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Guy on vacation refuses to be alone on Valentine’s Day (27 Photos)

February 14, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, Holidays, Travel, WTF

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: A man and his cardboard cutout travel China, Singapore, Bali and Japan in hopes of one day making their fake relationship seem less creepy.

Category: FAIL, Funny, Holidays, Travel, WTF

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TracerBullet_PI

He won't be alone on Valentine's day, but he's going to be alone the rest of his life.

r@f

um…we need to talk.

misschris

Well…. that's weird….

Shant1k

She's kind of flat. If you know what I mean
Robert

But… Who took the pictures?
KYLExGOOD

He looks like a less-douchebagish version of the guy from "Ghost Adventures".
007

ur hot Chris
GreatCowGod

Makes you wonder what's off to her right that she always finds so skeptically interesting…

Pancake

Pretty sad when even your cardboard date looks bored to be with you.

wassup?

That is a tad disturbing

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thatguyNYC

She's not even that attractive….

Jester

Yeah, but she has a great personality.

Spencer_on_Fire

She'll never nag
Steeb

She'll stay in the kitchen if you tell her to

Black6dog

Jesus, she makes Kristen Stuart look like a professional actress or something.

becks

Too bad he's weird because he's kinda cute…

truth

Can't attest to him being cute, but carrying a freaking cardboard cutout would definately creep out all the women I know. Hope this was a running gag and not a real obsession.

MariaSky100

Me too, me too…

milpool

what is this…i don't even
chrisdg74

Nope. Still creepy.
whyme1973

Not a single person in Japan finds this weird.

Monster

to the normal japanese person that just as weird as to us.
even for most geeks/otakus thats a bit to much.
(and he really could have used a better picture of her….)

You'reWelcome

Does anything normal happen in Asian countries?!?!

Thank You

Earthquakes.

Oookkaaayy

She doesn't even look that happy…
Lil John

Dude, just be single. rly.
Spencer_on_Fire

#8

You gotta feel bad for the guy…..you know everyone in that group is weirded out
StudPhi

I bet he has a ton of friends on WOW
Csquaredapparel

Forever alone…..
Ned Plimpton

I don't see any half dollar sized holes cut out of her. Hmmm….

Meh

They haven't consummated their relationship yet because she is saving herself for marriage.

Or the recycle bin if he gets too creeper.

spicticus

At least get a poster cutout of a real person.
Otto

girl with same face syndrome
Whiskyb

Not sure what is worse. Him for being an idiot or me for looking at it
E3A

Watch out for paper cuts tonight, bro. Wear a rubber when you bang that sweet piece of cardboard.
Mike

Is that a 'literal Chive' shirt hes wearing. Maybe hes just really ironic. No, just batshit cray.

nywolf

its funny really because that is a leek. it became more popular for otakus online after the the leek dance gif and vids. one example is:

T.Roy

Yeah…we need to talk
WTF

IVE TOLD U ONCE I WONT TELL U AGAIN NOW BUICK UP YOUR THREADS CHIVE YOUR ACTING THE FOOL >>>>>>MOAR>>>>>

Fun_with_Numbrs

Buick, eh? She seems more of a Hummer type.

WTF

STFU UP JERK

sit ubu sit good dog

You posted it , should expect some smack talk..

AmBush_Steve

Same 12 seconds looped on a 3:53 minute shit song.

There's 3:41 I'll never get back.
Simon

At least he's not stuf.
bananah

Vira Solovey, babeh!

gmen

it's Mike Dexter. That' what happens when you dump Amanda Beckett!!
domaction

Do you thin khe bought her a seat, or had to store her in luggage

wiw,,,

Trying to figure out how to transport yours, huh?
bhb

I'd say he just bought her there. And dumped her there haha

Anonymous

Hey he may be taking a cardboard cutout on trips, but you all are just jealous. You are sitting in your room while he whistles 'round the world, whistles 'round the world.

Sean

+1million for knowing the anime.

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