Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • non

    if i owned #10 it would just mean that im never reading them books again. ever.

  • realzoo

    #25……..Awwwwww to cute/funny!
    #27……..Awwwwww yeah!!!!!

    • MonkeyMadness

      *TOO cute/funny

      • Human

        NOT funny.

  • jason

    #14 that is some crazy stuff.. #27 Good morning to you too thanks for the wake-up call #4 reminds me of tahoe early spring miss living there :(

  • MikeBedlam

    #3 I need more lemon Pledge.

    • sheratonii

      Bowser a fuera!

  • Pudge

    #30 yep, makes me feel old too… trippy

  • Curtis K

    You're talking about old, I was born on 1955

    • Pedobear???

      You are probably the oldest Chiver ever.

    • Pudge

      Grandpa Chive

  • sam

    #2 he seems to have his own gravitational force. this is why the balloons are attracted to his.

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  • Rainmaker2112

    #23 WARNING: can be hazardous to your manhood, if caught in a zipper during a quickie! :o

  • maboze1x

    #23 Why stop there?!

  • MattKL

    #9 Wise words from a great man.

    • junior

      I concur…

    • Underbaker

      I like these ones too…
      "I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and prayer that I and this nation should be on the Lords side."
      — Abraham Lincoln

      • F.S.M.

        Uh oh, somebody is getting defensive about their floating bearded wizard in the sky.

        • Underbaker

          Are you seriously replying to posts made 2 1/2 months ago. I just happen to catch this in my junk mail that it was replied to.

  • ChivingSince2008

    Chive, you've already turned DAR into DAPeople posing to get onto The Chive. Now DMA is turning into DMP.

    You're slowly letting success ruin all that made The Chive so good.

  • Ali

    #30 Argh I was born in 82 :(

  • Seldi84

    #4 Now that is commitment to a tan.
    #10 I want that room.
    #27 Now it's a good morning.
    #30 Annnnd now it's ruined. Thanks for making me feel old Chive.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #16 Reason number one for not fighting a girl. They fight like girls!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #21 Not so original. I made a giant fork once, put it in the fork in the road. Within a half hour later, it was gone. Some douchebag decided they wanted it more.

  • Anonymous

    app of the androids

  • G.G.

    #26 makes sense, crack commandment states "never get high on your own supply"

    • quickdraw

      nah, it's just that the pic was taken 6 hours later

  • Noegod

    #9 True Story!

  • Aback2frontwiper

    #29 Well God Bless them putting the porta John by the woods. Now I just need to remember to wipe with the right leaf.

  • coldcanadian

    #4 – '…meanwhile, in Canada'

  • http://twitter.com/tonydeli7 @tonydeli7

    #27 Good morning to you too! :P

    • @tonydeli7

      I just wanna anal rape you bitch thats why am being nice.

  • Biscuit

    5 looks like something from Halo

  • human

    #25 Screw you assholes. Lets put your kids against some predators and record their reactions and laugh at them.

    • kevguy

      I think this is more of a cub meets kitten thing. It's cute and no one got hurt.

    • Chris

      Poor lil fella

  • HillbillyNinja

    # 28 Batwinkle?

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