Remember when life was easy (30 photos)

  • Iphoneking

    FIRST! Shit, never thought I would manage it

    • Dirk Digler

      you know what. typically I'd thumb this down… but today. Congratulations good sir.

    • MRPOOP


    • OhThankGod

      Oh Thank God, now you can finally die!

    • JJJ

      Serious? There I was, scrolling down to the comments after that fantastic last picture, hoping to see people recognizing how amazing childhood was. And then you come along. Some massive cunt more obsessed with self-aggrandizing then the content of the site. If you are just here for yourself, then fuck the fuck off.

      • Sticky Wickets

        Exactly! Why waste your chance to be first with one word? Iphoneking, you are a loser. But the real loser today is they guy with the first comment on the second page.

      • Pudge

        haha, massive cunt…. well said good sir

  • Iphoneking

    #2 DAMYM, Ya want your puddin' smashed?

    • Edd

      So many Faps….

    • Wark

      I see you prefer the direct approach when it comes to pickup lines.

    • geez

      I have to say, I remember this episode.

  • gmen

    #7 still get them at the bodega

    • dedubs

      i bet kids now have never seen this

      • Masschine

        Saw two kids playing with them over the summer. I couldn't believe how loud they were.

    • Tanto

      I remember before they had to have the colored cap at the end…life saver.

    • rob

      we use them to play Russian Roulette with shots!!!! Best game ever

    • geez

      Just by looking at this picture, I can smell that smell after you pop off a round.

      • dedubs

        ^ win

      • Buford_Justice

        that smell was like cocaine for boys

    • BLTP

      I remember when they were on a roll of paper.

    • MrEff

      I remember these before they had the stupid colored tips, when they looked like real guns. Back when kids were allowed to be kids, play with metal toys, and weren't all tweaked on meds. I miss those days.

    • Pants

      Blue smoke everywhere…

  • reaperMEDIC

    #1 Lol that's because you're a car.

    • Underbaker

      I keep hoping this whole Obama thing is a nightmare that I will soon wake up from, so yes keep the dream alive and let the 1990's be only 10 years ago.

      • its_forge

        Yeah 'cuz the Bush presidency was such a fucking dream

        • thedude325

          Now that you mention it….I havn't been alive long enough to have a president who doesn't royally fuck things up. Clinton, I guess…except the whole impeachment thing

          • itstanrum

            Getting impeached for a blow job, though. The only thing he fucked up was getting caught.

          • its_forge

            The "whole impeachment thing" was not his fault but that of his opposition – most of whom are currently running for President against Obama. You *could* even say Congress was at fault for Bush, since they did pretty much everything they wanted almost the whole time he was in office. He didn't veto one single thing until there was a Democratic majority in the House right near the end of his run – and then the first thing he vetoed was something that would've provided health care for poor kids and cost the taxpayers like, 1/100,000th of what it cost us to be in Iraq for one day.

        • Underbaker

          Guess none of you work in or for the military, democrats and military mean no pay raises (pay cuts in Obama's case), people kicked out (Clinton caused big time reductions getting good people kicked out with 10K in their pocket and no hope of finding a decent job), and yet they still expect us to do the same job the Republicans wanted us to do. Sure Obama pulled out of Iraq, just to put it back in to Afghanistan, hardly any of them troops came home except for their regular turn around. I'm not a political expert but I know what has happened to me over the last 30 years (a retired AF vet and current Army contractor) and who was in office when it happened. If you support the people in and who work for the Military don't vote Democrat.

          • its_forge

            People in the military and their families *do* vote Democrat because they don't like being sent or seeing their family members sent to shitty third-world hellholes to fight wars to secure the profits of corporations. They also don't like being treated like chattel, like when Halliburton took billions to feed our guys in Iraq and fed them rotten garbage. Or when we sent them over there without body armor and in SUVs that were no better armored than that dick who cut me off in traffic this morning. Or when they come home and are told their PTSD is all in their heads and to tough it out. We respect and appreciate your service but no one on Earth needs a multi-trillion-dollar military force right now, and it's stupid for us to keep maintaining one when we have 50 million people living on the streets in danger of starving to death or dying of a disease that could be treated if they were only allowed to see a doctor. Our priorities are for absolute shit right now, we should be worried about our people – not our "military strength," not our banks, not our corporations and not our unbelievably rich people either.

            • Underbaker

              Did you read what I wrote, Obama may have promised to pull us out of Iraq, but all he did was move everyone over to Afghanistan, still as you put it in "shitty third-world hellholes". So we should vote for them because their lies sound better? So you reduce the military and all those people who are kicked out will magically find other jobs or will they join the "50 million people living on the streets in danger of starving to death or dying of disease", because unless they are disabled or served for 20+ years the military don't take care of them once they are out.

              • its_forge

                So you're aware that just because you chose to serve in the military you're not a special little snowflake, right? People are out of work *all over the planet.* Just because you signed a contract with the government to do stuff for them for a few years, that's supposed to mean you have job security? Because of widespread unemployment our tax base is severely limited. Which means the government doesn't have a lot of money. But you're supposed to be guaranteed a job, apparently. Why do you think you're so special? Republicans didn't promise you a fucking rose garden either, so why are you pissed off at the Democrats? Come live with us in reality for a while, you won't like it any better but at least you won't be having so much smoke blown up your ass.

                • Underbaker

                  I was ready to say I am all out of "give a fuck" and you win, but this statement just egged me on a little more. OK the US gov has a soldier they are paying to do stuff, basically anything they tell them to do, so lets fire his ass, put him on welfare and then we can pay him to sit at home to surf the net. End of rant.

                  • its_forge

                    I don't mean to belittle your service, I do appreciate it as everyone should, but the bottom line is that the government is just another employer; is the taxpayer in the business of providing busywork for people just so our unemployment numbers stay low? 'Cuz those Republicans sure do have a big hardon for firing pretty much every *other* kind of government worker, that's for certain – except of course for themselves. They seem to be much more favorable to appointing themselves as royalty and forgetting this whole election by the people thing altogether, really.

                    • Underbaker

                      As I said from the start, I care about what effects me and if you take all the political bullshit and propaganda away what I have left is how well I personally did under past presidents. As a middle class American that has spent all his adult life working for the Government I can say my welfare(health care, taxes,…) and paycheck have always been better during Republican leadership.

          • thedude325

            Amen. Just look at Obama trying to cut our nuclear arms arsenal by 80% and trying to cut military spending. They say active duty soldiers may be cut from the military to fit into Obama's farce of a budget. But yea….maybe the presidents aren't that bad…maybe its the fucking congress, all of whom have held thier seets for like the past 80 fuckin' years. Time to vote 'em out.

            • its_forge

              Um. Why do we need fifty-eight thousand nuclear missiles? Nobody's ever going to use one, so why does anyone even need *one* nuclear warhead? And yes, Congress all suck, get rid of them – unfortunately most of the people who are waiting to take their jobs are stupider, and they're bigger assholes too, if such a thing were even possible.

              • Underbaker

                (sarcasm font on) Why to blow up the killer comet or space aliens that will attack us the day after they are destroyed. Do you watch movies at all? (Sarcasm font off) (Thank God for the Sarcasm Font or people might take that seriously).

              • thedude325

                It's not about intending to use them. Hopefully nobody will ever have to use one again. It's an intimidation factor. Pretty sure by just having them, it's prevented some bad shit from happening. Unfortunately it is necessary because we don't live in a perfect world were everybody really just wants to hold hands and get along. Cold War ring a bell? Yea it's really really fucking stupid, but it is reality. And yea, unfortunately the people who are attracted to power, suck ass, get elected to congress, and then get cozy in washington and lose touch with reality. Seriously, insider trading is legal for congress, but for anyone else its a long jail sentence. Fucking rediculous!

                • its_forge

                  Cold War was over thirty years ago, bro. We don't need to be spending trillions of taxpayer dollars for sixty thousand penises to wave at the rest of the world, so that it scares them into thinking they have to have as many penises as they can get too. It's bullshit. It should stop.

    • Kroc

      95? bout 6 years ago? wait… damn…

      • The_Dood

        All the damn time!

    • mooseknuckle907

      Now that's funneh

    • Groggy

      Same here. It goes for movies and shit as well…movies that came out 10+ years ago I still think of as "new".

    • Nissan Guy

      I still have an '88 CRX I bought in '93.

  • yo yo

    #3 usually meant substitute teacher day

  • 1980forever

    I still think its 1980

  • AssClown

    #3 Nap time!!!
    #11 Touché.

  • acash

    #1 mind blow.

  • ChaseTheWalker

    #1 Still feels like yesterday sometimes…

    • SAul

      f**k Honda Civics. And fuck Jeff Goldbloom man!

  • todrunk2

    Awesome, always love these posts. I agree with #11

    • @bdaley84

      That seems to make a lot more sense now.

  • Robert



    • DonkeyPunch

      Can't miss somethin I still do!

    • hatterstyle

      Did it two weeks ago.

  • Anjin-San

    #1 soooo daaamn truuuue

    • dedubs

      every day day. 1990 is my reference for everything. 1996? that was like 4 years ago. Oh wait…

  • Ned Plimpton

    #3 Except a substitute teacher

    • Ned Plimpton

      Correction… A HOT substitute teacher.

    • Big D

      not in 1959 lol

    • IronEagle119


  • DuckDitch


  • crothel

    #25…let the search begin.

    • Wark

      I've got a few in my fridge… Search over?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      too much work for a lousy pizza.

    • dkptig

      start at every grocery store.. happy hunting!

    • its_forge

      My granddaughter eats those *now.*

  • gmen

    friday came early!!!

    • Aznsupastar

      From the sounds of it, looks like you did as well.

      • FunGus

        Synesthesia much?

  • Aznsupastar

    #25 I don't remember the pizza lunchables being around in the 90's … or am I already senile?!

    • @dustintad

      They were, and they were horrible. I'd kill for one now though…

      • Aznsupastar

        Noted — I must have graduated to making my own peanut butter and banana sandwiches with a capri sun by that point.

        • alex

          hey im in college and I still enjoy lunchables with capri sun



    • Robert




    • Big D

      Isn't that the truth.

      • Big D

        I'm talking about ehat eggo said.

    • WTF

      YUR A DERP

  • StudPhi

    I feel like T.V. shows were so much better in the 90's

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    F YES!
    #18 #20
    MMMMMMMMMMM Sabrina…..

  • Iphoneking

    #20 Sabrina? shit, I woulda rattled her

    • Medium00Rare

      Wasn't Clarissa first? Then Sabrina? 84-86 REPRESENT!

    • Jay

      huge crush on her growing up ever since the Clarissa Explains It All show.

    • witchfucker

      Rattled her? i woulda fucked the shit outta her.

  • ashleyelisa

    #25 The true test: Did it come with a little plastic red stick to spread the sauce?

    • Ivy

      Man, I wish they still put the red stick in them, it is really hard to spread the sauce without it!

      • alex

        I never understood why they got rid of that 😦

        • Zero

          Budget cuts…

    • mhuard5

      What about the bite-size butterfingers or snickers?! Or am I mixing the pizza ones with the nasty ass ham and cheese with crackers lunchables

  • Mr. T

    #11 Of course!

  • Del

    #13 90s porn

    • dkptig

      its so true! up until a certain age VHS tapes meant disney movies and homemade recordings of movies on TV.. but then.. it was porn. no-one had dvd porn when i was in college 10 years ago. now no one has a vhs player.

  • DMAC

    #8 I see Spongebob.

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