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February 14, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#22 good morning sexy lady's body
get something too eat darling … fake boobs don't look good on a stick
Would you say no to her?
I know I surely wouldn't, she's gorgeous!
of course I would .. I am not lesbian dude .. but even as a guy she would be a no-way for me
says the fat chick with bigger boobs sagging over her chair from her back…
don't think they're fake – just held up well by that genius bit of man-made material.
No such thing as fake boobs!
Good Morning Slut.
Well that was a great way to start the day… dear lord woman you is gorgeous
has no one else noticed the arms behind her holding her hips?
#14 is damn fine
Ooh, yeah, break me off a piece of whatever the hell that is!
That's Seth Green you homos
Eye see what you did there.
damn, you fine willis…
#21 Please be shopped!!! Please!!!
Nope. Australian flying fox – wingspan up to 1.5 m.
Nope again, clearly a demon of some kind. Prepare the blue flame.
They only eat fruit/nectar; no need to be alarmed! They're like flying puppies :3
Never going to Australia now…. I'm shitting myself just looking at the pic.
the photographer is getting right in bat's face, and his friend is 4 feet away.
seriously people, you don't lose that much depth perception in a photo.
HERE's a better comparision:
<img alt="Photos of BatReach, Kuranda" src="http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/03/e8/16/spectacled-flying-fox.jpg"/>This photo of BatReach is courtesy of TripAdvisor
bricks were about to be shat
Why Look What I Found … Sara Jean Underwood Shooting Flamethrowers …
Was there ever a more beautiful thing?
Thank you. That shit made my day!
That guy holding her with the Thompson got his life wish fulfilled.
She's a screamer
I want to go there, that looks beyond awesome! … Sarah Underwood for the bad robot if there's ever another Terminator !
i'll be in my bunk
you are a saint. made my day, too!
Awesome! She is so hot.
Screw Canada. I need to move Merica!
Ahh Home, Sweet Home!
I killed my car watching this
#14 Glamour is one hell of a drug
So is meth..
#7 are you seeing this? it's a damn Llama orgy and I thought us dogs were bad
#25 Karma's a bitch
Being overweight's a bitch. Especially when you break a pool tile.
God, I love that fatty went down hard! Did the phone end up in the pool?
An image is worth….
Awwwww!! No way! I only noticed this just meow. And such a cutie too… <3
Care for a free drink?
- the one you love to love
Ohhh–LUCKY Paula!! THREESOME?? Either way–I'm jelly–but still,enjoy your Valentine's Day! <3
Ow! Ow! Ow! Thredsome!! Imma gonna die a happy troll…
- the one you love to love
I like the way you waited for a few hours to respond to your make-believe fan, and then self-consciously wrote about the delay. How pathetic is someone who invents their own electronic friends?
Truth: I doubt that pic is actually from that girl, but who knows…
- the one who got a Valentine card in the DMA!!
At least Paula isn't stuf.
Are you sure?
#22 put some weight on you look ill.
#3 Photobomb level: Awesome
#25 nice job fucking up the tiling, this is why we can't have nice things.
That guy is lucky his leg didn't get caught.
it's not tile it's the filter cover
True–but that still sucks cuz crappy stuff gets caught in there like hair,bugs,spiders…… x_x
#18 Crowd surfing, ewe know it!
I see what you did there…..ahahahahahahaha ha
your humor..i like that shit..
#23 This would melt any girl's heart
#6 I must go my people need me, Oh Damn
Can't tell if partially eaten or if it's Death Star circa Return Of The Jedi…
Return of the Jedi
That's no moon pie.
Where's Smokey when you need him: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnnnn
#12 I always like how the nut cracker falls too.
That is what bugs me about some footballers. They take a dive whenever the wind changes direction.
soccer players are pussies…..
"His balls hit my foot.. how could you miss that, ref??"
#1 I can only assume this was made by the best woman in the world
Care for any coffee with your milk?
False the best women in the world would have made several pieces of bacon… What is that shit bacon to eggs ratio they got goin on. but I do give lots of extra points for her turning the bacon into a weapon shape Im not saying she isnt up there in the top of all women.
More like: Good Morning Wood
Whore gonna whore.
#22 Mornin' happy drinking's day
Every day is a drinking day
#22 and good morning (glory) to you as well!
Good morning skank.
i got broken up with on valentines day good thing my dad is a BAMF
Attention hoe alert !
i got broken up with on valentines day good thing my dad is a BAMF,
Abraham Lincoln is your dad!?
(Also, your story is missing some substance. Why is Abraham Lincoln a BAMF? Why did you post this twice with different pictures? Is the other one your mom? Did you know your mom is hot? I need answers!)
im so guna try #1 this morning
WTF is guna?
How's about "Gonna" … ?
Your pathetic attempt at humor through misspelling words only makes you look like a retard – stop it!
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