No need for hair transplants when you can just have it tattooed on, right? (4 Photos)

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  • 6_Crack_rocks

    odd but it works. glad i have lots of hair

    • Chivacy Please

      Best idea since "Permanent Makeup" – women are tattooing on makeup….dumb!!

    • James

      This actually looks legit… Not Bad

  • Felcus

    Or you could go to a local reputable tattoo parlor?

    • BentWrenches

      And save probably $2500.00

    • Emzilla

      Still a rough grand, though… right?

    • ZachBob

      Well, the way they make it sound, is that this procedure makes the new "hair" actually look and feel like real hair. So a tattoo parlor won't exactly get you the desired effect. Although, it'll be way cheaper.

    • Rosco

      He should definitely get it tattooed. Otherwise, when he's stealing stuff, running, and sweating, he'd look like a Kardashian in a rain storm.

  • Avon

    Probably only looks good from far away.

    • Corbett

      The pictures are close-ups.

      • Buttsecks

        Don't bring logic and reason into this.

    • Trent

      It probably looks better from far away. Also, you are an r-tard.

  • Falthor

    now that is a different way to solve the problem

  • Pin

    Hope he doesn't turn gray!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Haha good point!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Excellent point! I was actually considering it until I read your post!

    • Lupus

      Hahahahahahahah i seriously laughed when i read this……..they came up with a great idea but never considered doing pros and cons. ROFLMAOPIMP!!!

  • nate

    A cure for my alopecia.

    • Karen

      But not for mine! Us girls have to think of other alternatives… =(

  • Anonymous

    That’s actually borderline genius! I like it.

  • vegas shooby doo

    WTF some people just do dump shit…

    • the_real_Mike

      And some people can't spell.

      • vegas shooby doo

        thank's for spell checking my shit..bitch

        • omerta)

          should have it checked for nuts and corn too

          • boobman


          • Hairy Assnipple

            …and semen.

        • Boom

          Guess next time you'll spell check yourself before calling people dumb?

        • @McBeastie666

          no need for the apostrophe in "thanks"……………………………bitch.

        • Curt


          • vegas shooby doo

            hahah fuckers u mad

            • Abby Normal

              hahaha fuckers, you are mad. or abbreviated (you're)

            • Buttsecks

              "Hahah, I am stupid, You mad?" Is the correct sentence.

          • huy

            Maybe he meant to say "thank is". Duh.

            • Shanks

              Or, castrate me and never let me reproduce. Which would hereby stop the re-population of idiocy in the world.

              • Emzilla

                WOOO!! FLAME CHAIN! ❤ CHIVE ON BABYYY!

  • GoForth

    Just wax that shit and let it shine!

  • AmBush_Steve

    Age with dignity guys. No more of this crap or comb-overs. Embrace your baldness.

    You're not fooling anyone.

    • Lil John

      Went skin at 37 y/o. Should have done it ten years ago!

      • Fish On

        Right there with you. I'd rather be the "Bald Guy" than the "Balding Guy."

        • Bored

          Shaved mine off 20 years ago. I wouldn't have hair on my head again to save my life. 😉

        • cdmphy

          I'd rather have none than any. My hair wasn't ever that good. But I actually have a decent head shape for shaving. Now if I could shave the face 😀

          • Albus Q

            i knew when I was 12 I was going to go bald. Wore it long until it started thinning then off it came. Keep it shaved and shiny now unless I'm feeling lazy.

            • Steveo

              And then there's guys like me whose head looks weird shaved. Tried it once and the wife "ewwwww" after taking the #1 buzzer to me. So I wear a ball cap way too much.

    • Lytso

      Never understood why people would do the comb-over or the horseshoe. Just shave it slick, looks dignified, easy maintenance. Hell I have no signs of balding and I'd shave mine if my wife would let me.

    • Anon

      Bruce Willis and Sir Patrick Stewart , your baldness shame is invalid.

    • Twigfinger

      Never underestimate the power of self denial.

    • mina

      psshh its sexy anyway.

  • Jon

    no more need for my merkin

    • GernBlansten

      I know at least half the people who read this had to look that up.

      And there is no way in hell I would go this route for that particular application…..

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        Cause I'm a Tool fan, I knew what it was. Maynard has his own wine label called Merkin Vineyards haha

    • JDB

      Merkin, Nice.

      • Scuba Steve

        One of those that had to look it up… Interesting.
        "Merkin (first use 1617)[1] is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women."

    • Force Kin

      so your pubic area is bald ….. what the hell

  • Anony

    Or you can stick with what he did originally and us a sharpie…?

  • Brian

    And what happens when the rest of the hair starts to go and he ends up with a faux hair island?

    • OnehandJack

      He can have an old sea map tattooed around it with the words Fantasy Island over it.

    • c-rizzle

      more tattoo?

  • Jake

    Seems legit….going bald sucks donkey balls, I started loosing it when I was 17 so I can definitely understand the desperation.

    • Brian


      • bananah

        this is wrong, but I laugh at you laughing 😀 Damn, i'm 20 and slowly getting that Nicholas' Cage forehead myself… 😀 Still, funny!

    • @DaveBcore

      Yea man been bald since 25…although I've come to embrace it. Chicks dig the clean look…just have to exude confidence

  • Matt

    I would think up close it would be noticeable that no hair is there

    • NickCaged

      You don't say?!?!?

  • tflo

    worth what? i feel like any a-hole with tattoo gun could bang out one of these for 300 beans

  • tapsnapornap

    I already have that particular hairdo

  • Ned Flanders

    I am going bald and don't give a damn… Suck it up and stop being so concerned about your image…

    • jjjmc

      You secretly hate yourself, don't you?

  • Brother Maynard

    Fucking stupid.

  • Maxwell

    They are completely two different people in the last before and after shot…

    • Otter

      Look at the ears.

    • Wilbur

      You can't be serious.

  • Jack

    Screw that, go with the flames like Bam Bam Bigelow

    • boobie

      May he R.I.P.

  • JettisonX

    If I was balding, I would look into it for sure…..

  • zyxxyz

    Not really any better than Ron Popeil's bald spot spray paint.

    • BentWrenches


  • MattKL

    Just suck it up and go bald anyway.

    • Bill Clinton

      suck up my cum after i nut on your face MattKL.

  • ksdgjf

    pretty cool

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