guy reading this, don't be worried, there are still guys in the world who know and appreciate what true beauty is.

          • its_forge

            says the guy who's never actually *touched* a boob

            • familywatchdog

              Your mom`s tits dont count forge. Neither do your sisters.

              • lordastral

                Wait I touched his mother's boobs and his sister's boobs and now you're saying they don't count?

      • Dog Food

        This fag again

      • Average John

        How many crunches you doing a night?

        • nope

          enough for a 6-pack. and if i cant see abs because the body fat kicks in, i do more crunches. I'm not trying to be a dick, i just find that few extra pounds a total turnoff.

          • YUP

            You sir, are a fucking tool.

            • No, you

              You sir, are a fucking idiot.

              • YUP

                (golf clap)

          • Third and Long

            You don't get abs from doing loads of crunches as 100 crunches a week is more than enough try replaces more crunches with cardio and we might believe your story so cool story bro.

          • guest

            Crunches don't give you a six pack dipshit, diet and cardio are the only way to get those!

          • hark1985

            Cool story fag. Mr. Forever alone

            • Sarah

              Obviously this guy has a weight issue and hides behind the comments to make himself feel better. The fact that you feel the need to vocalize your feelings when no one asked you, and to make this girl feel bad about her body (which she shouldn't!!) is proof enough. Move out of your mothers house and maybe you can get a girl this hot.

              • Really?

                If you think this is hot, I don't even what to know what your idea of ugly is.

                • frankus

                  your mom

                • Simon

                  You're an idiot , the girl is cute, crunches dont give you fucking abs and "guest" is right. So shut up and go home, the Chive is no place for asshole.

                  • Truth

                    I'm pretty sure it's the prime destination for assholes, actually. I can't think of any way to be a bigger asshole than to steal shit from other sites and then brag about how cool you are.

          • its_forge

            Translation: roly-poly jelly boy

            • pedoalert

              You really like that dont you granpa.

      • nevermore

        thats called a real woman,something you cant handle kid.

    • carl

      moar por favor

    • surprising...

      of all the BEAUTIFUL women theChive posts, everyone wants moar of the love handle girl?? i agree with "nope". Not looking for a 6-pack, but not attracted to all the extra cushion there. dont get me wrong, cute girl and all, but she could go from a 7 to a 9+ by getting rid of the handles…

      • Lotus

        I couldn't disagree more, best looking girl of today's DAR right here

      • tim

        so getting rid of the love handles makes her bigger?

    • Clint-O

      I'm witcha, Frank, the ladies gorgeous. I love her.

    • jjj

      ding! muffins done.

    • pete

      All those curves and me with no brakes…A healthy alternative to theusual bags o'forks

    • sucka

      I suddenly want muffins…

    • august west

      Am I totally wrong in thinking this is Angie Varona?

      • wildbill

        yes, you are wrong. but dont worry so are most of these guys saying she needs to lose weight.

    • DieLawn19k

      MOAR indeed, so much MOAR!!

    • KayMan

      she definitely needs to be found

      • Dave

        I agree. MOAR!

    • cantreadgood

      I just don't understand why everyone here prefers extra weight to not extra weight. Yes, she is good looking. Could she be better? Also yes.

      And I hate when people that say she's better than all skin and bones. No shit. Not liking fat does not equal liking sticks.

      Do you really prefer her now to her with less fat on the mid section? Honestly, you can't prefer that stomach to a flatter one can you? That just baffles me. There is no logical reason for that.

      I still think she is good looking, but if she lost weight she would be even better. Why don't you see that?

      • Lotus

        Your rant makes sense if beauty is objective. As is, you're forcing your opinions down our throats.

      • bob

        that aint fat.

      • sadman

        Logical reason #1: I like boobs. Loosing weight will likely be loss from the chest first, leaving her with a flat chest and uneven curves. Flat chest, flat ass, and a flat belly are qualities of a boy; yes, I do prefer a woman like this.

    • Roxie

      As a girl with large hips I think I can say with a good degree of certainty that she doesn't HAVE love-handles. She just has really wide hips and as someone else correctly noted: her panties are way too small for her. Look closely guys, her stomach IS flat. But if you wear panties that are 3 sizes too small they are gonna dig into you and give you muffin top no matter how thin you are. I hope she sees this comment, buys some panties that fit, takes some new photos and shows everyone what I'm talking about. I'm getting pretty sick of big hipped girls being called fat, it's such a bummer. Girls: buys clothing that freaking fits. Guys: use your fucking eyes.

      • Micah

        I agree completely. You can see her toned abs in the picture. Yeah she's not ripped, but she still by far the hottest chick in the DAR. MOAR.

      • ADD

        i totally agree there is no extra weight there. Nothing wrong with good baby bearing hips. Also for all the shallow fags who are calling this girl fat, its ok if your tiny dicks cant get past a nice sized booty. but dont bring hate onto that fine piece of ACE!

        • The One

          this chick… whoa.. all i can say is i almost fell out my damn chair.. and your tiny dick comment made me laugh. to add to it, Hey, not everyone can go deep sea diving! ;D

      • bdg

        or you could just lose the panties all together and take pics—just a thought!! ;)

    • kick it

      She's pretty sexy.
      and for the rest of you, different strokes for different folks. the whole "skinny vs a little bigger" argument is annoying the rest of us. the chive is doing a great job for us who don't mind both skinny girls who's legs curve and give us a gap, or girls with meat on 'em that give them huge titties.

      for this I thank you chive

    • Holy Moly

      She is fucking gorgeous!

    • mike

      ah-may-zing. moar please

    • MacNCheesePro

      MOOAAARRRR!!!!! I see her advertised on singles pop up ads all over the place. Glad I see the full body now!

    • don


    • Alex

      May be the most attractive woman you've ever posted. Curves and all. I WANT MORE!!!!!

      • Realism

        Angie varona for sure. Piling on the pounds. Oh to be 17 again

    • bdg

      I need more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • apox

    #48, #49

    was so good John had to color coordinate it

  • 2pumpdump

    #25 Sorry did you say something?

    • wantomas

      All I read was 'missile'

      • Simon

        There's writing on that image?

    • Some guy

      My pants shifted so fast my phone turned off.


    #24 Also his first time trying cocaine!

  • Brother Maynard

    #28 Nice grip….

    • yankeesji

      She is smoking hot! MOAR!!

      • Travis

        I have to agree. I'm totally enamored.

    • rgamsh

      I want to be the cliff….

    • Bluto

      Now THIS is a woman!

    • BanffChiver

      I want to marry her!

  • whyme1973

    #3 #7 #16 #23 #25 The hotness in these pictures is tremendous.

    • grizzlet

      Bet I can tag more pictures: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #21 #22 #23 #24 #25 #26 #27 #28 #29 #30 #31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40 #41 #42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47 #48 #49

  • that_dude_b

    #16 i'd tap that

    • chuck

      ok, i dont want a bag of bones, but the 8lbs hanging around the mid section, borderline FUPA, is very unattractive. a few hundred crunches a week for the next 3 months, THEN moar.

      • frankus

        keep spamming your reply its super cool

      • Dog Food

        STFU fag

      • myself

        I remember the good old days when trolls would come up with new stuff and not just recycle their shit.

      • ThatGuy

        2/10 would not bang

        • Simon

          WTF is wrong with you?

    • sixdeadelves

      me too

    • mickdeck

      Would smash.

    • Psymon Gallows

      I'm usually more for athletic girls, but I definitely can't deny that she has a gorgeous face (And great boobs)

    • WhooAhh

      Remember when you tap a keg to let all the extra foam out…

    • Ned Plimpton

      I go to the gym 7 days a week and I'd tear that ass apart & play with dem tig ol B's aaaallll day. Not fat at all… HOT!

      • Bullshit

        I can't believe they make a janitor work 7 days a week.

    • l0ptbuk

      Anyone who would not needs to surrender their man cards immediately. The chivers will be waiting here for you to do so

  • http://twitter.com/ToddGodley @ToddGodley

    Dar, thank you for making this long day at work better.
    Me Gusta

  • lisa

    Any one else get a warm and fuzzy feeling when you check Chive to see if the DAR might be up a little early and you find that IT IS!

    #26 and #33 also kind of made my day. :)

    • Mark

      Check Snopes, 26 is fake.

      • tagbadger

        I was getting that feeling just reading it. I'm not in the navy, but I imagine such a conversation would be conducted more professionally, and with a lot more clarity.

    • jorge

      #26 there is a recorded conversation, exactly like that on above, maybe fake, i dont know, between an american fleet and a spanish lighthouse or something… i look for it in you tube, here it is:

      • Tony

        wasnt it an American ship speaking to a Spanish Lighthouse last time it was posted on here

        • Bill Brasky

          its a joke, there's a lot of issues with the radio communications, i.e. the terms used.

          • lisa

            For sure. It's not whether the conversation was real or not, it's just amusing. :) People are taking it so seriously haha

      • AmBush_Steve

        Really? youtube? That's what you're using as proof?

    • TommyD
    • jorge

      #26 there is a recorded conversation, exactly like that on above, maybe fake, i dont know, between an american fleet and a spanish lighthouse or something… i look for it in you tube, here it is:

    • Eric

      Its fake, this has been an old tale told for years, with different characters.

    • Thunderlipps

      It's a Dutch commercial for SIlva, or maybe the commercial was a play on an actual conversation. Regardless, hilarious every time I watch it :)

    • Barack Obama

      I get a warm fuzzy feeling when i put it in your cunt ya slutbag.

    • thatTXguy
    • Drmzindec

      I dont think its fake! America is just that dumb, all the people crying wolf are probably american!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Canuck Soldier

      Haha I love how this just grinds the Americans gears hahaha. Any little jab at their major eagle lovin pride they shit bricks. Haha, its a joke guys……if it makes you feel a little better inside, change the countries names. Merica!!

  • J.D.

    #2 Proof that there could never be a Spider Woman

    • AmBush_Steve

      You obviously missed #28. Have another look. Don't mind if I do.

  • whyme1973

    #28 #47 #49 Holy hotty's batman.

    • anon

      # 47 "im bored might as well whore off" < woman logic


    #16 is awesome! My i request MOAR?

    • carl

      i'll second that!

    • LuvsHorror

      Shopped, look at the side of her right boob.

      • phydor

        Don't mind if I dooooooooooooo. Yeah. Still neat.

      • Ned Plimpton

        Your life is shopped.

    • Happy Canuck

      #16 The perfect woman, MOAR plz, she should have her own post.

      • Ned Plimpton

        She should post up on my dick.

    • kel

      dat muffin top

  • Mr. Negative


    That dude has a pretty good surgeon.

    • hark1985

      Ashley callingbull Miss Canada

    • Grump

      Some of you guys seem to be preoccupied with trannys and post ops. Gee…. I wonder why that is.

    • ThatGuy

      Even if that were true, I wouldn't give a fuck. Let the haters hate.

  • FloppyRocks

    #29 Guess who farted…

    • MattKL

      Forever alone.

    • dr.ebing

      He wears a shirt of the FC Bayer Munich football club. The richest (and therefor least liked) team in Germany.

      • SilkySapper

        nice try, but this is an old Toronto Maple Leafs advertisement photoshopped with the FCBM logo on it. How did your beloved Scheisse do last weekend. I watched the first half but got too bored by how terribly they were getting beaten by.

        • Why?

          Stick to soccer…this is a Montreal Canadiens jersey

          • morebeer

            you are both correct…..think about it, you'll get there

    • Rick

      Looks like someone photoshopped something over the habs logo

      • jamdez

        Yup. The original picture had the kid wearing a Montreal Canadiens jersey.

      • AmBush_Steve

        I'll vouch for Rick's statement. Seen the original and experienced the phenomenon being a habs fan in Ontario. Hard to admit it this year though. Sadface.

        • kodakkid

          quit complaining I have had to admit to being a leafs fan for 40 yrs.

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