Irony at its finest (21 Photos)

  • kasshead

    fapper. tehe.

    • bananah

      well she is kinda hot

      • dedubs

        even hotter in the rest of the episode

    • GernBlansten

      Louis CK is a genius.

      She reminds me of Heather Graham in a dirty, dirty kind of way.

      • qwert

        thats the only way i think of heather graham…

  • rita bandita

    most congressional members should heed #17-

    • Mikeyd

      Aren't the people in congress voted in based on their opinions?

      • I like contraception

        actually dumb fuck, they're elected to represent the opinions of their constituents-

        • Kris

          … and they convince us that they're right for the job by telling us that their opinions match ours. Dumb fuck.

          • ernie banks

            and look how well that turned out bitch-

            • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

              Stick to one call name, and try not to act like an ignoramus when someone criticizes your beliefs/opinions.

    • JOHN

      surely you refer to the the senate

    • lkjsadfh

      That's just your opinion lady.

  • bobby b


  • Mathias

    #3 was just challenging fate..

    • glenda

      Haha yeah nothing ironic about that

    • whos.mike

      I am from there and never ever did I see this place. I would have eaten there, I am a 293 lb bodybuilder.

      • jasgat66

        ……Sure Mike

      • just the facts

        hey mike, you spelled "fat homo" wrong

    • Sluttypanda

      saw this on Man vs. Food awhile ago…totally (looks like it's) worth it. Their shit looks absolutely delicious and they hire smoking hot "nurse" waitresses. Honestly, the ideal place to have a heart attack if I had to choose

    • jealous monkey

      The "unique special sauce" being death, of course.

  • I like contraception

    Santorum is a mega douche and if you disagree I have bad news 4 u…you're also a mega douche-

    • just_some_guy

      What does politics have to do with any of this?

    • oh4fuckssake

      while you are correct, I'm not sure this is the best forum…….

    • GernBlansten

      While I too support contraception, I am more inclined to support post partum abortion.

    • Johnny Carson

      Please refer to #17 then suck on a dick

      • I like contraception


        • bseay

          I wish your parents had used contraception!!!!!!!!!! cunt

    • bseay

      you are an idiot, nobody is taking away your contraception, just one question WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU GET IT ON MY TAX DOLLARS??? Get a fucking job and buy it yourself fucktard!

      • ernie banks

        would u rather your tax dollars went to contraception for those who cant afford it or the millions more it costs in welfare for their would-be born children?

      • its_forge

        Why? 'Cuz if everybody puts in a few bucks the total cost is a tiny fraction, is why. And the alternative, being up to our asses in poor kids that weren't wanted in the first place, is not an alternative at all.

    • kidn

      americans are fucking idiots.

      • FLA

        without americans there wouldn't be a chive

  • sheoncebelieved

    #17 like every liberal out there……
    did you know….Facts to a Liberal is like Kryptonite to Superman.

    • just_some_guy

      And again–what does politics have to do with any of this?

    • TSM

      Look at that, a right-winger regurgitating nonsense he got from a radio host or conservative website — who'da thunk it?

    • JDB

      HAHAHAHA, Really. I guess your right if you use right-wing logic. He who screams the loudest is correct.

    • chris

      So does that mean Conservatives are like Lex Luthor. Yep rich white guys haha sorry I couldn't help myself

    • @McBeastie666


    • its_forge

      And you know this woman is liberal exactly how? Schmuck?

      • FLA

        You can tell she's a liberal because what smart human being would create a sign like that?

        • its_forge

          Yeah, if she were a proper Conservative it would say something like "Keep ur goverment hands of my Medicare" or "Where's the birth certificate" or "The tree of liberty must be periodically watered with the blood of tyrants" and a picture of an AK-47. Were you born this stupid or did you inhale a lot of exhaust fumes as a kid?

  • echogeo

    I, for one, thank you.

    • GernBlansten


      • dedubs

        animals eating… the people?

        • Duh

          animals eat tasty people

          • GernBlansten

            Give that poster a cigar

  • xaqdank


    Anyone have thoughts of fapping to Ms Fapper?

    • AssClown

      That's fake (This is from his show Louie episode "Come on, God".):

      • MattKL

        Already did.

      • 6_Crack_rocks

        why is the vid backwards?

        • The_Dood

          To avoid copyright issues.

        • Bobby Mac

          They recorded it from behind

      • its_forge

        And the cutie's name is Liz Holtan. You're all welcome, enjoy your fapping = )

      • redsolocups


    • Salad Dick

      Thoughts? Who actually has to think about fapping? You're either fapping or you're sleeping. Do you have any thoughts about breathing while your breathing?

      • breathing sucks

        thanks now i'm thinking about breathing, thanks ass twat

    • faptastic


    • RayBoogs

      She looks like one annoying bitch.

  • jammasterB

    #21 that's a damn shame

    • Wino

      That is from Louis. Not real

  • Falthor

    #20 Windsor Ontario Canada RepresenT! although in all truth neither the Baskin Robbins nor the Weight Watchers are there anymore… they moved across the parking lot to a new location. Not sure if they are side by side anymore.

    • KCCOJT

      Which was in the same plaza as a taco bell.

    • amrith777

      Best example I ever saw of such irony was in Pittsboro,NC where there is an AA Meeting and on one side is an ABC Liquor Store (county regulated) and on the other side,a graveyard.

    • Falthor

      The Taco Bell is gone but there is an A&W there now.

      • jklove

        taco bell is next to the a&w

        • Falthor

          see I don't even pay attention when i drive by there anymore… and I LIKE taco bell.

  • MKE Chiver

    Bacon…rashes? I'm in!

  • dkptig

    and before its said 100 times, we know, not many of these are actually 'ironic'. these guys make a humor site, lets not try and take things too seriously ok, pedants and/or retards?

    • GernBlansten

      +1 for using Pedant in a sentence

      • truth

        +1 because of your Clint Eastwood avatar.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Ironily i find your remark humorless and too serious

  • Anonymous

    Fuuuu. Fuuurrrrhh. fffirsstttt. First!!!

  • Brian


    Doesn't matter. Fapped to her.

    • redsolocups


  • pat

    #21 with those pursed lips, totally down with bjs.

  • Cameron

    We are all aware that #21 is from "Louie" and not real, right?

    • Anonymous

      and that the character was named Farber, not Fapper

    • MattKL

      Nope, went right by us.

    • bananah

      shut up you're ruining my special moment!

  • Chive On!

    The slowest growing finger nail on the human hand is the thumb nail and the fastest growing is the middle finger nail.

  • dbsnydes

    #2 timestamp: 2:30

  • flo rida

    #21 is not real, its from a TV show

  • chicago

    #3 if you're gonna go, go with a smile…

  • newscot

    #2 Must be in hour 6…

  • Readybeeill

    #3 isn't Irony at all. You would expect someone to have a heart attack at the heart attack grill.

    • Master_Rahl

      good call. they're just backing up what's advertised in the name of the place… and the burger the dude ate. No false advertising here!

      • Elan

        Oddly, that left me wondering if they posted the article on their window or something with a sign that says "See? We told ya!"

        Sort of like a challenge for other people to try.

    • JOHN

      Some "consumer advocacy" group sent the owner of the place a cease and desist letter claiming "Moral bankruptcy" wanting him to close the place. Keep your moral illegitimacy out of my decisions cock smokers.

    • Rhayzor

      I've eaten at the original in Chandler, AZ. Nothing fancy, but the burgers are stacked high, and the fries are cooked in real lard. The waitresses are hot with nice short skirts. Between the caloric intake and the high blood pressure from the view, I'm surprised it took this long…

  • Chris M

    #21 is actually from a skit by Lewis CK, and in the original her name wasn't Fapper, it was Farber.

    Show Lewis a little respect.

    • Readybeeill

      How about you show Louis C.K some respect and stop giving credit to this Lewis guy.

    • Tebow

      You show him respect by spelling his name right!!! Louis CK!

    • The J

      With the role of Farber played by an attractive, but very bad actress.

    • Craigery

      Is that the "bag of dicks" episode?

  • MattKL

    #8 Nailed it.

    • Bill Clinton

      I nailed your mother last night. She was kinda cold though.

  • ChriX

    The ironing is delicious

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