A Daily Morning Awesomeness Worthy of the Presidents (30 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #13 good morning to you too thanks for sharing you woke me right up

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      butt kisser

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        First post hijacker!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Simon

          Hey Paula, I think that stuf has stolen your crown as head troll.


          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Crown? I must have missed that.
            Oh and that's not trolling…

            – the one you love to hate

    • bseay

      do you really think that kissing ass whilst sitting in your moms basement sniffing your sisters panties is going to get you laid?

  • Jeremy

    Lol at want

    • cld

      lol I seen that guy n his tiger on my rearview mirror last week………Chive on from Dubai #5

      • AWEN

        nah u didnt

        • cld

          n u would know

  • etcrr

    #17 Now that's awesome WANT!

    • stumeister

      Too sick !

      • FeloniousFish

        NEED AND WANT!

        • BloodScrubber

          Gotta admit, thats pretty dam cool. B)

  • mike

    #13, best alarm clock ever!!!! morning!!!

  • aaron

    #2 great fathering role model and….good morning to you too, madam #13

  • unko

    great start to a great day

  • mike

    #9 scared the Sh!t out of me!!

    • whyme1973

      Slightly north of creepy as hell.

    • dbeehner

      Her neighbor is a nosey bitch.

    • Edge

      Two much going on with this one…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #18 I was just waiting for the scary face to pop up and freak me out.

    • sam

      me too, after a few sec though, I thought, "silly me. Chive wouldn't do that… right?"

      • AmerikanInfidel

        haha, i totally just stood back for a few seconds

    • DemBone

      I made sure it wasn't a gif image before I leaned forward to look closer because of that as well lol

    • Epitomizer

      Looks like Predator's girlfriend to me.

    • ktmylady

      I don't see anything. Thumb me down if you want but that won't make the hidden image any more apparent. x) What am I looking for??

      • Marios145

        A person on the left of the picture, camouflaged
        I'm captain obvious and my work here is done!

        • captain obvious

          and the bush in the middle of the pic is a dude 2 its hard 2 spot cuz hes got snow on him

        • jasonsapunka

          This picture is fucking with me. I still can't see it.

          • TommyD


            If there is more, please upload a new one.

            • jonnygolightly

              I saw that…. but what the fuck is it?

  • lou malnatis

    First! Chi town!

  • Coupas


  • Draven Lee 83


  • Mike B.



    • Izo

      ""Do the People laugh when you say what you say?' I said yes. 'Do you make money when you say what you say?' I said yes. 'Well tell old Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."'

  • ICUP

    #31, Ab Lincoln, with a rifle, riding a bear. Your argument is invalid. Chive on!

    • ScotchLobster

      This was the background for my computer for months at work. There's a few more of these out there as well.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      The bear and assault rifle don't bother me. For some reason I'm hung up on the fact that he's holding the Declaration on Independence… It just doesn't make sense!!

      • dedubs

        probably shopped

  • RRT

    # 15 you can't tip or speak proper English either…

    • No Class

      #15 Cheap Bastards

      • AmerikanInfidel

        did u no get it b a joke?

        • OG456

          An 11.5% tip is not funny.

          "I can't math," and $95 would have been a good joke.

          • Lloyd

            How can you expect someone that cant math to figure out a 20% tip?

            Plus, 20% tip is a joke, unless I'm trying to bang the server.

            Servers seem pretty full of themselves these days.

    • Chey

      hey they were lucky to get a 11.5 TIP. I've served for 4 years that's good a lot better than what I've seen.

      • Bobby

        Let's be honest, half that bill was made up of over-priced drinks and bottled beer…do we really need to tip 15-20% on a $15 margarita? Or an $8 bottle of bud? Let's get real, waiters and waitresses.

  • Seldi84

    #2 #3 #13 are all things that have made my morning better

  • etcrr

    #12 creepy but cool door knob I would like to have one, but I think it would freak me out

    • Underbaker

      Hey Stan…we could take turns rubbing our cocks against it and pretend a woman is giving us a hand job.

  • kidn

    #25 i'm betting the vast majority of americans on this site don't even know who that is.

    • Dan

      He looks like a politician, so hopefully the panda ate him.

    • etcrr

      Prime Minister Stephen Harper of Canada

      • dedubs

        oh? a Canadian politician? No need to know who he is then.

    • Calm

      I *think* that's Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada, but the glasses make it hard to tell.

    • Jimbo

      What are you talking about? It's a panda.

    • Trent

      It's Phil Donahue and Martha Stewart

    • Sam

      what do you mean? He said he was a panda..?

    • Chris

      Thats Steven Abootman of course. Leader of the WGA, the World Candian Bureau and hes not your fwend, guy!

      • dochandy

        hey! he's not your guy, buddy!

        • maggiemay13

          He's not your buddy, friend!

          • asdasd

            He's not your friend, pal!

    • bseay

      correction…. vast majority of Americans on this site don't GIVE A FUCK who that is.

      • JDB85


      • From_The_Hip

        Applies to vast majority of Canadians too. Unfortunately it wasn't the ones who actually voted. *faceplam*

        • Alpha0010

          Yeah, it seems a vast majority of non-Americans can't tell who it is either.

      • Pete

        Right, the vast majority of Americans are too short sighted to see beyond their own personal bubble.

        Guess that's why your country's economy is in a death spiral, and Canada is doing pretty well during this recession.

    • jack_skeleton11

      I wish I didn't know who that was…

    • Smokey

      They oughta put the panda in charge, he looks like he knows what he's doing.

  • Dan

    #24 Wish I lived there.

    • Realzoo

      Where is this place?

      • Richard

        The Hilton Bora Bora

    • notsodead

      dead island

      • DrROBOTO

        aww beat me to it…

  • Anonymous


  • Russian47


  • Russian47

    wow fail 9 sorry!

    • tralfaz

      It types the # next to the number or it gets the hose again.

  • moar boar

    #11 damn cool #24 A great spot for me and my girl to chill

    • etcrr

      you have a girl? what do boobs feel like?

      • moar boar


  • poop

    #15 can't add or tip properly

    • Benny

      Or use proper grammar, either.

    • Adam

      If there were two people at the table and the server spent the same amount of effort as an Applebee's server (where the tab probably would have been closer to $30, the server has 4-5 tables, etc.), then I'd say the tip was appropriate. If I happen to be at a bar where the prices are ridiculously expensive, then you're getting the same as if I had gone my local hole in the wall. Overinflated prices by the establishment does not equally inflated tip. Tip arguments are fun on the Internet. Break out the popcorn!

      • Alpha0010

        And thus begins the tipping argument, again.

        • mr Pink

          I don't tip just because society tells me to tip!

          • dedubs

            I guess the thumbs down are from people who haven't seen reservoir dogs? Shame.

      • dedubs

        generally, service SHOULD be better at an establishment with higher prices compared to at crapplebees, necessitating a better tip.

        • Billy

          Hey buddy I like Applebee's.

      • Leeks

        Translation: I can't really afford to eat at nicer places, but I do anyway, and then tip shitty.

  • poop

    and this is how I'm celebrating presidents day #31

    • notpoop

      <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K7y2xPucnAo&quot; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Another great president music video by this guy

    • Dylan

      That's some funny shit right there

    • http://theChive.com YEMX

      that was worth the 2 and a half minutes.

    • Billy

      That was fucking stupid.

  • 654

    This is a terrible idea. #4

    • Geraldo

      So's your face.

    • dochandy

      that's what i was thinking. unless that shit's shatterproof.

    • Da Dream

      Super shopped

      • Eric

        nothing is real in that image, it is just a 3d rendering

        • its_forge

          A rendering of something they're finishing building right now.

    • Primer Gray

      For you, because you hate sunshine and fun.

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