Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • Jtrain


  • Vent187


  • TTUdchi

    First! Suck it!

    • P90

      #6 Suck it!

    • Brit Chivette

      Sure! Just say where!

    • Undershooter30

      I'd prefer to suck on the tatas in #44

    • MRPOOP


  • nfloridarednek

    #16 MOAR

    • Weed

      Seems you are a bit cold. Let me warm you up

    • thegoogguy

      I love you!

    • MattKL

      Gotta love the commitment from the Chivettes!

    • Vee

      I second this motion

    • Vic

      #16 best picture all day..

    • Jman

      wow. you know there are also posts called hump day, sexy abs (def want to see that one), mind the gap, etc. you would be great for all of them. maybe not big enough for FLBP but if there was a post for perfect bewbage, you could submit for that too.

    • anon

      ~my right boob hangs lower than my~ left boob~ all the live ~ long~ day~

      • Alan

        want to go out on a date sometime? just curious.

    • Dan

      How about that… TTUdchi get -151 votes for actually being first and nfloridarednek gets +275 votes for being a desperate doucher by asking for MOAR! Pathetic…

      • nfloridarednek

        I'm glad you know all about me from a single word, strange dude from the internets. Me wanting to see beautiful girls does not make me desperate. Are we jealous? I could give 2 shits about being first or what you think. KCCO Dan!

        • http://twitter.com/GermanDoerksen @GermanDoerksen

          I believe it's intranets… or the intrawebs… either way we all know it's the magical IP fairies that keep us KCCO.

          • Zherkof

            No, it's internets… I'm certain nfloridarednek is not on the same LAN as Dan the tool.

    • Matrix19


  • etcrr

    #3 The best bond between a little boy and his dog

    • Boatman


    • ETM

      Ack Ack!

      • tim

        Nice one ETM but everyone who is a Stern fan knows Eric the Actor would never be that nice to a dog.

        • todrunk2

          You mean Eric the Midget.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      that is Lucas & Juno.
      Very touching story http://www.facebook.com/notes/lucas-hembree/the-s

      • Adrian

        I just dropped a few manly tears on my keyboard.

        • Rob

          me too

      • CjNut

        Mrs_Conejo….thank you for an amazing story, what a terrific dog!

    • Bob

      "NO WORDS ARE NEEDED" firstly, why is this capitalised? Secondly, WHY DID THEY PUT FUCKING WORDS UNDERNEATH IT?????

  • Carlos

    my new KCCO shirt is for sell on eBay. I ordered 5.

    • Dalton

      fuck you carlos

    • derp

      learn english

    • SigEpChiver

      Go the fuck back to Mexico and leave the Chive shirts to Americans.


      • SmokeyMcBear

        really… really?

        • SigEpChiver

          Fuck yes really! Taking our jobs and now our chive shirts! That's bullshit, bro! We need to chive together and get these fuckers out of our country.


          • SigEp is for homos

            SigEp is for dick smokers

          • Carlos

            If you actually would have gone to college you would be in the same office as I am. Your nothing but a dbag who has no talent and expect to get paid $25/hr with benefits at any job you apply to.

            • Truth

              Carlos, I hate to break it to you, but if you actually went to college, you would probably know the difference between "your" and "you're."

              That said, milk this "chive on" bitches for all that they've got. Good luck to you and your business!

              • Carlos

                not an english major

                • itstanrum

                  Don't have to be to know basic contractions. This is taught in elementary school.

      • ITS JUST YOU

        I think you meant The Americunt.

      • SigEp is for homos

        Sig Ep Sucks Dick. Fag boy….I bet your moms pussy smells like cold hot dog water and warm water trash

        • SigEpChiver

          LOL! You must be some Sammy fag! We crush you dudes and take all of your pussy!

          Chive on from Columbus!

    • chris

      Oh, so you're one of the dickhead that does that…you suck.

      • Carlos

        don't hate the playaaaaa, hate the game

        • CodeName

          There wouldn't be all these crappy games if it weren't for the "playaaaa"s. So, my hate resides squarely with you. Be responsible for yourself.

          • Carlos

            I am responsible of myself. I bought 5 tees for $23ea.
            sold first one for $55, each shirt will go up in value
            275 – 115 = $160.00 profit just for two minutes of hustling. Yeah this are crappy games

            • Truth

              I applaud you, sir. The only thing I can say is that you should have bought more than five.

            • CodeName

              First of all, you are really overselling yourself calling it hustling. Second, by your logic, profit justifies the means. So, you would think what the banks have done to the world economy is just totally cool? Just hustling? When there is a natural disaster and people charge $20 for a bottle of water, just hustling?
              It is taking advantage of your fellow man. You have added no value to the product you purchased and yet you feel entitled to sell it for more than double the price just because you can. It just isn't an honorable way to deal with people and that is why you are receiving all this hate.

              • Truth

                This isn't selling a bottle of water to a thirsty person, this is selling a stupid t-shirt to a bunch of insecure douchebags who (incorrectly) think that shirt makes them cool. He's not exploiting a need, he is seeing opportunity in stupidity. If you see the "need" for an unoriginal t-shirt as being analogous to gouging thirsty people for water you deserve to get ripped off.

                Play the fuck out of these guys, Carlos.

                • CodeName

                  Mom didn't hug you enough, huh?

                  • Truth

                    I'm not the one crying about a t-shirt.

                • Lotus

                  And the daily Truth bomb has just been dropped. We need more commenters like you to liven up this section.

              • Carlos

                what the hell are you talking about?

            • Carlos

              2nd t-shirt sold for $85.00

              • Truth

                I totally don't mean this in a gay way or anything, but Carlos…I…I think I love you.

        • Sluttypanda

          Yes, we all know you can profit from it, but it's a common courtesy thing. Don't be a fucking tool. I bet you listen to Pitbull

          • Truth

            I bet he voted for Obama to! Him and the rest of the illegals. What a dick!


            • Carlos

              i dont think illegals can vote

              • Truth

                (Dude, it was a joke. I was making fun of the other douchebags.)

    • Joe


    • Seth_Michaels

      Real Chivers don't buy shirts and THEN put them on eBay. What a dick move! True story.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      GTFO!!! and never come back asshat! *soup nazi voice* "No Chive for you!"

    • JAGO

      Your a CUNT!!!!

    • Karma

      Cant the chive see who ordered 5 shirts with the name Carlos and just happen to accidently post his info in one of the next posts??!! Karma will prevail.

      • spliggs

        And what would you do with that info Karma? Stalk him? Hunt him down? Threaten his kids at playschool?!?!!! !!!eleventy!! Won't somebody please think of the t-shirts?!! Oh, the humanity!!

        The market will pay what the market will bear. Keep up the good work, Carlos!

  • AssClown

    #40 Happy birthday to the FACE!!!
    #44 MOAR?!?! Here: http://egotastic.com/2012/02/kate-upton-2012-spor

    • doodles

      #44 WAY too airbrushed. Nothing special in that pic of her.

      • Jred

        agree completely…looks like a painting, not a damn picture.

        • anywho

          i think she's overrated anyway. Plus she's dating a douchebag

          • Mr.Party

            I'd rather buy magazines of The Sexy Chivettes – MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

      • lonin

        She has been abused by photoshop.

      • Frank M

        Her bikini bottom is the size of a Dorito, so I'm gonna say yes!

    • tapsnapornap

      Her left boob seems just a little out of control in a lot of those pics, lol!

  • etcrr

    #48 lucky SOB! Chive On!

    • monstroy

      3 Way

      Your doing it wrong!!!!

      • Jentheoriginal

        bro, your balls just touched my balls.

    • holyshit

      Don't cross the streams!!!

    • Elan

      Lucky for what? It looks like they just took a picture with the stripper they hired. >_>

      • Ned Plimpton

        A HOT stripper…. Doesn't matter, had sex.

      • trollerface.jpg

        still fucking awesome. moar.

      • anon

        yep that is a trash pose if I ever saw one

    • Waldo

      Why are they looking at the camera?

      • kel

        cuz they are awkward basement dwellers

    • Yo Mamma


    • JOHN

      Runnin Train circa 11 minutes. gross

    • Martin

      It's ok if it's in a three way.

    • lonin

      Accidental penis touching?

    • prune

      lol her left hand is inside of him.

  • chrisdg74

    #27 The horrendous grammar prevented me from reading the whole thing.
    Good Lord….

    • Allenavw

      I found myself mentally correcting the grammar and horrible misuse common words in my mind as I read it.

    • Jimmy

      What you have said here is true.

    • corekshun

      Pretty sure they're all translation/spelling errors, not grammar errors.

      Brought to you on behalf of the Grammar Police Police.

    • Murphy, it's you

      I just kept thinking what my feminist wife would think of it. Best keep it quiet.

      • Jentheoriginal

        you have a feminist wife? im sorry, thats terrible.

    • Dano

      foreign language translation.

    • mittens

      Too much Engrish killed it.

    • Scotty

      I managed to look past the fact that there were grammar mistakes, read the whole thing, and thought it funny. My lack of grammar nazism makes me happier. :D

      • Underbaker

        Your mi hero Scotty! Stick it to the grammar police whenever possible. :-)

        • eye uhgry

          fuck the pohlease

    • Obama

      if you seriously have that bad of an attention span that you can't read something with bad grammar that makes you probably more douchey than the idiots who throw gang signs and duck-faces. stop being a fucking tool.

      • Grillionare

        Obama, get off the toolshed

      • mittens

        Run-on sentence, no capitalization, poor structure. Does it suck to not be fluent in your native language?

        • Mittens no brains

          Says the asshole troll, who has nothing note worthy to say, but to criticize others

          • Guest!

            Noteworthy is one word…

        • BaBaracas

          Does it suck to go all grammar nazi on someone and use a split infinitive?

      • Elan

        It's less a case of one's attention span and moreso the fact that writing this poor is an eyesore for the reader, which takes away from the joke.

        • ChelseaRules


          • Elan

            For those curious, you can watch the original video here, oddly lacking foreign accents and bad English:

            Damn image didn't even get the words right. -_-

            • Elan

              Replying to myself 'cause I forgot, but full credit should go to Sam, a few posts down.

      • ObamaDoucheBag

        You can sit back and criticize all you want, cause we know you are a bigger douche bag than he is

      • obama sucks

        have you packed your bags yet?? you know you are about to get the fuck out of the white house right? Oh and tell you ugly ass wife to shut the fuck up!

    • Tomas

      It needs one more frame, with him responding, "Sure! Just so you know, I take lots of milk in my coffee." :p

    • Adrian

      The white text on a light background prevented me from reading the whole thing.

    • User5778

      It's biology impossible to read any of these comments.

    • Jason

      I just assumed it was a direct quote from a TV show or movie. Once I saw the bad grammar, I started reading it in a foreign accent. I'm not sure which, but it made sense.

    • sam

      googled it. it's a skit by a group called "The Kloons" youtube "the kloons" and click "tit for tat" it has NO grammar mistakes plus an extra scene after

      • lonin

        I knew I had seen that before, and it was really well done.

    • my god

      this is why i enjoy not being grammar or spelling smart. didn't even notice it, not sure what im missing and loved every minute of it.

  • jasonsapunka

    #41 Hi there. I really like. umm. Your laundry basket there.

    • Slacker

      Beautiful, we need Moar!

    • http://twitter.com/Jhaddix3 @Jhaddix3

      you have good observation skills sir.

    • Seth_Michaels

      Where as I just think you have an amazing ass…but good for Jason.

    • sean

      What laundry basket?

    • M Squared

      Is that a new innuendo for ass, or am I missing something here?

    • Jason

      Hot girl for sure, but what an unflattering photo. Someone that beautiful needs someone who has at least a little photography skill to take her picture. I volunteer. And I promise I would make sure the background doesn't distract.

      • thatguy

        If you were distracted by anything in the background of that photo I have some news for you…

    • Captain Obvious

      OMG – The outlet next to the sink doesn't have a GFCI.

    • MockingFox

      I literally had to search the picture for a laundry basket

    • notafrigginchiver

      HI Whore.

  • Jlee

    #44 How close are you guys to getting Upton in your offices for a shoot?

    • BillyBob

      Yes she's very attractive, but have you heard her speak? I think I get stupider every time I hear her open her mouth. Brooklyn Decker, way better.

      • Jred

        is it just me or does she remind anyone else of Anna Nicole Smith…especially when she put on that weight a few months back?

        • tim

          She has a nice bod but I will take Marissa Miller any day over Kate Upton

          • FatUpton

            Thank you tim. I'm not saying she is by any means unattractive but compared to 90% of models and I would eve say 75% of chivettes she isn't anything special. Thats just me….and to be honest she was very fat a few months ago.

          • qwert

            who wouldnt want to take marissa miller over kate upton? or the other way around for that matter… wait… you were talking of one on top of the other, weren't you?

    • lonin

      I'd love to see a no photoshop photospread of her. Make it happen chive…good luck.

      • lolol

        i'd like to see her doin any kind of spread..

    • revoltofthepatriots

      Not hating, but Candice Swanepoel makes this chick look like a dog.

      • OnehandJack

        Candice is a ver pretty girl, but jesus she needs to eat.

  • etcrr

    #44 OH My,! Thank you God

    • Jon G

      Yes. The answer is yes.

    • electric boogalo

      The answer is fuck and yeah.

    • Truth

      She is clearly fat…. no, not worthy

      • Slauterhause

        You're clearly drunk.

      • English_Rob

        I don't think fat means what you think it means.

  • VedHead77

    #2 – You just converted Ohio from a flyover state to a motorboating state. Congratulations.

    • Hatetobreakittoyou

      I'm from Ohio and even I think those bitches are ugly.

      • VedHead77

        No one said anything about their faces. I don't motorboat faces.

        • Hatetobreakittoyou

          You got me on that one…

    • Floridian

      Those girls are busted. Fuck Ohio.

    • Just sayin'

      Yeah, the first blonde one is cute but the rest are ugly. This isn't even up for debate.

      • JustsayinUloser

        That's why you will always alone

        • Just sayin'

          I will always what alone? I WILL ALWAYS WHAT ALONE? PLEASE don't keep me in suspense! I HAVE to know what I will always do alone!

    • Tyler Durden

      Yes, Toledo Ohio, where 2 out of every 6 girls are attractive enough to maybe date. I know, I grew up there and left to San Diego California where it's 8 out of every 10.

      • Just sayin'

        Your math sucks. There are six girls in this picture from Toledo and only one of them is dateable. Sorry to have to correct you like that in public, but, you know…

        • JustsayinUloser

          You suck too so what's your real point. The real point is you have nothing noteworthy to ever say except to put others down. Do everyone a favor and troll for sharks

          • Just sayin'

            I don't have anything noteworthy to ever say? You do realize this is just a website that posts pics of cats and sluts in their underwear, right? I didn't realize we were going to be discussing neo-Marxist political philosophy.

    • bewbz

      busted or not, my brother's a chiver and lives in toledo… am I going to have to send him to every star diner sporting his KCCO shirt or does someone have a clue which location this is??

      • Joe

        looks like the one on Alexis, not 100% sure though

    • Dyon

      Really boys, what's the problem here………to much porn and not enough real world upsetting your judgements. Way to harsh with the ugly comments, seriously.

      • Just sayin'

        No, these girls are ugly. It doesn't take more than 15 minutes outside to realize that.

        • Dipshit

          You read too many playboy mags kid, get yourself out of your parents basement

          • Just sayin'

            If you like fat, ugly chicks that's your business. Have at it, man.

    • biggles

      find the one on the left. Blonde!

    • Legion

      Cheerleader effect

  • sheoncebelieved

    #10 I wonder if that's what a direwolf looks like. (instead of a Siberian Husky)

    • MattKL

      Werewolf in disguise.

    • she's a witch!

      professor lupin

    • Carson

      That comment makes me more anxious for the return of Game of Thrones

    • Katie

      Anyone remember Lambert the Sheepish Lion?

    • Danielle

      I feel like direwolves are beefier than that… but besides that, yes!

  • SPZander

    #1 you're doing it right

    • chicago

      climb on. belay on.
      now loose the pants…
      need to look up "rock over climbing" website… now.

    • DtownBrew

      Otherwise, you are stuck.

    • tapsnapornap

      Where is she gonna go next though?

      • bob

        red hold, top left

  • nfloridarednek

    #38…thanks for making my day…again.
    #41 Yes, Yes, yes
    #44 not at all…make her dance!

  • JAGO

    #11 is epic

    • s'true

      Laughed out loud.

    • Tim

      Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrs7Z8FRQeQ. Watch their other vids too….damn fine material

      • Deck

        They're pretty damn hilarious!

    • Not Again

      My son and his friends do this all the time, It's funny how many people stop to check…..

      • Anne

        You son could get killed–a friend got pulled under a car's wheel. It's dangerous and stupid and you should be a more responsible father!!!!!

        • upy3rz

          Got pulled under a car by an imaginary rope? Your friend must be really stupid.

          • Jacksonsonson

            Some kids did that to me once, I thought they had a rope or chain in the road, I floored it deciding that my car is stronger then a couple kids.

          • Casper

            It was an imaginary friend holding the other end of the imaginary rope.

        • david

          your dumb

    • captaindropkick

      # 30 would like to have a word with you

    • Otter

      No it's not. I nearly slammed into the back of another car that he stopped suddenly because some assholes were doing this on a busy road.

  • Burlinator

    #2 Booking my flight to Toledo in 3, 2, 1….

    • JewLover

      you are going to be disappointed

  • theonehodge

    #1 That would be even more impressive between the kitchen counter and the oven…

    • Dalton


    • spicoli

      freaking hilarious. just snorted for the first time ever.

  • Jimmy

    #1 CLIMB THE GAP!!!

  • Nick

    # 44 – uuuhhhhhh yeah, it is

    • cjuncosa

      #44 You're welcome

  • Hunter

    Looks like im going to Star Diner for breakfast Saturday morning.

    • Underbaker

      #2 Let me help you with that, I had to go back and search the pictures to figure out what you was talking about, you don't always see the words the first time through when beautiful ladies are involved.

  • Whoopi_G

    #24 Lock me up, and throw away the key!

    • John

      MOAR Please!!!!

    • Vee

      Probably one of my favorite pictures of all time right there…

    • Derbymon

      Every once n awhile Chive Nails it.

    • eclipze

      A hotter version of Cher Lloyd

    • BarrowsBOY

      The guys in the poster behind her sum up my feelings quite well.

    • Tyler

      i was going to say, anyone see the photobomb? lol

  • zgriffin22

    #1 I'd like a membership please

    • clark

      I'v been there it is in manchester, that girl is in a video on their website

      • ruslruslrusl

        Link please! Must have moar!

        • Megan1984


          • ruslruslrusl

            Who's the douche trolling all my comments? Get a life, twat.

            • Sherry


  • Rose3191

    Taunting a hockey player #39, that's taking your life into your own hands.

    • Mr.Party

      I would gladly pay the Troll Toll to have you on the cover of Sports Illustrated

    • anon

      hooray for old recycled photos!

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