Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Bill


    • sheratonii


      • Jay T

        News flash,
        Being first will not get you laid.

    • 65massey

      I could have been first but I was trying to figure out the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer. Turns out its just a matter of taste.

    • LuvsHorror

      At what? Horse anal sex?

    • MRPOOP


  • etcrr

    I love #12 This is my life

  • Usoagain

    good morning to you too 🙂

    • mike

      aye carumba!

    • 6655321

      Sweet zombie Jesus!

    • MattKL

      Great thing to wake up to.

      • tralfaz

        Folgers in your cup?

    • wenwillitstop

      God morning Slut.

    • whyme1973

      Oh yeah…I'm up now.

    • This Is Me

      MOHR moar more

    • trollerface.jpg

      i would sooooooo hit that… with a chair. booooooooooooooooom tgif bro. cumshot.

  • Me.

    #2 Pop those and I think you're dead on!

  • gordon

    chilling take on the term "doggie" style

    • ChelseaRules

      Look at that dude's lower back. Does he have two butt cracks?

  • etcrr

    #4 Whoa, easy over please

  • trooperjoe73

    Why the hell am I awake!!!

  • Pedobear.

    #16 Isn't she supposed to be the other way around?

    • Brian

      Not at Vladimir Putin's school for the gifted and talented where its no holds barred for class valedictorian.

    • tralfaz

      Finish Him!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Once there, they NEVER get off your back.

  • Him

    #17 Damnit, I'm that kind of friend..

    • Charlie

      I used to have that kind of friend, now I hardly see him anymore. It's pretty sad.

    • Bob

      And you will become the next Steve Jobs or Bill Gates, while we will become the guys that build your house or sell you your car. Kudos to you. Don't sweat it, I love building houses.

      • Him.

        Gave me wayyy too much credit on that one… I'd say "Most likely to become public masturbator" before a Steve Jobs or Bill Gates figure.

    • Gallus

      I'm that way, too, as are most of my friends. So, when we get together, the roles are reversed. We have happy computer parties. All hail nerds!

    • Underbaker

      I'm betting most of us are, here on TheChive.

  • misainzig

    #13 Fuck that.

    • fed

      good thing i was on the toilet when i saw that

    • J.r

      agreed wholeheartedly!

    • ddd

      that looks mildly irresponsible

    • pinky thumbs


    • TomTheCameraGuy

      I actually gasped when I saw that.

  • Hell yes

    #23 That looks fun 🙂

    • J.r

      more fun then bubble wrap!

    • Elan

      I wish I could be perverted about that, but…

      God, that dress looks like absolute shit. Especially in its unzipped form.

      • Hell yes

        Yes complain, Naked women underneath and you're worried about the dress design…

        • Elan

          A naked woman is underneath every dress she wears, FYI. Doesn't make the dress more or less attractive.

    • nemesis

      mmmm… bacon dress

    • brenthuntley

      I can't imagine how many scratches you would get. fuck zippers

      • Dick Salad

        hold on guys my nipples caught in the zipper

    • asdfg

      #23 ok, now we take it off sloooooowly

    • Underbaker

      I was just hoping I could choose the next zipper to open.

  • etcrr

    #22 He wants to know if Cake is included

  • Gotta Poop

    #29 Challenge Accepted!

    • Turd Furgeson

      That shit is locked down!

      • Gotta Poop

        Presidential Pooper 😀

    • Underbaker

      Even if you climb inside it is going to be a bitch getting that door open.

  • lv2acler8

    #13 you sir.. have got a pair!
    #23 wonder how long that takes to zip up

    • newfie_chiver

      more importantly, how long would it take to un-zip?

  • myself

    #13 Holy shit, I can honestly say I am far too much of a pansy to try that.
    #16 Future in the WWE, looks like a hell of a sleeper.
    #30 Just ruined my day.

  • Jamie

    #30 That is depressing. I could see myself going to kindergarten.

    • Art

      I could see myself being conceived and born…. gross.

    • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/chive-awesomeness-8.jpg redsolocups

      True Story but still one of the best movies ever!

    • Falthor

      well there are older users on here Jamie… I'd be in Grade 2 in 82…

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I could see Myself graduating High School.

    • Tomas

      I saw #30 and just said, "Fuck." :$

    • SamanthaKristal

      Alright! Still wouldn't be alive for 5 more years! I don't feel so old now 😛

    • itscaleb1984

      Just another reminder that I am getting closer and closer to 30… *sighs*

  • moar boar

    #4 Just love these snow pictures. They got some nice humps 🙂 #10 Very cool #27 Hola!

  • Codey

    #23 psst you unzipped the wrong part

  • etcrr

    #14 No, Hell No!

  • sheratonii

    #28 Batman does not eat grass!

    • nananana BATMOOSE!

      BatMoose does . . .DUH!

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #27 – ❤ Good Morning to you too. 😉
    #24 – Want! 🙂


  • Anon

    #27 #4 Doze asses!

    • fapfapfapfapfap

      Those whores.

    • amplidudes

      Big, Bigger, Amerca!

  • No You

    #28 aight.

  • Fromthe808

    Aaaah DMA at 1030 at night makes me happy.

  • Cr0daddy

    ain't nothin lil' about him..

    • Cr0daddy


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