Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (32 Photos)

  • Rudy562

    First yolo putos

  • sam

    #1 giddy up horsey

    • r00s7a

      I'm surprised Sarah Jessica Parker could stand still that long, for someone to paint a picture.

      • kapla

        haha a Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse joke…man been a long time since we all heard one of those.

    • hark1985

      your mother never loved you

  • david wotherspoon


    • Wark

      Your failure pleases me.

      • Thom

        I second that lol…. I am sure he just crawled into a hole

    • Guest

      I have. And I didn't even act like an asshat.

      • Alpha0010

        I wonder how many of the "First" people who are second do it on purpose, and how many are just idiots. (The two are not mutually exclusive mind you)

        • nemesis

          And how many people who are the first to comment but make a conscious effort to triumph over petty adversaries by not saying so, end up saying something so mundane they may as well have not bothered. i.e.

          I like this photograph: #24

          • Jawbone

            Your mother is a whore.

            • tralfaz


    • Apocalypse_Now

      "SUCH IT" ..LOL!!

    • Underbaker

      #27 Hey you better settle down or we will let Mac the Intern show you his cat pictures.

  • Still_Counts


    Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle… Yeah!

    • JDB85

      Ya, she's sexy and she knows it.

      • Jer

        she works out!

    • MattKL


  • aaron

    #8 love volleyball but we NEED another volleyball shorts post….urgently!!

    and find this girl….#5

    • jstri5

      #5 went to my highschool. Her name is Marissa Friedman.

      • attakid201

        for some strange reason, I don't believe you.

        • jstri5

          Well I could have no life and had just made up a fake name/story I suppose. Or maybe I was just trying to help out a fellow chiver. Hmmmm

    • Mr Sir

      Bar Refaeli

  • carl

    #24 could definitely be a girl with really short hair.

    • Wark

      The only thing that could ever be is an unholy abomination.

    • _me, look him up, funny as hell. This one is the least funny of all his woody pics.

  • etcrr

    #24 Now that's just plain disturbing , can't be unseen

    • Shpencer

      I heard that's what they say about your mom's vaginas… Cuz she has two vaginas…

    • Alpha0010

      I was going to say that about the Joker in #19.

      • JDB85

        The Joker one is just hilarious. I could imagine him pulling some shit like that just to fuck with the Bats…

    • Pointed Sticks

      Right in the childhood

    • Angel

      It's Emma Watson dude!

    • Ptesla

      I have the strangest woody right now

  • mmmm

    #10 going down on his manikin there isnt he. also that mother looks really tall.

  • Usman

    #24 o god why? O_o

    • Benny

      Because… Internet.

  • etcrr

    #28 This is a shame

    • YUP

      Nothin' to see here, folks. No one living vicariously through a toddler here.

      Fix yo face, bitch!

    • Blunt

      what you've never seen Honey boo boo child? If you think that pic is bad watch the video.

      • AmBush_Steve

        Why, why oh why would you do that?

        That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

        What's even more disturbing though is the thought of her winning all those trophies. Who the fuck was she competing against?

      • Iceman2509

        I think I have just seen the end of the universe and it's not good.
        I hate to make assumptions, but I foresee that little girl being a waste of space.

        • AdamBaldick

          Haaha I laugh at your comment..

      • Steverino

        Your mission is to travel down the mississippi river into the deep south, find these people and terminate their command with extreme prejudice.

        • Angry guy

          "It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another. "

          …."the horror"…….

          • Buford_Justice

            We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village

      • JDB85

        That just hurt my brain to watch.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        …and this why the terrorists hate us

        • Nishtai

          This is why almost everyone hates you

      • MoMoYa

        Can't wait to read her memoirs once she gets out of rehab in a few years…

    • jer

      not sure which is worse, the kid acting like that or the elusive snorlax behind her

      • DrROBOTO

        jabba no wookie nipple pinchee

    • Shar11

      smh….sometimes you wonder if ppl look in the mirror…this is just wrong

    • RayBoogs

      I hope the mother dies so the toddler can have a normal life and not end up being a slut.

      • RayBoogs

        I just watched the video, fuck it, it's too late, kill them both!

  • Don

    #28 DERPception

    • Del

      Can we send #29 to visit them please

    • Cymru

      Mimi from the Drew Carrey show?

  • authorunknown

    #28 What Kevin does when he's not at The Office.

    • hark1985

      brownies… boobs… brownies… boobs

  • NemesisEnforcr

    #8 When you see it…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      …you'll know what play to expect.

      Feint then Right Side Spike!

  • me

    My life needs more of #22.

  • MigraineBoy

    #26 What is this magical trickery you do?

  • Realzoo

    #16 ~~~ I'll be your Huckleberry!!!

    • Jawbone

      Great reference, you fucking virgin.

      • Shane

        Awww, that made my toes sad.

    • testudo321

      Find her please!

  • itsmeagain

    #1 Dylan with her lover.

  • Pete

    #12 Almost made me shart by lol’ing for real…

    • kevguy

      you need to go take a shit instead of scrolling the Chive

  • MonkeyMadness

    #16 I love a bear chested woman.

    • Tek257

      I see what you did there very clever.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I see she's wearing a teddy

    • TheMatt

      *golf clap* well done

  • Dan

    #7 And yet they freak if the thermostat is below 75 degrees in the office.

  • its_forge

    #17 #22 My Daddy & Mommy.

    • Dan

      I'm sorry.

    • JOHN

      #22 Tattoos are sooo sexy. El vomito

      • Jawbone

        How odd to have two cunts for parents.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #22 Damn, what a waste of a hot looking chick. Even without the forehead tattoo, the other tattoos are just ugly.

    • Anon

      Yeah, I don't get why Jesse James got up on this over Sandra Bullock. Idiot.

    • @chaoticbeauty6

      i thought that was a sweat band lol

    • Jeff Combs

      Wouldn't matter still had sex.

  • Rainmaker2112

    Isn't #5 Bar Rafaeli?

    • newscot


  • hoesgonnahoe

    #26 Chivettes meet your queen.

    • UHM

      Who is #26 ?

      • Iceman2509

        Nicole Aniston? Maybe?

    • Jawbone

      Not as long as Country Girl exists.

  • Z Bone Capone

    #24 childhood ruined

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