Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

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  • question

    is it just me or are the Chivettes actually getting hotter?

    #14, #30, #52

    • JOHN

      #52 is the best Chivette that I have yet seen. and I AM CRITICAL

      • JOHN

        also providing she has no tats

        • Kris

          Tats have ruined many a great body.

    • Paul

      No, just wearing less and less

    • yes

      Agreed!

      Not a thick girl in sight!!

      THX John!

    • zissou

      the chicks are all GREAT, but #24 FTW!

      she musta been pissed!

      • sfb101

        How do you know it's a girl? Looks like s guys writing to me.

        • kidn

          your argument makes no sense.. if it's a guy's writing then it's a "she" who'll be pissed.

    • Bryan V

      How beautiful you are 14. Gorgeous 52 hop your rump makes the hump

      • tralfaz

        #14 #52

    • If you said so...

      I have that exact same teddy, it comes undone at the bottom ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Bogus_Shizzall

        Pics or it didn't happen

    • togaen

      Yeah, dude… every week… the hotness never stops getting better

    • justCHIVEit

      I agree, #52 really just seems to rub my testies the right way

    • derpidederp

      Getting better looking? Obviously you missed that British chick from a week ago. Woof.

    • davo

      they certainly don't mind whoring themselves up for this website!

  • eww

    #36 pastrami on rye bread?

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      Friendzoned, the right way

    • Alex

      Hopefully he doesn't get pink eye

      • db3300

        He's hoping he does get some pink eye.

    • whyme1973

      I want to wrassle her next.

    • zissou

      dead fish?

    • THorne

      Biodome reference 20 years later..

    • JDB

      I'd probably eat the farts outa her ass too… Just sayin.

    • Getlow

      Is this one of those Febreeze commercials?

      • GI Joe

        As close as he'll ever get… Friendzoned….and he'll take it……sad…

    • Figure 4 for the win

      That my friends is a WIN / WIN situation

  • Nerd Boy

    Fooooooooouuuuuurrrrrrrrtttttthhhhhhhhhhh! 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4!!!! Yay!!!!

    • Wark

      I'd like to think that this is a satirical statement mocking the ridiculousness of comments like this because the only other explanation is that you're a giant tool.

      • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

        So close my friend. So close, yet so far

  • Lisa

    #10. THAT is a gap. Holy wow.

    And #42…there ya go. I bet he has kept calm & chived on, for decades.

    • FIRST THOUGHT

      that guy looks a lot older than 37…

      • Lisa

        I'm gonna say the person who took the pic actually talked with him and he said this is his 37th Valentines day with the same woman. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Dirty Dingus

          That's great. But when they guy is 84, he's only been with her since he was 47. That playa was probably rolling in bitches before that.

          • Jude

            I heard the story goes that the gents wife is no longer alive and he leaves a card and chocolates by her grave every year to prove she was the only one for him.

    • My0.02$

      That is gape not gap

    • Bluto

      THAT is the opposite of a gap. Holy hell it is hot, but not a gap. Can't believe people still don't understand the concept…

      • Lisa

        Concept understood there Bluto. Especially since I actually have one. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I was just using the term. KCCO. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Twigfinger

    #10 & #14 MOAR MOAR MOAR

    • Thanks Chive

      whore whore whore

      • socket2me

        I shall call you, WONDER GAP !

  • nfloridarednek

    #52…Me too

    • MNChiver

      MOAR

    • hark1985

      me three

    • AyatollahTrolla

      #52 Want to get job and buy pretty things for….

      • http://felixoliver.net vonRichth0fen

        i have a job and want to buy pretty things for #52

        • hellyeah

          I will bang her ass till she starts crying and stops being an attention whore.

  • eww

    #34 or a girl with more than one cat

    • swenka

      I'm more of a doggy -style- guy. Don't even have to go outside!

  • AssClown

    #10 Your gap…I like that shit!
    #26 Your bewbs…I like that shit!

    • Paul

      #26 is by far the best!

      • Bryan V

        26 why are you alone..gotta be by choice

        • Holmespump

          She might be crazy.

    • Assclown

      I like shit.

  • Couch Potato

    #12 i have the weirdest …..

    • MattKL

      Nothing weird about that. Fit girls are awesome.

      • Al Gore

        MattKL and Lucas like to bang and suck each other.

      • yeppers

        Fit girls…yes. Girls that are rock hard…nope! (Silly me, I like my women soft)

      • yeah...

        http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/NcHICsVoeG9OD6gc

        This belly (and the rest of her) is awesome….but hey, if muscles make you horny dude, more power to you.

        • yeah...

          ok i suck and don't know how to post a pic that's from outside the Chive.

    • Whoopi_G

      That shit is so fucking gross. But if it floats your boat, set sail.

      • Bryan V

        Agreed fucking disgusting

    • Jay

      I don't.

      • Bob

        I have the weirdest…look on my face right now.

    • Lucas

      ^^^ Four dude intimidated by a chick that's more fit than they are

      • GlibTongue

        Really? Cause my wife took a quick look at this picture and thought it was a man.

        • Jenna4

          I'm a chick and I thought it was a man too.

    • Bdrizzle

      When I grab onto my chick I dont want to feel her rippling muscles – fit is fine – this OCD fake titty monstrosity is not attractive IMHO

    • rgamsh

      I don't know why, but I agree… For some reason.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      She would squeeze her muscles and rip your dick of , me thinks.

  • Dan

    Couldn't stop watching #23

    • jack

      who?

    • ROK247

      kate upton? cover of SI baby ahh yeah!

    • Sam

      I couldn't stop watiching it either. . . and then after a few minutes I could. Then I grabbed a sandwich and took a nap.

    • quailman



      …excuse me for a moment or 2

      • FunGus

        Dear sir:
        Thank you!
        That is all.

      • aaron

        wow. amazing. thank you – all should hail this find….

    • Lisa

      I'm a straight female and stared at that for a good 5 minutes

  • gary

    #22 happy valentine's day to you โค

    • hardcore chiver

      SLUT.

  • tommytwotime

    #8 #14 #37 #52 "I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you (all of you)"

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Sounds legit ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • nfloridarednek

    #14…I will mind that gap thank you.

    • Tom

      Ohh so close to slippage

  • Humphrey

    #30 Jackpot.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Becky! Look at her butt!!

  • Stompin Tom

    #51 #52 This girl gets it

    • DrLeppiwinks

      roses are tits, violets are tits…

    • whyme1973

      Hot as hell, I hope she gets her wish granted…for all of our sakes.

    • chris

      my new favorite chivette (which is saying a lot because my last favorite was from last November)

    • yeppers

      …in the butt!

    • Bree

      I know her ๐Ÿ™‚ she is even MORE GORGEOUS in person

    • Alex

      Please i need an entire post of this girl!! Daaaaamnnnnn

      • Nick

        I agree. We need MOAR!!!!

  • Rage

    #39 forever alone

    • Alex

      Protecting his virginity

    • chris

      Forever Awesome!

  • its_forge

    #17 Oh she had plenty of makeup. Don't get me wrong, she was absolutely otherworldly, but there was lots and LOTS of makeup. On movie sets the pancake was as thick as cream cheese.

    • robocarnage

      I was thinking the same thing. Also, don't even try to tell me that no one ever altered a picture of Audrey Hepburn to sell magazines.

      • Flicka

        Thanks for posting. I'm all like "they didn't use makeup in B&W movies? Whaaaa?"

      • its_forge

        Albeit probably not as much as some other folks; she really actually was ethereally gorgeous. But HUMAN, I mean come on now.

    • Failrater

      And just because there was no photoshop around, doesn't mean the pictures can't be edited. They used camera lens blurs, filter screens in front of the camera while shooting, and in the post processing stages over exposure to blind out imperfections. Editing has been around forever.

      • dirtysteve99

        Agreed, Im guessing image editing was created right after the first image.
        "That mammoth look too small, Ug touch up before show to others."

    • indesignkat

      I was thinking the same thing. Before makeup? It wasn't THAT long ago.

  • MattKL

    #2 Genius.

    • Hunter_BZ

      Must try!

    • Admiral Ackbar

      Can't wait to use that myself

      • lunch

        It's a trap!

  • Boobs !

    i like #52 because boobs

  • Perry Noid

    #14
    Ooooo LA LA! Nice

    • whyme1973

      Someone is definitely getting lucky tonight. Very sexy, my dear.

  • Edjar

    #48 Chive on from Oklahoma!

    • BKH

      From one Okie to another…huh?

    • Terri

      Dude, the asshole beat his wife and the moron judge sentenced him to "take her on a proper date".

      • chrisc

        I feel even more sorry for the server and the awful tip.

  • Woodrowrules

    #36 I'd like to be between those legs
    #37 Awsome underboob
    Been waiting all day for the DAR

  • Nerfherder

    #36 Picnic……..You're doing it right.

    • Jayavc

      Um…your doing it wrong. You need to remove the pants first.

    • Alex

      On a MUFFin…

  • Edwin Winnipeg

    #12 looks like a gnarled tree trunk #38 the hottest chick on the plant right now

    • yes

      FAIL!

      Red is THICK!

      If you like a "full figured woman" try checking out the KFC buffet.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Christina Hendricks.

        You sir are incorrect.

    • Lotus

      Your taste in women is most excellent good sir.

  • hotz

    OMG #12

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