Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    In honor of Macs birthday I did NOT eat a cat for breakfast today!
    Instead, I ate a pussy.
    Happy birthday Mac! Oh, and of course…. FJJJIIAAAHHAAARRSSTTT!!!!1!!1!

    And… #23: that was:
    <img src="http://www.leadership-with-you.com/images/mahatmagandhi.jpg"&gt;
    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • apu

      Jai Ho.

    • themactheintern.com

      OH MY GOD I LOVE MAC!!! MAC THE INTERN YOU ARE A GOD! OH MY GOD! MAC THE INTERN IS AWESOME! OH MY GOD! MAC THE INTERN! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        A bit over the top, Mac.
        Love ya though ❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • Chive On

      Happy Valentine's Day Paula.

      Kisses

      Your Secret Admirer

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        John…. I recognize your IP. Cut it out already.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • Underbaker
  • tko

    first

    • Shanks

      second… try again some time.

    • MRPOOP

      BALLS IN THE MOUTH

  • punchy

    tko is a dickhead

    • kangaroo jack

      Awww , did some ones feelings get hurt… Poor baby

  • dedubs

    what happened to the captions post?

    • Marc

      I knew i wasnt crazy!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13: I looooove flexible food….

    Hugs,
    paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Guest

      Figures that Paula would love an anti-semite pervert.

      • Guest

        Sigh… Paula edited her post so mine no longer makes sense.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No I didn't!?
          Those weren't mushrooms you ate…

          Hugs,
          paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • theyellowfever

      My eyes drew a J in reverse.

  • Ganh

    I meant, this is how i view them

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      That, my good sirs, is most definately a recorder.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Too late, you FAILED. Your moment has come and gone, you missed your window, it's all over meow.
      <img src="http://images.plus613.net/images/8/8/1/a/www_plus613_net_vaderfail.jpg"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Ned Plimpton

        Your life is a waste, Paula. Walk in front of a speeding train.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Go away!

  • marikkita

    the owner of #20 is in for a painful death when the cat finally gets rescued

    • Shanks

      I get the feeling that's not seriously where they make it live lol. ^overactive hatred.

  • hater

    #8. Oh herrro

    • varlotto

      I don't get why girls wear butt floss when the butt floss is supposed to be covered up

      • varlotto

        It's like if you stuck nails in your feet for people's enjoyment but you put them in your shoes too so you're still causing yourself discomfort but nobody else is getting anything out of it.

      • 3MC

        because they want someone to see it, eventually.

    • Si1entStatic

      Damn girl, what did you eat? don't blame that on the wind either.

      • goglas

        Very Cheeky!

  • mjerf

    How early do you guys post this if its 9am in sweden now?

    • Heather

      I believe they post at midnight Pacific Standard time

    • Old Mate

      It's 4:30pm on Monday where I am try waiting that long for the Morning Awesomeness.

  • Ander

    #30 Construction Worker, Level: Bob The Builder

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #23 My father. Thanks for reminding me of that Indiana Jones.

    • Charlie

      Willy Wonka was mine. I was a fat kid

    • BigRick69

      Godzilla was mine. I cried when he was killed in the newest movie each of the 3 times I saw it.

  • bob

    thats ok, looking at the caliber of guy, you arent missing out

  • StickyWickets

    #11 is borderline genius

  • Guest

    #25 is how you ninja.

  • Rollout25

    #13 This is just magic to me

    • myself

      Same here.

    • Dick Salad

      must be chuck norris action jeans

  • Tom

    #21 – umm boobies. wait…dammit

    • Si1entStatic

      tits or GTFO…

    • monkey sampan

      Bitch, please…

  • _ThisGuy_

    #6 Add a lawn mower engine and a shield and you're good to go for the Zombie Apocalypse.

  • Jason Dean

    #23 – my childhood hero was Marty McFly. Indy and Luke were right behind, though.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #6 WANT!!!1!! NEED!!!1!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Charlie

      Way to blow up the first page of comments.

    • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

      This is *The* bike to have during the Zombie Apocalypse….

  • metalcool36

    #3 I nearly broke my pinky doing this -.-

    • JimiConCarne

      Heh, yeah, I did the same thing… "It's not thaaaat hard, I can do… that… hang on… where does the pinky go?… oh…. *snap*"

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #19 That's some seriously crappy acting there…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – virtual piano ftw though

    • zmr

      I think he's trying to signal to the ref that Blake double dribbled. The violation probably occurred right before the gif started

      • Jacob

        I really wish the gif had continued cause I wanted to see Blake dunk it.

      • fibonacci5150

        i dunno why he thinks they'd call double dribble though. If they did the NBA games would score at half the points they normally do. Statistically speaking that is….

        • Leeks

          People who complain about the NBA being terrible, are typically fans of shitty teams. Statistically speaking that is…

  • MattKL

    #22 The hell?

    • mrjimmyos

      Looks like an albino oarfish or something😄

      • sadman

        "or something" is correct and BigSoren actually identified it correctly as a Wels catfish.

        • mrjimmyos

          I forgot how big catfish can be, madness!

    • BigSoren

      It's an albino Wels catfish. Not sure why the guy holding it is wearing a vest and tie…but, hey, whatever ropes his goat.

      • Holmespump

        That's his fishin' tux.

    • Thoridin58

      Please tell me that is not the bride!

      • Si1entStatic

        probably one hell of a wedding present.

    • greg

      sweet wife dude

  • chiving all day

    Happy bday mac and f uck you Paula. I love to hate you. Chive on.

  • MikeBedlam

    #6 Probably not a good idea to steal Bruce Campbell's bicycle. Who will fight for us now?!?!?!?!

    • Elsinor Brewery

      So, is this a chainsaw powered bicycle or a bicycle powered chainsaw..?

  • Phil.in.tx

    must be monday, boring ass post, wake me when its hump day

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