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February 14, 2012 |
In: Funny, Holidays, Interesting
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Category: Funny, Holidays, Interesting
Fuck valentine’s day
he day only sucks if you let it bother you. It was the day 5 years ago my life was saved by having a pacemaker planted in my chest
Well, as a single I'm a gonna say fuck Valentine's day. Couples don't need a fucking day to get laid, they just need a room and a lock. Ya don't need ta put everyone else in misery.
F'ing excellent! thanks for the laugh
If you are single on valentines day..just look for someone that looks sad..no other day of the year will it be easier to spot a single person.
#32 the herp
[...] Valentine’s Day sucks, ammirite? (thechive) [...]
Omg valentines day rules. I look for all the couples and ask them if they want me to take pictures for them. When they agree, I steal their iPhone and send pictures of my naked body to their mothers phone number. Happy v day fam!!
I've been married 11 years and I still hate Valentine's Day! My children get all the choclate and treats, pancakes, etc. I get nada!
Kids got candy, wife got flowers, I got…
#22 Couldn't be more right. Fuck this shit.
[...] hits hard to many of us with the constant reminders, such as chocolate and roses, that we are are 100 percent single and alone. If you’re anything like me, you probably also think that Valentine’s Day is nothing [...]
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