Guy on vacation refuses to be alone on Valentine’s Day (27 Photos)

Via kotaku

  • TracerBullet_PI

    He won't be alone on Valentine's day, but he's going to be alone the rest of his life.

    • r@f

      um…we need to talk.

  • misschris

    Well…. that's weird….

    • Shant1k

      She's kind of flat. If you know what I mean

    • Robert

      But… Who took the pictures?


      He looks like a less-douchebagish version of the guy from "Ghost Adventures".

    • 007

      ur hot Chris

    • GreatCowGod

      Makes you wonder what's off to her right that she always finds so skeptically interesting…

      • Pancake

        Pretty sad when even your cardboard date looks bored to be with you.

  • wassup?

    That is a tad disturbing

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  • thatguyNYC

    She's not even that attractive….

    • Jester

      Yeah, but she has a great personality.

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        She'll never nag

      • Steeb

        She'll stay in the kitchen if you tell her to

    • Black6dog

      Jesus, she makes Kristen Stuart look like a professional actress or something.

  • becks

    Too bad he's weird because he's kinda cute…

    • truth

      Can't attest to him being cute, but carrying a freaking cardboard cutout would definately creep out all the women I know. Hope this was a running gag and not a real obsession.

      • MariaSky100

        Me too, me too…

  • milpool

    what is this…i don't even

  • chrisdg74

    Nope. Still creepy.

  • whyme1973

    Not a single person in Japan finds this weird.

    • Monster

      to the normal japanese person that just as weird as to us.
      even for most geeks/otakus thats a bit to much.
      (and he really could have used a better picture of her….)

  • You'reWelcome

    Does anything normal happen in Asian countries?!?!

    • Thank You


  • Oookkaaayy

    She doesn't even look that happy…

  • Lil John

    Dude, just be single. rly.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    You gotta feel bad for the guy… know everyone in that group is weirded out

  • StudPhi

    I bet he has a ton of friends on WOW

  • Csquaredapparel

    Forever alone…..

  • Ned Plimpton

    I don't see any half dollar sized holes cut out of her. Hmmm….

    • Meh

      They haven't consummated their relationship yet because she is saving herself for marriage.

      Or the recycle bin if he gets too creeper.

  • spicticus

    At least get a poster cutout of a real person.

  • Otto

    girl with same face syndrome

  • Whiskyb

    Not sure what is worse. Him for being an idiot or me for looking at it

  • E3A

    Watch out for paper cuts tonight, bro. Wear a rubber when you bang that sweet piece of cardboard.

  • Mike

    Is that a 'literal Chive' shirt hes wearing. Maybe hes just really ironic. No, just batshit cray.

    • nywolf

      its funny really because that is a leek. it became more popular for otakus online after the the leek dance gif and vids. one example is:

  • T.Roy

    Yeah…we need to talk

  • WTF


    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Buick, eh? She seems more of a Hummer type.

      • WTF

        STFU UP JERK

        • sit ubu sit good dog

          You posted it , should expect some smack talk..

    • AmBush_Steve

      Same 12 seconds looped on a 3:53 minute shit song.

      There's 3:41 I'll never get back.

    • Simon

      At least he's not stuf.

    • bananah

      Vira Solovey, babeh!

  • gmen

    it's Mike Dexter. That' what happens when you dump Amanda Beckett!!

  • domaction

    Do you thin khe bought her a seat, or had to store her in luggage

    • wiw,,,

      Trying to figure out how to transport yours, huh?

    • bhb

      I'd say he just bought her there. And dumped her there haha

  • Anonymous

    Hey he may be taking a cardboard cutout on trips, but you all are just jealous. You are sitting in your room while he whistles 'round the world, whistles 'round the world.

    • Sean

      +1million for knowing the anime.

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