A few knockoffs for the Valentine that makes your heart say “meh” (26 Photos)

BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH OH MA GAWD

So twice you could have been awesome and made a comment on the gallery, but I guess the power of the Douche is strong in this one.

Nice to be unemployed, milking the system and surfing thechive.

Dont forget that it is rocking a 486 processor, and a 14.4kbps modem!!!! Limted Edition Son!

didn't see your comment, thanks Chive, now i look like a douche for saying the same thing below!

whats a labia?

only available once a month

Ever had this?
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Isn't that the Walmart knock off for Mountain Dew?

this stuff is good

I agree. And this is more like a store brand, not a knock off. No one who has ever seen mountain dew is going to confuse the two.

Son of a…..I was drinking some of this when I scrolled down to it.

For hillbillies who can't afford to buy real Mountain Dew to feed their infants.

I'm more of a Dr. Thunder man.

#15 is from HEB, a chain of grocery stores based in Texas. I've had the displeasure of working for them for the past four years. And that shit only tastes vaguely of butter.

kind of a fishy aftertaste

Fuck racism and ignorance. Half of these have nothing to do with China.

SENSE OF RIGHT ALLIANCE.

Obviously shopped…

Johnnie Worker. Scotch for glory of proletariat.

Keep working…