Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • AllanA

    #27 and a good morning it is….

  • Falthor

    #16 Submission Tournament… Great choke hold (and yes for those of you out there who don't know if applied correctly the "Sleeper" also known as Kata ha-Jime works in under 8 seconds) works even better if you put your knuckles to the back of your opponents head, more leverage.

    • DomyeWest

      Wrong. This is a BJJ grappling tournament, and that is called a rear-naked choke. Its not a fucking sleeper hold. It is a blood choke, and you notice how she has her hooks in? Textbook. Although it woulda worked a little better if she locked up a body triangle

      • Falthor

        uh dude… Kata Ha-Jime MEANS rear Naked Choke. learn your terminology. BJJ is derived from Judo, and this is a variation on the rear naked Choke AKA Kata Ha-Jime. And to take it one step further Where do you think the Sleeper hold came from. As a Practitioner of Judo, Ju-Jitsu, and finally Professional Wrestling I can tell you that Most, if not all, the fake submission holds in Professional wrestling have their roots in Actual Submission holds.

        As an example Kata Ha-Jime in it's original correct form according to the Kodokan in Japan, was not a blood strangulation but a Pain Submission technique by using the point of your wrist and digging into the trachea. the Blood Submission version came about as a way to teach inexperienced people how to properly perform the hold without risking injury. As an unfortunate side affect the hold is widely recognized as a Blood strangulation, and not a pain submission. Remember the roots of the art of BJJ is Judo, not the other way around.

        The only thing I got wrong here was mistaking this for a BJJ tournament. I was under the impression that the regulations had to be one blue Gi and one white Gi both for judo and BJJ.

      • Falthor

        as well a leg triangle would be good for immobilizing your opponent and further trapping them into the hold, not making the actual blood strangulation technique any better or more effective.

        I do agree though if she had a body triangle this kids would have either been out faster (nowhere to go/turn to relieve the pressure) or tapped out.

        Try Knuckles to the back of the head next time you apply this, trust me. you get a little more leverage, and you get an added pain stimulant as well… I'm pretty sure Knuckles out to the back of the head is now Illegal in Judo Competition for the same reason this hold is taught as a blood strangulation first anf a pain submission second.

        • Skedaddle

          A taser would work best.

  • Another chiver

    good morning, brightend my morning

  • Kyle429

    #3 Who else read that in her voice? Anyone? Just me? Okay.jpg

    #27 Well good morning to you too.

  • DOit

    #4 Meanwhile in Canada…


    #3 That's some funny shit!!

  • Gallus

    #10 – I have vertigo, so I couldn't live with that set up. But it sure is purdy to look at.

    #14 – Okay, sweet dreams. But I still want to know what the hell you do if you have to take a crap.

    #24 – Someone really needs to tell these folks that the world's ocean levels are rising.

  • Kris

    #3 Hate to be "that guy", but if you're referencing location you should use the verb "estar", as in "Mr. Princess no esta here."

  • phydor

    #17 what if all your friends are that friend? sigh. forever alone

  • Aaron

    Aw I feel bad for the bear in #25.

  • Monkaay

    #27 You turned my morning from a crappy one to a great one. KCCO!

  • stuf


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    To address a few comments by users.

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  • Katie

    #21 Westport, Mass !!

  • Doobsy

    I bet that can shit…. Wow

  • Jody

    #25 You have to wonder why the animals are so damn scared.

  • http://togtfo.com Don

    Everyone else is probably on their cell phone…no big deal.

  • junior

    # 9 A chive religious post I can get behind…see we not that far apart after all

  • junior

    #9, sorry about the space

  • Skedaddle

    #27 the best mornings start with a good spanking and you’re ready.

  • Hiro

    #25 Well that's my daily dose of adorable for today

  • IceColdBuddha


    Ms. New Booty!

  • justin alec

    #8 fuck yeah

  • Bob

    #4…Dumb girls, why bother digging?? Just lay out in the snow, pfft, dumbies.
    #10…That makes my brain-dick hard.
    #17…Maybe The other person is a room mate, and she's trying to syudy, and the room mate brought all the friends over to hang out. You ever think that guy is "that kind of friend"?? No, you didn't. Dick.

  • Nicnac

    I hope #10 isn't in an earthquake zone…

  • CaptainStag

    #27 moooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!11

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