Take the polar opposite of the Triforce and what do you get — duckfaces (35 Photos)

  • pufffdragon

    Seriously, why are people still doing this!

    • D Doug

      If they show me your boob and i forgive you

    • Felix

      Maybe because they know they'll get attention. Such as making a Chive post about it.

    • http://twitter.com/timchipp @timchipp

      Part of me thinks half these pictures are joking. Excluding #35, that is, because that one's fairly obvious. If you do it to mock duckface, does it still count as a social faux pas?

    • Mr. H

      shhh shhh my friend… I'll allow duckface #10 and that is it.

  • derp

    I mean…. I'd rather not see those fuglys teeth anyways

  • Ned Plimpton

    #1 Wtf?? She looks like an orangutan!!

    • nuccabay

      the most dangerous animal known to man…

    • joshuajohnathan

      That's one ugly bitch.

  • Lawrence

    #11…. I don't want to live on this planet anymore….

    • TheMoose03

      It's a terrible thing for man to live amongst ducks… And ducklings.

  • Zedhere

    1 duckface to RUIN them all…

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    POW! Right in the kisser.

    • PA Chivette

      Straight to da moon!!!

  • oliver

    i like this men !!! HAHHAHAHAHA

    • http://www.ridpef.org/ fean

      She looks ashamed :p

    • non

      Don't know why but I really wanna rip his head off and drop kick it. Maybe its the sweater vest.

  • misschris

    The weirdest part is, you know they look at the picture right after they take it and pride themselves on being SO cute. No, no it's not. (but you might be if you *smile*)

    • nemesis

      I feel there's a large percentage of people pulling the DF who are doing it ironically.

      • nemesis

        Not that that excuses it. The closest comparison is of course the annexation of the Sudetenland by Nazi Germany prior to WWII.

        "I was just protesting England's annexation of Scotland in 1707 by ironically annexing geographically proximate and ethnically German parts of Czechoslovakia."

        True story.

      • who?

        Haters gonna hate… I never pulled a duckface until I realised how much it pisses people off. Now I do it all the time.

        Muhahahah… quack…

      • Underbaker

        Isn't it ironic how so many people try to be ironic and fail?

        • hello please


    • Eye Spinctor

      I find it ironic how ironuic this ironic-ness-ness is…wow IRONIC…butt hole hare

  • HunterP

    #31: great tits but I can barely see past the terrible ducking!
    #7: please find the redhead in the middle!!!!!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    She was smokin' hot at one time too. What a shame.

    • chrisdg74

      Cocaine's a helluva drug.

    • Ned Plimpton

      Still would.

    • Bouff

      Wow, that dude looks a lot like duckface Lindsay Lohan!

    • http://gfys.com LoganExplosion

      She just looks dirty. Literally, dirty. Someone throw a bucket of water on her, stat!

      • jB!

        I think it's all the shit splatter freckles red heads are notorious for.

    • MJ81

      I find her very attractive for a 45yr old mother of 4.

      Wait she's 25?! Ehm… Then she looks terrible for her age…

    • Cold Streak

      She might as well go into hard core porn. She's finished as a serious actress.

    • realzoo

      That's not duckface…….that's f'd up face!!!

    • MonkeyMadness

      She's just nasty. That's gross!

  • gordo54

    …#19–beyond the duckface… full-blown Canada Goose in the middle…

    • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski


    • 123

      "full blown"…interesting choice of words. I was thinking something along those lines.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Sluts, they're easy to spot in a crowd.

    • um_yeah

      Photoshop….. Someone… anyone??? I see something fun in her future!

    • Kevin

      the one in blue is my favorite. Not a duck face but a SUCK face. Awesome!

    • Gettinready

      replace "u" with "i" and insert.

    • MattDamonFace


    • Biggus Diccus

      Now that's how you smile like a doughnut

      • math wiz

        Looks like Mrs. LOL face

    • MPtouche

      She look hungry someone feed that goose

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Destroying hotness one quack at a time.

    • Woody

      i'd like to fuck that duck

  • KyleGoldstein


    1st Amy Winehouse
    2nd Whitney Houston

    • daveh873

      How about Etta James?

    • Ned Plimpton

      The women you're describing had talent…. Britney Spears would be better.

      • tapsnapornap

        She's not dead…

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      Harsh but true.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm betting she'll be dead before she's 30. What a tragic life.

  • Cowboy

    #19 Only thing she knows how to do except….

  • ChaseTheWalker

    #32 Still would

    • Nope

      Would Not.

    • Ned Plimpton

      She could make that face all she wants while I'm shredding it from the back.

    • Orenthal James

      She looks like one of the hookers from the date Brett Michaels show…

    • monoxxide

      looks to me like she just smelt her own fart

  • Cal1

    # 6, 26 29 GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #7 the brunette find her…I am not asking…

    • BulletproofMonk

      Find the redhead!

      • David Swaim

        I MEAN the brunette

    • david swaim

      I know that right!!! UNREAL!!!!


      • etcrr

        agreed and No Duck Face, the girl has class

    • yoda

      find the brunette you must

  • Woodrowrules

    #6 Douche bag
    #24 NIce DSL's

  • jared

    can these people really look at their past pictures and think, "wow that face I made in those pictures looks so much better than a smile…man I look sexy!" Unforgivable!

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    The ducks called and they are pissed.

  • passwordistaco

    I actually feel sorry for #17

    • Aznsupastar

      That doesn't even look like a duckface… kind of like a leper face or a platypus face.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Kill it before it decides to breed.

  • bless1

    #14- the only thing a duck face is good for is target practice with my cock.

  • etcrr

    Duck Faces, OH God make it stop, it's too painful

  • untamedride

    the only acceptable duck face is Daffy Duck

  • 0_0

    #29 When your date does this… you know its over.

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