Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (30 Photos)

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  • Mad_Hittman

    #29 Sexiest piece of clothing ever invented.

    • meh.

      completely ridiculous. one of the best pictures posted.

    • J0R

      Totally agree. They are everywhere in campus!

    • rob

      MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR…………..FIND HER!!!!!

    • Underbaker

      I have the weirdest urge to grab a bowling ball….

  • sam

    FIRST.. HAHA I GOT IT AGAIN. GOT BOTH THE VALENTINES DAY ONE ASWELL.

    • meh.

      you seem to be terrible at everything.

    • If you said so...

      Oh I bet you missed the other one too…. How do people fail at this so much.

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        he did lol.

    • Spaz

      Full Retard.

      • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

        You're not supposed to go full retard.

    • dbeehner

      You probably think you were the first person to sleep with your sister, too.

  • btb129

    I should probably be writing my paper instead of being on here…oh well

    • Wark

      *procrastination fist bump*

  • dbsnydes

    #2 this calculator is clearly a radiohead fan

    • Guest

      Actually, hipster-fag, it probably paid attention to George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.

      • KFAD

        Really you are going to say that and remain signed in as a guest. Get some balls! Secondly "hipster-fag" I'm not sure fits since they've been around since the 80's. (Creep is 20 years this year)

        • brig bother

          I think you need to find out when George Orwell wrote 1984

      • Herp McDerp

        There's something ironic about this asshole calling someone a "hipster-fag" while correcting his culture reference…

    • mickdeck

      Or George Orwell.

    • Garrett Bailey

      i had an ipod like this before too.

    • derp

      Math is fun! but I have the same calculator, put the 5 in and enter then type 2+2 and thats the screen you get.

  • Wark

    #4 How on earth do I see a reference to Rape Stove when I just found out about it yesterday?! It's a parody of Death Bed: The Bed that Eats, which is mentioned in old Cracked article I randomly decided to read yesterday.

  • kangaroo jack

    aussie aussie aussie

    • Soap

      Wank Wank Wank!

    • PA Chivette

      Oi Oi Oi

  • os99

    #4 From the makers of Oversexed Rug Suckers From Mars:

    • vacuum

      That should be a guy…

    • awestruck

      this is a story about perseverance. this vacuum refuses to give up because he just wants to suck rug. i say go little vacuum go. munch that carpet until you can munch no longer

  • Fallout

    #21 Just incase it isn't implicit…….FIND HER!!!

    • meh.

      apparently is jen johnson from big brother season 8.

    • Ringo

      Jen Johnson. She was on Big Brother in the USA a few years ago.

    • Dano

      Use Firefox and right click > search Google Images.

      Best,

      D

    • JD1

      YES!!! ABSOLUTELY FIND HER!!!

    • Phil.in.tx

      just google big brother dumbass, but damn she was hot

  • aaron

    #6 wow – FIND HER

    #8 did someone call a PIMP?

    • Eli

      I second that, #6 – gorgeous! I want to know what race she was in and see MOAR!

    • Mac

      She was in South Korea at the annual Mudfest near Seoul – you can tell by the mud on her gorgeous body and the Cass beer she is holding.

  • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

    #3 Really? REALLY?!? **sigh**
    #19 Why…for the love of all that is good in this world…don't I have them for a neighbor?
    …..oh…..

    • Michael

      anatomy of a thug….

    • Six

      Pantseption?

  • Anonymous

    Um, Zelda is a girl. =/

  • Meeg

    #13 is foul!! I just ate dinner, too!

    • Guest

      Sniff….Sniff… Is that welfare that I smell?

    • mickdeck

      What the? I don't even.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      This is why you lock up your nail gun when you are not using it.

    • Anomanom

      Remember the good old days when you thought goatse and tubgirl were the worst things you'd ever see?

    • XYF

      Speeking of dinner…. When they eat or drink, does it just fall straight out again?!

  • Da Sandman

    #13 THAT… is fucking disgusting…

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      I am trying for something clever, but I am actually speechless.

    • Dukes

      about as fucked up a thing as i've seen………..

    • BigHate

      The disappointing part is that chick might have been hot had she been normal.

      • its_forge

        I'm sure she cares.

      • pishonja

        people like you make me sick…. how do you mean, if she where normal. I bet she is more normal than you are. You stupid, gay-porn watching, arrogant big fat-ass piece of shit!!!!!!!

  • sllimcat

    #29
    very sexy

  • sllimcat

    #21
    i wonder what she is trying to say ?
    who cares nice to watch regardless !!!!!!

    • nerfherder

      Say? Until I read your comment, I wasn't even aware she had a head.

  • myself

    #20 Made my morning. There is never enough facepalms to make up for when people say that.

    • Mike

      But… Zelda IS a woman.

      • Jacob

        That is why the facepalms are there.

    • Ned Plimpton

      I think they meant, Link.

      • brent

        they still fucked up lol

        • Adam

          Yup…Pretty sure they meant what if Link was a woman, it would make more sense.

  • Shaw

    Is #6 at the Boryeong Mud Festival in South Korea? How do put the picture in my comment?

    • Shaw

      Nevermind, apparently it does it automatically?

    • You

      The Cass gives it away!

    • John

      One of the best times of my life, the mud festival.

  • whyme1973

    #6 #21 #29 I could definitely see getting dirty.

  • Otter

    #13 Aw jeez, no!
    #19 Then close the damn curtains (or start selling tickets)
    #20 LOL

  • Byron_Black

    #7 Man, I had to go! #13 I heard that a couple of "WTF"s escaped the local zoo.

  • NorChuckis

    Who are #6 and #29?

    • fan

      #29 looks like Anna Kournikova

  • vodkamartini

    #21 Nice side blouse 😉

  • T

    19, 20 and 29 are all winning their individual categories!

    21 is Jen from the Evil Dick season of BB. He burned her with a smoke and made her tramp ass cry a bunch. Great TV. 🙂

  • ThornyDevil

    #19 Here's a wild and crazy idea: You could close your blinds/curtains.

    • Mason420

      …or install a webcam.

    • IICoLt45II

      why cant everyone have neighbours like this!

  • spartus

    #13 ew

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