It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (30 Photos)

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  • aight

    meh… at least #8

    • lion of syria

      More pics of her at meatspin.com – Her name is Tonya so click her link. very NSFW

      • bad

        well meatspin sounds like a homo-site… so i will pass. could be wrong but i doubt it.

    • Ggg

      Camwithcarmen

  • Wet_tosti

    #22 there supposed to be a cake right there!

    • Jack K

      This cake tastes terrible. Burn it and make it again.

    • Sticky Wickets

      I have not seen this kind of cake before. I will have it all now.

    • Benn

      The cake is a lie.

    • RICCO

      LOL fucking commies kissing ass LOL

  • lomwod

    Not feeling very motivated. Meh.

    • lomwod

      Although, I'd totally buy in to #2!

  • Trev

    The Ellen Fapper one is from the show Louie. She's an actress. Notice the FX logo at the bottom. Great episode though

    • thatguy

      Never underestimate the stupidity of people who hate conservatism

      • Neo-Con

        Never underestimate the stupidity of conservatism

        • Pants

          Never undersatsnwdji siple sentenccccesss..fcvfjkdl

  • Eastwood

    #27 – That is all.

    • shtsquid

      Damn right!

    • http://www.projectmason.com sowasred2012

      Clint Eastwood needs his own post. Easily the coolest and most intimidating man alive.

      To get you started, here's a picture of Clint with Paul Newman, an epic combination:
      http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljptsavzEh1qcs4

      • Franklin1138

        I'd visit this link, but I'm afraid my monitor will explode, and I only have one.

    • Bill

      Clint Eastwood- actor who played a tough guy in some really good movies. He made some good movies.
      Chuck Norris is a veteran of the US military who began studying martial arts while stationed in Asia in 1958. In 1969, He got his start in the movies when he was cast in a bit role in “The Green Berets” starring John Wayne. In 1969, he also won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183–10–2 including an international championship. In 1972, he starred in “The Way of the Dragon” with Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris was one of Bruce Lee’s pall bearers. After practicing the craft for 40 years was made an 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. On March 28, 2007, Commandant Gen. James T. Conway made Norris an honorary United States Marine.

      Clint is an actor who plays a tough guy. Chuck Norris is a tough guy.

      • Eastwood

        Touché. But I'd have to argue that toughness doesn't necessarily reside just in the body and how much ass you've kicked in real life. Anything I've read and seen of Clint in real life has proven to me that he is tough minded and stands up for what he believes in. He's a man's man…just like Chuck.
        Oh and "while serving in the Army during the Korean War, he[Clint] survived a plane crash landing into the Pacific, north of San Francisco, and swam two miles to shore." That's pretty damn tough to me. .And, we've both taken this waaaay too seriously. But, excellent point none the less.

        • Bill

          wanna be a tough guy- start the way Chuck, Clint and millions of other tough guys did- by serving in the US military

          • Eastwood

            Couldn't agree more.

          • passwordistaco

            Dude Chuck was in the Chair Force calm down. Guy joins Air Force and learns Karate, wins 6 Karate tournaments in 60's and 70's now people are forever cursed with ridiculous jokes and perversions of truth.

            Chuck's not the bad ass, the evil bastard who came up with that meme is.

      • Underbaker

        I lived right across the street from a Dojo in South Korea where Chuck trained/learned while he was there (Song Tan Si, right by the Train Station). Not that even the slightest of his awesomeness reflects on where I lived, just wanted to share that bit of info.

      • yep

        Clint Eastwood is an honorary Marine as well.

    • tommy

      Plus the commercial about Detroit during Super Bowl Halftime Kicked ass

  • Brendan

    Le Friendzone repost.

    Bah.

    • Lateralus

      I see what you did there…

    • tommy2X4

      I'll bet you'll use that expression your whole life at everything and wonder why you missed it.

    • tapsnapornap

      Le Friendzone repost repost, nice

  • 2nnt

    #1 SO DAMN TRUE

    • theyellowfever

      She and Channing Tatum would make the world's most apathetic baby.

    • Simon

      For the love of god Kristen! Control yourself!

  • dbeehner

    #1
    That made my dick shrivel so bad, the only way I'll be able to get a hardon is to shove my finger up my ass and yell "SNAKE!!!"

    • dbeehner

      What?

    • Marc

      You just wanted a reason to stick your finger in your ass

    • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

      I strangely had the opposite reaction for some reason!

    • RICCO

      Dude, you're so fucking gay, I'd hit that no matter what expression.

  • TracerBullet_PI

    #11 If you don't know what Louis is, I feel bad for you son.

    • reader

      the show is called louie.

      • TracerBullet_PI

        I never noticed that he spells the show different than his own name. +1 for you.

        • Paul from the gump

          And pronounces different.

  • dirtysteve99

    #11 is from a spoof.

    • Qwerty

      Great. More politics, Chive? Even worse is that this isn't even true.

      • dirtysteve99

        How is that political? It's just a joke about Fox News.

      • Cantaloupe

        … lol, no, Fox News is FAIR AND BALANCED. What do you mean political? It's not a wannabe rightwing asshole "news" channel so blatantly biased that people take critique of it as political commentary.

        • RICCO

          I bet you get all the "truth" from msnbc you fucking liberal piece of shit.

          • DB3

            and now you're an idiot

    • ownsauce10thousand

      ur a spoof

      • clay

        This is a clip from the tv show Louie. Completely fiction.

  • steve

    The Pressure to write something good on the first page is immense..

    • Stephan

      and you just failed miserably, as usual, again,

  • Fabio

    look what u haVE DONE !!CHuck norris will shut the CHive down , after that one!!! …

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #23
    I have to agree.

    • aaron

      still love yoga shorts though…

      • MattKL

        They're both awesome.

  • TracerBullet_PI

    That is really weird how Hugh Laurie looks like Dr. House, I wonder why no one noticed that before.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      I'm having trouble deciding whether to allocate your thumbs up to your comment or avatar.

      • TracerBullet_PI

        Here, have a background: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/089/7/7/
        Tracer_Bullet_Wallpaper_by_TavenerScholar.jpg
        (Credit to Tavener Scholar for upresing the awesome Watterson original, I had to break it into two lines for it to fit in this comment box)

    • TracerBullet_PI

      Sack up echogeo, you said something stupid and now you're trying to delete the post? For those curious, he said something like:

      #6 looks like Dr. House

      • dirtysteve99

        There is no mercy on the internets

      • TrollknowsTroll

        Hey TracerBullet_PI – Way to troll, ya asshole!
        So what if he deleted something he posted – he has every right to do that.

        You're obviously the asshole here!

        • suomynona

          So, if he posted, "How really weird is it that he looks like Hugh Laurie", he's a genius?

  • irons

    #8 Mother of God

    • christinenataliewhite

      Mother of some very healthy, chubby, happy infants? 🙂

  • Zedhere

    #7 Finally!

  • Phil.in.tx

    #1 id still hit it

    • Surely

      Thats her sex face too though

      • 007

        thx guys, needed the laugh on Mon morning-

  • hondo

    Chive, I love you on Monday mornings…no, … you don't understand…I LOVE YOU!

  • Still_Counts

    #10 and #13

    le double post

    Every Chiver notices it.

    • Rob

      Seriously, they work what 30 mins a day and this still happens. Laziness level: 100

      • Milton

        Yes, I was told there would be 30 photos here, I only see 29. I'm burning down the chive offices….

    • Post Burner

      BURN ALL THE POSTS!

    • lexie

      plus le wrong use of men

    • Jamie

      It always spells the same thing: L-A-Z-Y!!!!

  • http://tonyjwhill.wordpress.com Tonus

    Not as much as they recognise typos. Every men? Muppet. #10

    • shaunvw

      Don't point out other peoples fuck ups if you cant spell "recognize"

      • Jack K

        best recognize.

      • lexie

        english muthfucka

    • Vee

      Say it with a French accent then it almost makes sense 🙂

      • http://tonyjwhill.wordpress.com Tonus

        Or, as I'm English, I'm spelling it with the English spelling, not adopting the American 'z'. No offence but it's just not for me, I'd have to reorganise my entire spell check

        • Ingrish funny haha

          Hahahahaha

        • RICCO

          reoraniZe

          • RICCO

            reorganiZE , good one, I see what you did.

  • mustard

    I agree with you chive. The pale rider would definitely stomp walker

  • CP7

    #23 yes please

  • http://celeb-pix.blogspot.com Shazi007

    #8
    love tensile strength

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  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #27 Chuck Norris – same team, different mission

  • tireboy11

    #22 That could be the japan floor Tom Green was looking for in freddie got fingered.

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