Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

get something too eat darling … fake boobs don't look good on a stick

don't think they're fake – just held up well by that genius bit of man-made material.

No such thing as fake boobs!

Good Morning Slut.

Well that was a great way to start the day… dear lord woman you is gorgeous

has no one else noticed the arms behind her holding her hips?

FIND……err…..IT!!!!

Ooh, yeah, break me off a piece of whatever the hell that is!

That's Seth Green you homos

Eye see what you did there.

damn, you fine willis…

Nope. Australian flying fox – wingspan up to 1.5 m.

They only eat fruit/nectar; no need to be alarmed! They're like flying puppies :3

fuckingnope.jpeg

Never going to Australia now…. I'm shitting myself just looking at the pic.

RELAX
the photographer is getting right in bat's face, and his friend is 4 feet away.
seriously people, you don't lose that much depth perception in a photo.

HERE's a better comparision:
<img alt="Photos of BatReach, Kuranda" src="http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/03/e8/16/spectacled-flying-fox.jpg"/&gt;This photo of BatReach is courtesy of TripAdvisor

bricks were about to be shat

Was there ever a more beautiful thing?

Thank you. That shit made my day!

She's a screamer

I want to go there, that looks beyond awesome! … Sarah Underwood for the bad robot if there's ever another Terminator !

i'll be in my bunk

you are a saint. made my day, too!

Awesome! She is so hot.

Screw Canada. I need to move Merica!

Ahh Home, Sweet Home!

I killed my car watching this

So is meth..

Being overweight's a bitch. Especially when you break a pool tile.

God, I love that fatty went down hard! Did the phone end up in the pool?

Awwwww!! No way! I only noticed this just meow. And such a cutie too… <3
Care for a free drink?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to love

That guy is lucky his leg didn't get caught.

it's not tile it's the filter cover

Fat arse

I see what you did there…..ahahahahahahaha ha

your humor..i like that shit..

Return of the Jedi

That's no moon pie.

That is what bugs me about some footballers. They take a dive whenever the wind changes direction.

"His balls hit my foot.. how could you miss that, ref??"

Care for any coffee with your milk?

False the best women in the world would have made several pieces of bacon… What is that shit bacon to eggs ratio they got goin on. but I do give lots of extra points for her turning the bacon into a weapon shape Im not saying she isnt up there in the top of all women.

Whore gonna whore.

Every day is a drinking day

Good morning skank.

Attention hoe alert !

Abraham Lincoln is your dad!?

(Also, your story is missing some substance. Why is Abraham Lincoln a BAMF? Why did you post this twice with different pictures? Is the other one your mom? Did you know your mom is hot? I need answers!)

Guna?

WTF is guna?

How's about "Gonna" … ?

Your pathetic attempt at humor through misspelling words only makes you look like a retard – stop it!