Jealous acrobatic monkey proves that he is the alpha male (Video)

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told this guy the alpha male monkey noticed him the second he walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by other tall males. So she told him to go stand by the window and turn his back on the monkey to see what happened….

  • um_yeah

    Like a boss

    • r@f

      Dayum, if there was no glass, monkey got his ass right on target.
      Monkey tryin to prove the whole alpha male shit.

    • Caity

      Was not expecting it to come at the glass lmao.

  • ???

    ahhhhhh

  • Jason

    crazy monkey!

  • Carlos

    monkey ninja

  • Chivette11

    Can you imagine if the glass wasn’t there? Don’t fuck with monkeys haha.

  • asshole

    thats racist!!!!!!!!

    • biggles

      nawwww

      that's racissssss

  • Kanye

    That shit Cray…. ain't it Jay?

    • Atom819

      WHAT SHE ORDER?

      • BigRick69

        FISH FILLET

        • this ol thang

          yo whip so cold

    • West

      This ol THANG

  • Heinrick

    Gonna go spider monkey on your ass!!

    • uncool_dude

      Talladega nights reference?

    • Logan O.

      the proper quote is "im gunna come at you like a spider monkey"…… just saying…

    • Roger

      xept, I think that's a Gibbon

      but, lol, nice Talledega Nights Reference.

  • Booya

    Fiest!

  • sss

    spider monkey

  • J PoP

    Couldn't they of stopped the video just before the stupid kid starts crying???

    • Boozer

      Nobody will know it's you. Chill out.

    • BigRick69

      Couldn't they *have* stopped. Couldn't they of stopped? what the hell could that possibly mean?

      • Cantaloupe

        Weird how you figured out exactly what it meant, then asked what it meant.

        • BigRick69

          I knew what he meant to say, but I didn't know what he said meant.

    • Dan

      That was the funniest part…

  • Dan

    gibbons aren't monkeys

    • BigRick69

      He is correct, they are apes, which are more social and intelligent than monkeys. Apes = chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans, humans. Monkeys = lemurs, marmosets, capuchins.

      • Mike

        You're a monkey.

        • BigRick69

          No, i'm an ape. Come on guys lets be serious. We've been over this a million times it seems.

      • dcl

      • Dfangu

        lemurs aren't monkeys, they're lemurs… they are primates though

    • Realzoo

      Thanks Dr. Doolittle!

  • racism is funny

    this is in good taste. therefore i will thumbs up this even tho many people have no sense of humor.

    • andfukyamoms

      how in the world is that in good taste

  • nick

    That’s a bad ass monkey haha. I was like oh that’s ….OOOHHHH SHIT

  • AllanA

    "Laugh now, one day they'll rule the world…."

    • bananah

      everyone know it will be ants who will rule the world, not apes.

    • Bill Clinton

      like obama?

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    Crazy monkey is crazy

  • CrimzenSymphony

    This is just plain fantastic… Parkour fans, meet your god.

    • Black6dog

      Noob, seen better

  • cashmoney

    he was trying to kill that man

    • CaptainInsano

      Not sure if you're being serious, but the monkey is smart enough to know he wouldn't kill him..

      • Otter

        Maybe, but the monkey was clearing going to jump on the guy's back. I doubt he wanted to give him a hug.

  • Mr Turtle

    da fuck did i just watch?!

    • andfukyamoms

      something awesome

  • Jaba

    Gibbons are bad ass.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    No tail = not monkey. Ape.

    Chive crew, maybe post an early DAR and quit for the day? Just not feeling too Chive-tastic with the day's post so far….

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    • Van

      let's see your website do better.

    • deisel

      Shutup you douce

  • luckyB

    HAHAHAHAHAAAA holy shit that was awesome….

  • Kevin

    Shaddup Dan with the “gibbons aren’t monkeys” corrective statement bullshit. Even if gibbons aren’t monkeys, you are a twit.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    did anyone else want or expect him to throw shit at the window?

  • Kevin

    Same for GernBlansten. U 2 R twit.

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