Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • http://TheChive AJ


    • Jeff

      #21 Graboids?

      Thanks to AJ for reserving my spot.


      #4 JIZZ. IN. MY. PANTS.

    • the joe

      As much as I hate you guys that do this, you are one of the few who IS first and doesn't ass-it-up by being a douche. I hate you, but thank you.

    • MRPOOP


  • akbrown006


    You are a saint.

    • Bryan_W

      Photoshop sometimes is the greatest thing 🙂

    • magoo48

      you deserve a round of applause my good sir!

    • steve

      Judging by the pier in the right hand corner and the view of jersey and the distance to the water and that the cross street looks like its 2 lanes I am going to say this girl is in a building on the corner of 14th and 8th

      • Raliegh

        pedo alert…lol

        • Idiots Everywhere.

          More like stalker, retard. Do you even know what pedo is shorthand for?

    • kw1q51lv3r

      This picture (more specifically, the view of the streets from the window) goes really well with this song: http://youtu.be/-UhzK7UI_88

    • sigh...

      Typical chivers ,going crazy over a skinny boyish ass of a skank.

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #14 You bastards got me!

    • Dave

      Nice Bar!! The High Dive, Park Slope Brooklyn. Love this place!

  • Daniel Tosh

    don't forget to watch tosh.O tonight on Comedy Central at 10pm

    • SmokeyMcBear

      there's a line daniel, and you continue to cross it unrelentingly.

    • http://twitter.com/mcraephoto @mcraephoto

      Your a funny guy Tosh but don't be a plug whore!

    • micheal scott

      Fuck you. You're not funny and your show is full of shit I've seen on the internet.

      • Hmmmm...

        Ummm… That's the idea.

        • drea619

          tru….so why u mad!?

      • Agreed. Not funny.

        Agreed. Not funny.

    • thatguyNYC

      …or download it at your leisure around 10:45p.

    • Jawbone

      Tosh, everyone knows you love the cock. Why are you hiding it? (The cock. In your ass.)

      • Simon

        I love tosh.0 but seriously buddy, I thought you were better than this!

    • New England sucks

      Tosh .0 is the funniest thing to happen to tv since south park. deal with it. also, it is so awesome it should not need to be plugged. thumbs up. saddened by all the thumbs down.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        your taste………………………………it blows.

  • Bryan_W

    #11 "Pass me the socket wrench"

    • ROK247

      i see your problem – your mechanic is a cat

  • mooseknuckle907

    #5 so true hahahaha gotta love pugs!

  • hark1985

    #4 FTW!!

    • Willy

      PLEASE FIND!!!!!

      • Dr. Z

        ummmm . . . damn!!!!

    • Terrence

      Christine Martin

      • Barry McKokkinner

        thanks for that, Terrence. Much appreciated.

    • Choogar

      What's up, that chick's vagina, nice to see you.

      • etcrr

        whats a vagina?

    • jhf60

      Ditto what everybody's saying. Took me awhile to take my eyes off of this one. Needs her own posting.

    • Mac

      Jesse James… Singer

    • guest

      I have this uncontrollable desire to lick toe…

  • Brandon

    #40 forever alone.

    • 8408

      or he can just do like any other dog would do, piss on the post and walk like a fucking boss.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #8 Because fap

    • Dave

      SHHHHHH be cool, man!

    • 80's Baby

      or because other woman..

    • spicticus

      Actually I think it's a new computer and nobody has signed on the internet…

    • Truth

      Fuck this is old.

      • http://togtfo.com Don

        Welcome to the chive. Now showing pictures we should you 2 weeks ago…and other sites showed you months ago.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #49 Such a great way to end with a great end

    • bud

      getting married doesn't sound that bad, when you put it that way

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      DO WANT

    • Bollyver

      Better enjoy that night.

    • SARmedic

      I want to go to there.

  • etcrr

    #49 Perfect absolutely stunning

  • Csquaredapparel


    • AmBush_Steve

      Thank you God for what the Chive has just provided. Well done.

  • jasgat66

    #18 Sweetheart… Mind moving your arm please? We just want to take a little peek… Thank you.

    • Jasgat66


  • hark1985

    #26 burn it with fire, acid, ammonia or something fucked up

    • Mackin

      I hope this meme keeps going and that he sees it. I really, really do.

    • Big McLarge Huge

      Hate him with the fire of a thousand suns, and that includes Kanye Jay-Z, etc

      • hark1985

        and lil wayne, manaj, gaga, and every talentless shit head out there

      • drea619

        why hate jay-z….he's a socially responsible billionaire…i get the kanye thing…everyone hates his ass who doesnt like rap music….but jay-z ..really? naw ur just a ass like kanye

        • Odie

          socially responsible = stabbing a person in public. Do you read or just comment?

        • Jawbone

          Why are you doing that to the English language? What did it do to you?

      • sara

        just because a few dick heads screw up doesn't make them all scum. HOV IS THE MAN!

    • HUH?

      he will learn his lesson cause after he hits her, he never gets to see her agai….. wait, never mind.

    • Kanye-Z

      The fact she is probably back with him leaves me slightly confused. He is a PoS, that is undeniable. If Rhianna is back with him, she's as big a PoS as him. So my confusion is, don't they then deserve each other?

    • The_Dood
      • hark1985

        Dude that is awesome haha had me rolling

        • The_Dood

          I know, that is probably the most win that has ever appeared on Fox News.

          • hark1985

            No kidding. That was brilliant

  • gmen

    #37 FTW!

    • mr ruffles

      Just me or can you just cut off the bottom…..

    • Stephen

      Chive needs to keep it SFW, there is totally a photo of someone gettin railed on that boarding pass.

    • PatPat

      If I were John I'd be more upset that Mac got me B50 as a boarding number.

    • SARmedic

      That's pretty good. Next time put cardboard cutouts (very thin) of something offensive, covered with foil in his carry on bag. Don't do a gun, he'll end up on a "list" lol.

  • Blue Deans

    #42 This is the taste of Defeat,…Bitch!

    • rphilman1

      Malcolm in the Middle?

    • Dewey

      Eat chalk, evil-doer!

    • Piaras


    • wags

      Friends don't let friends do coke alone

  • ThisChickLovesChive

    #4: Would you like a ride?

    • Del

      +1 for being a girl that said that

  • Heres_Johnny30

    #38 I appreciate your go get em attitude more women should have!

    • Heres_Johnny30

      Or I could just take it for you?

    • ChelseaRules

      It's not hard enough to complain about it, though.

      • Heres_Johnny30

        Did you just accept the challenge?

        • ChelseaRules

          I'm an experienced Chivette. (Layman's: You've probably seen my butt before)

          • Vantastic

            nothing wrong with again

          • Heres_Johnny30

            I've got to words for you this morning…… Hump Day! I sure do love my Chivettes! Have a great day and KCCO!

    • JOHN

      Please reveal where you got those underwear. I want to peel them off my girlfriend with my teeth.

      • phdonme

        ^This…. Please

    • NEchivette

      Been there sister. 😉

  • Picard_

    #2 A Canadian Love Story

    • http://twitter.com/mcraephoto @mcraephoto

      That shit is scary…trust me I know!

    • itlookslikeamoose

      I'm from the US and live in Canada, and you just made my night

    • moses3

      I'm canadian, and I approve this Chiver's comment

      • http://www.thewelfarestore.com/ Jen

        Same here. Many lulz were had.

  • Eastwood

    #36 – Damn you hipster glasses. Damn you. Picture saved because bewbs…and overall cuteness.

    • MonkeyMadness

      She's an exception to the hipster. I like her glasses because boobs!

    • Sundevil8181

      She does rock…very nice

    • Janky

      I like the glasses.

      • rodolfo

        She is just very nice! (sigh) #36

    • chib

      unabashed cuteness

  • whyme1973

    #4 Mother of God…the perfect woman in the perfect pose.
    #36 #38 #43 #47 Outstanding, ladies! So hot!

    • Eli

      #43 Awesome

      • Vic

        Seriously #43 is rockn!

  • etcrr

    #18 sorry to see you are in a cast and even more sorry that your hand and arm are in the way

  • Bryan_W

    #36 #43 #47 DEAR GOD

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      #43 I want .. Do want

  • Slappy_McGee

    #42 Imagine if Hal had a little more "Heisenberg" in him on Malcolm in the Middle. I don't think Lois would have been such a bitch all the time.

  • jago`

    #4 Just wow!

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