Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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148 21
  • dedubs

    #22 good morning sexy lady's body

    • Cat

      get something too eat darling … fake boobs don't look good on a stick

      • J0R

        Would you say no to her?

        • Eli

          I know I surely wouldn't, she's gorgeous!

        • Cat

          of course I would .. I am not lesbian dude .. but even as a guy she would be a no-way for me

      • Herp McDerp

        says the fat chick with bigger boobs sagging over her chair from her back…

    • Mac

      don't think they're fake – just held up well by that genius bit of man-made material.

    • 65massey

      No such thing as fake boobs!

    • regular chivers

      Good Morning Slut.

    • PBrades

      Well that was a great way to start the day… dear lord woman you is gorgeous

  • bob


    • EhMountie

      has no one else noticed the arms behind her holding her hips?

  • Guest-ee-poo

    #14 is damn fine

    • Guest-ee-poo


    • Wark

      Ooh, yeah, break me off a piece of whatever the hell that is!

    • Sal

      That's Seth Green you homos

    • JAFitC

      Eye see what you did there.

    • http://www.estellalane.blogspot.com Cate

      damn, you fine willis…

  • Heather

    #21 Please be shopped!!! Please!!!

    • Joe Moore

      Nope. Australian flying fox – wingspan up to 1.5 m.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Nope again, clearly a demon of some kind. Prepare the blue flame.

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      They only eat fruit/nectar; no need to be alarmed! They're like flying puppies :3

    • mickdeck


    • Ned Plimpton

      Never going to Australia now…. I'm shitting myself just looking at the pic.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      the photographer is getting right in bat's face, and his friend is 4 feet away.
      seriously people, you don't lose that much depth perception in a photo.

      HERE's a better comparision:
      <img alt="Photos of BatReach, Kuranda" src="http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/03/e8/16/spectacled-flying-fox.jpg"/&gt;This photo of BatReach is courtesy of TripAdvisor

    • KayMan

      bricks were about to be shat

  • http://www.hotgiyp.com hotgiyp

    Why Look What I Found … Sara Jean Underwood Shooting Flamethrowers …

    • James

      I killed my car watching this

    • JimmyBoPeep

      Was there ever a more beautiful thing?

    • Jimmy the Saint

      Thank you. That shit made my day!

      • BigHate

        That guy holding her with the Thompson got his life wish fulfilled.

    • k2thev

      She's a screamer

    • stumeister

      I want to go there, that looks beyond awesome! … Sarah Underwood for the bad robot if there's ever another Terminator !

    • ROK247

      i'll be in my bunk

    • dochandy

      you are a saint. made my day, too!

    • zoxymusic

      Awesome! She is so hot.

    • Oldwhiskey

      Screw Canada. I need to move Merica!

    • Nemesis Enforcer

      Ahh Home, Sweet Home!

  • James

    #14 Glamour is one hell of a drug

    • mitter78

      So is meth..

  • etcrr

    #7 are you seeing this? it's a damn Llama orgy and I thought us dogs were bad

  • etcrr

    #25 Karma's a bitch

    • Karma

      Being overweight's a bitch. Especially when you break a pool tile.

    • caleb

      God, I love that fatty went down hard! Did the phone end up in the pool?

  • A fan

    An image is worth….
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/SsQlm.jpg"&gt;

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Awwwww!! No way! I only noticed this just meow. And such a cutie too… <3
      Care for a free drink?

      – the one you love to love

      • Dovahkiin

        Dir Ufiik!

      • amrith777

        Ohhh–LUCKY Paula!! THREESOME?? Either way–I'm jelly–but still,enjoy your Valentine's Day! <3

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Ow! Ow! Ow! Thredsome!! Imma gonna die a happy troll…

          – the one you love to love

      • Joey

        I like the way you waited for a few hours to respond to your make-believe fan, and then self-consciously wrote about the delay. How pathetic is someone who invents their own electronic friends?

        • Bill57

          Ask etcrr.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            And CHIPBUTTY

            – the one who got a Valentine card in the DMA!!

            • Simon

              At least Paula isn't stuf.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Are you sure?

                – the one who got a Valentine card in the DMA!!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Truth: I doubt that pic is actually from that girl, but who knows…

          – the one you love to love

  • Anonymous

    #22 put some weight on you look ill.

  • MattKL

    #3 Photobomb level: Awesome

  • Josh Gorter

    #25 nice job fucking up the tiling, this is why we can't have nice things.

    • Byron_Black

      That guy is lucky his leg didn't get caught.

    • blah

      it's not tile it's the filter cover

      • amrith777

        True–but that still sucks cuz crappy stuff gets caught in there like hair,bugs,spiders…… x_x

    • goglas

      Fat arse

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #18 Crowd surfing, ewe know it!

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      I see what you did there…..ahahahahahahaha ha

    • oofale

      your humor..i like that shit..

  • Mad_Hittman

    #23 This would melt any girl's heart

  • etcrr

    #6 I must go my people need me, Oh Damn

  • JimmyBoPeep


    Can't tell if partially eaten or if it's Death Star circa Return Of The Jedi…

    • Obama

      Return of the Jedi

    • Dan E

      That's no moon pie.

  • IceColdBuddha


    Where's Smokey when you need him: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnnnn

  • Wark

    #12 I always like how the nut cracker falls too.

    • Byron_Black

      That is what bugs me about some footballers. They take a dive whenever the wind changes direction.

      • obama

        soccer players are pussies…..

    • BSmike

      "His balls hit my foot.. how could you miss that, ref??"

  • Jay

    #1 I can only assume this was made by the best woman in the world

    • Juan Valdez

      Care for any coffee with your milk?

    • DBUCKS

      False the best women in the world would have made several pieces of bacon… What is that shit bacon to eggs ratio they got goin on. but I do give lots of extra points for her turning the bacon into a weapon shape Im not saying she isnt up there in the top of all women.

  • IceColdBuddha


    More like: Good Morning Wood

    • howmuch

      Whore gonna whore.

  • Emo

    #22 Mornin' happy drinking's day

    • Pointed Sticks

      Every day is a drinking day

  • dbsnydes

    #22 and good morning (glory) to you as well!

    • ismellcrabs

      Good morning skank.

  • hoosier


    i got broken up with on valentines day :( good thing my dad is a BAMF

    • itsmeagain

      Attention hoe alert !

  • hoosier


    i got broken up with on valentines day good thing my dad is a BAMF,

    • Wark

      Abraham Lincoln is your dad!?

      (Also, your story is missing some substance. Why is Abraham Lincoln a BAMF? Why did you post this twice with different pictures? Is the other one your mom? Did you know your mom is hot? I need answers!)

      • Byron_Black

        ^ LQL

  • bh4q

    im so guna try #1 this morning

    • TrollknowsTroll


      WTF is guna?

      How's about "Gonna" … ?

      Your pathetic attempt at humor through misspelling words only makes you look like a retard – stop it!

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