I hate my job (29 Photos)

Do you hate your job? Are you the master of pranks at your office? Send your photos to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.


    #24 Needs a Ass Whoopin

    • dedubs

      get this guy a KKCO shirt

    • nick

      try and use Goo-Gone or acetone and KCCO

      • spydermonkey

        Don't bother…it's fucked. Stick to the ass whoopin.

    • Underbaker

      Hair spray works great on permanent markers, might work on stamper ink.

    • AssClown

      *AssClown. I see you got my message. Did you order that Paula_ shirts or not? If so, just use one of that double edged erasers that can erase both pencil and ink, you'll be amazed by the wizardry.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Spray it with deodorant, will make it come off.
      And yes, that's all I ever use deodorant for.

      – the one you love to smell

      • YARRDOOE

        Kinda Weird…

    • Guest

      Find a chivette. Make love to her on the mouse pad. Rub in fluids. Wait 10 minutes. If stain is still there repeat until cleared.

      • Lolzcat

        wish i could thumb you up over 9000!!! Best comment/advice ever

  • dedubs

    #11 rough life

    • electric boogalo

      better hurry up with that

    • Cog

      I don't see a problem. I see an opportunity. Drink your way to the new keg!

    • MisplacedTex

      Mostly torpedo kegs. When did barbacks get so soft?

    • Dungeon Dweller

      That is badly organised. But if you can't lift that keg over the others, you must be bar staff.

  • the dude



      Good try dick face

      • MonkeyMadness

        That wasn't even a good try. He fails at life.

  • Bahn ate Renfrew

    #13 Straighten up those sections!

    • Dave

      And learn how to spell. 'By' seriously???

      • NoNotDinosaurs

        The caption was written by Chive editors, not the submitter.

        • Jamie

          You are so wrong!

          • Jamiehasuglynips

            Nope. She's right. I saw her submit it. It has been dumbed down for popular amusement.

            • NotLikeIndy

              "I need 200 shovel test pits by tonight!"
              "Fuck my life"

    • otzi

      I'm not seeing any string in these shots, or bubble levels. Looks good for the mad science, though.

      Wait, no respirator or wraparound hiviz gear? Tsk!

    • Zero00430

      Since you are a professional archeologist, make sure you always bring your fedora and bullwhip, then who cares about the smock??


    #3 I would love my job

  • Sir Pig

    MOAR #13

    • Barry McKokkinner

      I agree because boobs. Can we have some more please?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Sorry, I feel a cold coming on. See you guys tomorrow.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #7 Genius

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I just noticed the picture has the camera pointed at the wall with the photo in it…..not sure if fail or inception.

    • Shant1k

      The only problem is he'll get shit for never being at work

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Thought the same thing…maybe it's not his desk though. **troll-face**

      • Toba

        Probably banging on his desk. Don't want that on camera :).

        • I jagged off

          until the place gets robbed, someones gonna be fucked…..
          Not my problem…..

    • MonkeyMadness

      Gee, that's the first time I've seen that today. again.

  • batman

    #15 lol

    • Yep

      That may be the most depressing office I've ever seen. The whole thing is covered in malaise.

  • Guest

    #12 How can someone who works on a space ship hate his job??

  • CapitaBlaster

    #13 thats a strange looking kitchen

    • Shant1k

      She's an archaeologist looking for ancient kitchens, KCCO.

    • Biggus Diccus

      She'd need to be an archaeologist to clean the pile of dishes in my kitchen

  • Craigery

    #18 "Boss asked me to do my job. Fuck me and my first-world problems."

    • Tyler D

      clearly youve never been asked to do something like that

    • Underbaker

      Damn straight, it's cutting into my Chive time!

    • Lisa

      Doesn't make it any less shitty

    • Pade

      you try auditing 7 years worth of financial records in a week then talk about work.

  • Jlee

    Where are you guys at? Print on!

    • Moreno

      Vegas Baby

  • Showtime

    #13 Will have her own post in about a week. Just a prediction.

    • Jamie

      I know. The sad part is she doesn't deserve one. Just because there are pics of a woman doing something with manly clothes on doesn't mean that we now need to see her in a bikini.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Oh god nooo…..it's replicating!

  • A Concerned Chiver

    Dear Chive,

    Please remove the advertisement for the History Channel's terrible attempt at Top Gear. There is, and only ever will be, one Top Gear. It is made by the BBC and viewable in the United States on BBC America or by streaming online. To paraphrase the star of Top Gear UK, Jeremy Clarkson, the people at the History Channel responsible for the travesty that is Top Gear USA "should be executed in front of their families."

    Thank you,
    A Concerned Chiver

    • Jewels

      I couldn't agree more!!! The American Top Gear is such a pathetic and sad mess.

      • Nefaarious

        ya! I watched one episode on youtube, because I had the same car that they were showing, and they beat the shit out of it! in this episode, they had a pontiac fiero, and they filled it with water, and pushed it down a hill to crash into another car WTF?!?

        • hamster

          as a proud American, I hate to say it, but I totally agree that the TGUSA sucks, but I have the ability to change the channel and not watch it.

    • Craigery

      Dear Whiner,

      If you don't like the ads on The Chive, just get AdBlock. Also, the original, and still the best, Top Gear is the Super Nintendo game.

    • Martin McFly

      Without adverts, the Chive ceases to exist. So suck it up and Chive On!

    • dntthnkso

      top gear sucks

    • Chiv3On

      Dear A Concerned Chiver,

      The Top Gear UK sucks just as bad….unless you really enjoy listening to Clarkson whine and moan about why every non-European car sucks.

    • A Concerned Chiver

      Thanks for the support. I know theChive needs to generate revenue, and I don't object to advertising. I know the economics behind the decision to sell ad space. HOWEVER, I am taking issue with advertising for THIS PARTICULAR show. Just one ad that I have an issue with. Not the rest of em. And by the support I see this post generating, I am not alone.

      A Concerned Chiver

  • Gmoney

    #13 Might we mind the gap?

  • Zedhere

    #29 Yeah, dont help , snap a picture… hahaha

    • its_forge

      He's probably napping.

    • Kiledriver

      I told him to take the picture after I made sure I wasn't going to fall to my doom

  • Lefty8

    #5 Written by an angry skinny person. The fat people that enjoy donuts would never write such a terrible thing…

    • Underbaker

      I bet someone ate his lemon cream.

    • Levi

      Funny thing is i'm a fat guy and i wrote it. it was a message for me not to eat a third one.

      • Ha Ha

        You're fat

  • anonymous

    thought #21 said "peach out bitches"

    • Jimbo

      Still thought it did until I read your comment.

  • Mel

    #2 sound be on hump day!

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      This comment is so good, I wish I could see it a second time.

  • Mel

    #2 should be on hump day!

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      AWESOME 😀

  • Takingbackcider

    #24 Return the favor…on his head.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #25 That's fucking awesome!

    • Shawn

      I guess I'm an idiot. I don't get it.

      • Jeff

        we could tell you but that would violate the first rule.

        • Bob

          I thought I knew that name, your comment made it click! LOL

  • BostonChiver


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