Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Mattas


    • therealguy

      never fails. always some loser posting this crap

      • dedubs

        sometimes it fails, maybe we can help alleviate the problem by just ignoring the fuckers who have nothing interesting to say. Obviously, they know they are going to be thumbed down. For these losers, even negative attention is better than nothin'

        • Whitecox

          He's right, we should just ignore the problem and it would go away. If everyone would just stop commenting to the first post there would be no reason to make the first post, but people keep putting in comments, so the poster has a reason to post. So everyone should just stop wasting their time on commenting on it.

          • Jacksonsonson

            I personally don't see why anyone would ever comment on one of these posts

            • Biggus Diccus

              I agree, WHAT ARE WE THINKING!!

    • c-rizzle

      Start thumbing them up. lets see how it goes.

    • MRPOOP


  • Mattas

    at 3:06 am

  • etcrr

    #24 No finer man than he. Chivalry at it's finest moment R.I.P Mr. Parmenter

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      = True Hero.

      RIP, sir.

      • someguysg

        That man deserves more then this little article.

        • Jay

          Such a shame, someguysg. This guy deserved front page above the fold.

    • wisemx

      Indeed. Salute

    • fayde

      steve needs to go fuck himself and fuck himself hard. Good thing prison will do it for him.

      • JAFitC

        No, it won't. His final act was to kill himself. I know some of the first responders (in this case, campus police) who responded while blood was still flowing from some of his victims. True heroes, every one of them, to rush toward the gunfire, rather than from it.

    • http://albertvoice.com abasulto

      Hero status

    • Si1entStatic

      Man that's tragic. If my loved one gave their life to save mine I'd damn well make sure I honor them by doing the best I can with the life I was given.

      So if she is an ocean science major she better damn well save all the whales to honor his sacrifice.

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      RIP man. You are a true hero.

    • u know im right

      BAMF of the day!

    • Eric

      Horribly sad story but this gives me hope for the world. What a great human being.

    • piamerican

      friend zoned

  • Guest

    #24 is unfathomably tragic.

    • Joe

      Great guys played rugby with him at NIU

    • MattKL

      Just sad, but cool at the same time.

    • James

      couldnt agree more, chivalry isnt dead ๐Ÿ™‚ but also ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • Sigsegv

        Chivelry award to him.

    • dedubs

      Incredible human being. Give everything to protect what you care about.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff


      • Bud

        I was at NIU when this happened. It was crazy. My girlfriend was enrolled in this class that semester and dropped it after a couple weeks. Unbelievable.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Knew a guy that had a similar story. Guy went to mug them and after they gave up their stuff he opened fire on them. He threw himself on top of her when the shots started going off and was shot 7 times, but in his case he amazingly survived. I'm sure they will be together forever.

  • Jcop

    #4 Can the chive make this Flag for me except with Nicholas Cages face in it. It would be greatly appreciated.

    • dbeehner

      Rabbit ears. How Third World. LMFAO

    • rdpre

      How is this any different than the USA?

      • Jeff


      • Catatafish

        how is this anything like the stars and stripes?

    • Buford_Justice
  • real talk


  • aaron

    #12 i'm still arguing WWE (WWF) is real… ๐Ÿ™‚

    • TheMoose03

      You're still losing that argument.

      • aaron

        i know – and it's a sad, sad day..

        • Iphoneking


    • realdeal

      WWF is for kids to entertain .

    • http://twitter.com/PuDUHge @PuDUHge

      this would be insulting if we didn't come to the relization that wrestling is fake, ohhh 20 years ago! Its just entertainment, so get over it haters! WWE fan for life!

      • thedude325


    • Biggus Diccus

      …..real gay

    • Underbaker

      As I like to think of it, the longest running soap opera geared towards men. Not to mention those guys are still athletic as hell even if they don't really hit each other.

      • HUH?

        steroids will do that to you.

        • Underbaker

          Think you confused athletic with muscular, I was talking about how they fly around the ring and take awesome falls. But yeah there is steroids too, image is everything in rassl'n.

  • metalcool36

    #9 That just f'd up my life

    • MFresh

      Wrinkled my brain.

    • oridotan

      It is the new wing at the Museum of Art in Tel-Aviv Israel

      • John Candy

        Thats funny…it doesn't look Druish.

    • Underbaker

      Isn't that Pigpimples, the ultra modern version of Hogwarts?

    • Sodak

      Royal Eyefuck

  • Anonymous

    Is #7 suppose to make you cry? Wtf

  • TheMoose03

    #7 and #24.. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I've got something in my eye guys.

      • Fun_with_Numbrs

        I don"t. Just balling my eyes out.

    • http://twitter.com/CoreyMSimon @CoreyMSimon

      This ruined my day on so many levels.

      • deebz

        bullshit it did, you forgot about it 30 seconds later.

    • Del

      He still has a valentine, he sees her…. Love to the highest degree in both pics…

      • naluukti

        I'll second that motion

    • Jandro

      wtf chive – there is nothing awesome about #4 – my day is ruined and people walked by asking me what was wrong

      • Jandro

        why the fuck is putin on my comment ๐Ÿ˜•

    • amandajean

      I have to re-apply my make up. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • Tan

        Same here, way to make me tear up at work Chive

    • Raymond T

      These 2 post are what LOVE is and should be like. In my opinion…

    • Johnboy

      Possibly two of the saddest things I have ever read

    • panama99

      In 7 the gentleman is still with his wife and that is touching and sad. I have to assume that he will always have a place for her in his heart and his life but ask yourself would he prefer his wife to be alone without him…probably not.

      In 24 the young man most likely reacted instinstively wanting to protect her. Not wanting to sacrifice his life for hers because if that was the case he could have charge directly at the gunman. Now this young lady has to live with survivor's guilt and keep asking why.

      Both stories and touching and show a true sense of love.

    • kodakkid

      people are walking by my office wondering why my eyes are so red.

    • monkeyboyep

      See things like this make me believe in true love. And get things in my eyes… ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    • hmmm

      Why is #7 in the DMA??? This is awesome? :-

      • panama99

        In a sense….yes. It shows the awesomeness of love and devotion a man can still have for his wife even after she passes.

        I think what every one is simply concentrating on is simply the photo of the man sitting alone in the booth. What they are not seeing is the fact that this location is a place of many happy memories for him with his wife. I'm certain he knows that she is gone and misses her terribly but it is possible that this one location does give him a sense of peace.

        If you have lost someone try and remember what brought you happiness when you thought about them, it might have been a location or a certain activity. What do most of you expect this gentleman to do, sit at home all day and cry or mourn for his wife. I am fairly certain that she wouldn't want this for him. He is remembering her and honoring her at the same time. He is not out there chasing other woman, he is acting respectable. It should be a lesson to us all.

    • Theresa

      That just made me so sad! :(( <—super frowny face

    • Julien

      CHIVE! Y U make me cry?!?!

    • Sean

      Chive is not age dependent
      Chive goes beyond the call of duty.

      Posthumously, these are Chivers

    • Radcliffemike

      they are both so very sad because the love they showed for each other. I hope, one day, to be like the old man missing the love of my life after a life filled with happiness and joy. it makes me sad and happy all at the same time. but mostly sad.

    • Hat

      Jesus Christ Chive! I stopped smiling the second that old man picture showed up on my screen and then you hit me with the newspaper? Give me back my happy!

  • Anonymous

    It’s 11 at night!

  • JRGray

    #21 At first glance I thought those were turd-heels. Now I realize what they are. Oops…

    • sandi

      is it a sista giving the bird? still looks like shit to me

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Well that's gonna give a new wrinkle to foot fetish porn


      Take that Society!

  • jay j

    #24- hero

    • LaLakers2408


    • lazidude202

      The world needs more people like him

      • Mrakz0r

        … Dead!?


      • dawgbone

        Be even better if the world needed less guys like him.

  • dahm

    #7 How in the hell is this awesome?

    • Brian

      Maybe he got a free shake?

      • Young Comfy Jones

        keeping to tradition… awesome loyalty

      • Ned Plimpton

        Okay, Brian. That was funny.

    • Epic Beard Man

      It 's tragically awesome.

    • Ched

      Go and get an education. Read the classics, speak and listen to a veteran.

      Do all the things a man should do, and when you have learned what makes a man, a man, you will know the answer to your foolish and stupid query.


      • Plante

        Well said.

      • Guest

        Hear hear! Eloquently put, Ched.

    • dbeehner

      Awesome are all things that move us. Awesome isn't confined to beautiful women, hot guitar licks and 1080s on your snowboard. Awesome is the lump in my throat when I read the caption on this photo and the story of the young man who gave his life to protect his girlfriend. These two men are the definition of not just awesome, but FUCKING AWESOME. Thank you, gentlemen, for your contributions to humanity.

      • Dylan

        Well put.

      • hondo

        Here Here!

      • Mokuseitora

        The person who serves this man should be his valentines… if he continues to honor the memory of his wife by going to a special place where they went every year he should get his meal for free. This is ageless love and FUCKING AWESOME!

      • kodakkid

        really dbeehner I just dry my eyes and you go and make a statement like that to well it up again.

    • SARmedic

      The world wouldn't be such a shit hole if we had more people like #24 and #7 in it. In my book they are beyond awesome and I can only guess you were expecting a crotch into a hand rail from a skateboarding accident as awesome. Next time watch Saving Pvt. Ryan or The Notebook and not Tosh.0.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Aww ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I would be his Valentine. I hate to see people eating alone in a restaurant, I always invite them to join me.

  • http://twitter.com/BenjaminJPG @BenjaminJPG

    #20 FINALLY!!! The solution to awkward shower sex has arrived!

    • Brian

      Yes but I now have to take my Craigslist ad out. I offered to spray couples with a hose while they fuck. What good am I now?

    • Max_Power

      What the hell are they blurring out her ass for? You can't see anything but skin! Bit ridiculous if you ask me

      • MonkeyMadness

        lol I was thinking the same thing. "Wow, thank goodness they blurred out her hiney so I wouldn't see anything!"

    • Edd

      all mens first thought was of surpise buttsecks

      • Underbaker

        I thought of that, then I thought about doing it slip and slide style, that thought ended badly.

    • OnehandJack

      Hate to break it to you gentlemen, but showers like this is what make us obsolete!!! (Unless you are inventive and incorporate it in somehow)

  • nothankyou

    #23 I cannot stop watching it o_o Are those… his balls? WTF. IT looks horribly painful as well, ick.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      What nigga, you ain't never seen a long dick? YOU GON LEARN TODAY! alright alright alriiiiiight

  • Casey

    #7, #24 Dang Chive, why you gotta make me sad?

    • Anon

      yah this was a daily morning sadness ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      Actually it makes happy to know that love is real, loyalty is still fashionable and that there is always someone special that can't be forgotten

  • Drewski

    #12 Hence why Cena SUCKS ASS!!!

    #16 ME TO!!!

    • Rollout25


    • MonkeyMadness


      • Drewski

        @Rollout25 I plan to.

        @MonkeyMadness Thanks for the auto correct Siri

  • mike

    You are a moron and hopefully you aren't able to reproduce!

  • Brian

    #7 #24 What the fuck? If I wanted to feel shitty I'd be in a serious relationship.

    • Ned Plimpton

      Haha, so true!

    • OnehandJack

      This comment made me laugh, thanks!

  • Young Comfy Jones

    #7 #24
    Entire new level of awesomeness…

    • Young Comfy Jones

      meaning awesome loyalty, keeping to tradition…. And the guy saving his girlfriend, awesome of him to do that for her

    • BFM ROCKS!!!

      This is, indeed, sad, but kind of heartening at the same time. This is the true definition of love, and it makes me happy that there are human beings who are still able to feel that and acknowledge that.

      Chive On, good sir! A tip of the hat to ya!

  • CinematicHeart

    #7 and #24 you are killing me!!! my heart hurts!!!

  • pingpong

    do they make one that shoots water up?

    • timmy

      i dont know. but that sides done time for her to roll over

    • tapsnapornap

      At the car wash

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      yeah, it's called a bidet.

    • Prangsta

      Sprinkler in your front yard.

  • Mike

    daily morning sadness, wrestling is fake and that old guy has no valentine, im leaving work early

    • chris

      Yeah, DMA why you so sad today?

    • drwar41

      agreed, i view DMA to be amused and to laugh, not to feel depressed.

  • Smashley

    #7 ='(

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

      Sometimes, I'm not so sure of that.

      I'd have asked the prettiest girl on the staff to sit with him and listen to every single story of his wife that he wanted to share.

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