She reminds me of Heather Graham in a dirty, dirty kind of way.
qwert
thats the only way i think of heather graham…
rita bandita
most congressional members should heed #17-
Mikeyd
Aren't the people in congress voted in based on their opinions?
I like contraception
actually dumb fuck, they're elected to represent the opinions of their constituents-
Kris
… and they convince us that they're right for the job by telling us that their opinions match ours. Dumb fuck.
ernie banks
and look how well that turned out bitch-
THIS IS MADNESS!!!
Stick to one call name, and try not to act like an ignoramus when someone criticizes your beliefs/opinions.
JOHN
surely you refer to the the senate
lkjsadfh
That's just your opinion lady.
bobby b
first
Mathias
#3 was just challenging fate..
glenda
Haha yeah nothing ironic about that
whos.mike
I am from there and never ever did I see this place. I would have eaten there, I am a 293 lb bodybuilder.
jasgat66
……Sure Mike
just the facts
hey mike, you spelled "fat homo" wrong
Sluttypanda
saw this on Man vs. Food awhile ago…totally (looks like it's) worth it. Their shit looks absolutely delicious and they hire smoking hot "nurse" waitresses. Honestly, the ideal place to have a heart attack if I had to choose
jealous monkey
The "unique special sauce" being death, of course.
I like contraception
Santorum is a mega douche and if you disagree I have bad news 4 u…you're also a mega douche-
just_some_guy
What does politics have to do with any of this?
oh4fuckssake
while you are correct, I'm not sure this is the best forum…….
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten
While I too support contraception, I am more inclined to support post partum abortion.
Johnny Carson
Please refer to #17 then suck on a dick
I like contraception
loser!
bseay
I wish your parents had used contraception!!!!!!!!!! cunt
bseay
you are an idiot, nobody is taking away your contraception, just one question WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU GET IT ON MY TAX DOLLARS??? Get a fucking job and buy it yourself fucktard!
ernie banks
would u rather your tax dollars went to contraception for those who cant afford it or the millions more it costs in welfare for their would-be born children?
its_forge
Why? 'Cuz if everybody puts in a few bucks the total cost is a tiny fraction, is why. And the alternative, being up to our asses in poor kids that weren't wanted in the first place, is not an alternative at all.
kidn
americans are fucking idiots.
FLA
without americans there wouldn't be a chive
sheoncebelieved
#17 like every liberal out there……
did you know….Facts to a Liberal is like Kryptonite to Superman.
just_some_guy
And again–what does politics have to do with any of this?
TSM
Look at that, a right-winger regurgitating nonsense he got from a radio host or conservative website — who'da thunk it?
JDB
HAHAHAHA, Really. I guess your right if you use right-wing logic. He who screams the loudest is correct.
chris
So does that mean Conservatives are like Lex Luthor. Yep rich white guys haha sorry I couldn't help myself
http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666
douche
its_forge
And you know this woman is liberal exactly how? Schmuck?
FLA
You can tell she's a liberal because what smart human being would create a sign like that?
its_forge
Yeah, if she were a proper Conservative it would say something like "Keep ur goverment hands of my Medicare" or "Where's the birth certificate" or "The tree of liberty must be periodically watered with the blood of tyrants" and a picture of an AK-47. Were you born this stupid or did you inhale a lot of exhaust fumes as a kid?
http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo
#5
I, for one, thank you.
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten
AETP
dedubs
animals eating… the people?
Duh
animals eat tasty people
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten
Give that poster a cigar
xaqdank
#21
Anyone have thoughts of fapping to Ms Fapper?
AssClown
That's fake (This is from his show Louie episode "Come on, God".):
MattKL
Already did.
6_Crack_rocks
why is the vid backwards?
The_Dood
To avoid copyright issues.
Bobby Mac
They recorded it from behind
its_forge
And the cutie's name is Liz Holtan. You're all welcome, enjoy your fapping = )
Thoughts? Who actually has to think about fapping? You're either fapping or you're sleeping. Do you have any thoughts about breathing while your breathing?
breathing sucks
thanks now i'm thinking about breathing, thanks ass twat
faptastic
DEF. FAPPING!
RayBoogs
She looks like one annoying bitch.
jammasterB
#21 that's a damn shame
Wino
That is from Louis. Not real
Falthor
#20 Windsor Ontario Canada RepresenT! although in all truth neither the Baskin Robbins nor the Weight Watchers are there anymore… they moved across the parking lot to a new location. Not sure if they are side by side anymore.
KCCOJT
Which was in the same plaza as a taco bell.
amrith777
Best example I ever saw of such irony was in Pittsboro,NC where there is an AA Meeting and on one side is an ABC Liquor Store (county regulated) and on the other side,a graveyard.
Falthor
The Taco Bell is gone but there is an A&W there now.
jklove
taco bell is next to the a&w
Falthor
see I don't even pay attention when i drive by there anymore… and I LIKE taco bell.
MKE Chiver
Bacon…rashes? I'm in!
dkptig
and before its said 100 times, we know, not many of these are actually 'ironic'. these guys make a humor site, lets not try and take things too seriously ok, pedants and/or retards?
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten
+1 for using Pedant in a sentence
truth
+1 because of your Clint Eastwood avatar.
A BiPolar Guy
Ironily i find your remark humorless and too serious
#21 with those pursed lips, totally down with bjs.
Cameron
We are all aware that #21 is from "Louie" and not real, right?
Anonymous
and that the character was named Farber, not Fapper
MattKL
Nope, went right by us.
bananah
shut up you're ruining my special moment!
Chive On!
The slowest growing finger nail on the human hand is the thumb nail and the fastest growing is the middle finger nail.
dbsnydes
#2 timestamp: 2:30
flo rida
#21 is not real, its from a TV show
chicago
#3 if you're gonna go, go with a smile…
newscot
#2 Must be in hour 6…
http://www.2guyswalkintoabar.com Readybeeill
#3 isn't Irony at all. You would expect someone to have a heart attack at the heart attack grill.
Master_Rahl
good call. they're just backing up what's advertised in the name of the place… and the burger the dude ate. No false advertising here!
Elan
Oddly, that left me wondering if they posted the article on their window or something with a sign that says "See? We told ya!"
Sort of like a challenge for other people to try.
JOHN
Some "consumer advocacy" group sent the owner of the place a cease and desist letter claiming "Moral bankruptcy" wanting him to close the place. Keep your moral illegitimacy out of my decisions cock smokers.
Rhayzor
I've eaten at the original in Chandler, AZ. Nothing fancy, but the burgers are stacked high, and the fries are cooked in real lard. The waitresses are hot with nice short skirts. Between the caloric intake and the high blood pressure from the view, I'm surprised it took this long…
Chris M
#21 is actually from a skit by Lewis CK, and in the original her name wasn't Fapper, it was Farber.
Show Lewis a little respect.
http://www.2guyswalkintoabar.com Readybeeill
How about you show Louis C.K some respect and stop giving credit to this Lewis guy.
Tebow
You show him respect by spelling his name right!!! Louis CK!
The J
With the role of Farber played by an attractive, but very bad actress.
Craigery
Is that the "bag of dicks" episode?
MattKL
#8 Nailed it.
Bill Clinton
I nailed your mother last night. She was kinda cold though.
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