A few knockoffs for the Valentine that makes your heart say “meh” (26 Photos)

  • Iphoneking

    First 2 posts in a row? OH MA GAWD

    • MRPOOP


    • Underbaker

      So twice you could have been awesome and made a comment on the gallery, but I guess the power of the Douche is strong in this one.

    • theblenny

      Nice to be unemployed, milking the system and surfing thechive.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #23 Oh my! Is that the latest model, with the 16 kilobyte harddrive?

    • my5tika1cll

      Dont forget that it is rocking a 486 processor, and a 14.4kbps modem!!!! Limted Edition Son!

  • chrisdg74

    #10 – Wonder if it tastes like labia…..

    • Hunter_BZ

      didn't see your comment, thanks Chive, now i look like a douche for saying the same thing below!

    • etcrr

      whats a labia?

    • Steeb

      only available once a month

      • chrisdg74

        For 5-7 days at a time.

  • MikeBedlam

    #14 Ease back off my Mountain Lightning. That shit is bangin'.

    • chrisdg74
      • MikeBedlam

        Hellz yes!!!!

      • OpMongoose

        3rd ingredient in Blue Sky.. Bryan C. Told me so

    • Underbaker

      Isn't that the Walmart knock off for Mountain Dew?

    • tsam waters

      this stuff is good

    • eggnog

      I agree. And this is more like a store brand, not a knock off. No one who has ever seen mountain dew is going to confuse the two.

    • Anthony

      Son of a…..I was drinking some of this when I scrolled down to it.

    • Craigery

      For hillbillies who can't afford to buy real Mountain Dew to feed their infants.

      • ght

        The finger. For pretentious douche bags named Craigery.

    • G-Walla

      I'm more of a Dr. Thunder man.

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  • http://www.thechive.com Tar Tarlton

    #10 Let's face it, that could just be a phonetic mistake.

  • todrunk2

    Asians will bootleg anything

  • Jaymackb

    All these products seem legit…

  • Robert

    #15 I can't believe its not.

    • Trainwreck92

      #15 is from HEB, a chain of grocery stores based in Texas. I've had the displeasure of working for them for the past four years. And that shit only tastes vaguely of butter.

      • Steve

        Im sorry you had to work at the HEB. We can all agree that the Spurs HEB commercials are horrible but almost in a good way?

  • Brad

    Looks like the local flea market.

  • Hassel Shattnerhoff

    #10 Sometimes the knockoff is better than the original! Labia-l .. it tastes so good, when it hits your lips, its so good!

  • Hunter_BZ

    #10 I wonder if the Red Labial tastes like….

    • just a dude

      kind of a fishy aftertaste

  • Mullet

    Looks like my lover mermaid already got loved on in the top right corner of #9

  • matador

    fuck china

    • Craigery

      Fuck racism and ignorance. Half of these have nothing to do with China.

  • Bryan_W

    #12 Sounds legit

  • Underbaker

    #26 Damn them womens rights activists.

  • BigHeadEd

    #10 reads “Red Labia 1” to me.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Seems legit…if you omit the "CH"

    and the "L"

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #16 This is Awesome! Even the power rangers are helping to fence against the earth

    • Lil John


    • http://cooldudestuff.com HairyKnuckles

      Obviously shopped…

  • RGT1026

    #5, Ur penis is exposed Brutha !

  • pooballs

    #10 …..Johnnie Worker….that is funny

    • Anomanom

      Johnnie Worker. Scotch for glory of proletariat.

    • Friar Tuck

      Keep working…

  • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

    #13 they didnt even bother coming up witha name lmao!

  • yakboyslim

    #14 is not a knockoff, it is a similarly-named superior product.

  • SadeShadz

    Ahaahaaaa!! #6 #20 #26 seriously?! 'Game child'! Hahahaha!! Sweet knockoffs of Game Boy 😀

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