Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (32 Photos)

  • Hand Of Fate

    My mom likes big black schlongs.

    • Jawbone

      Just like her son!

    • Seriously?

      Does she tell you that while you're giving it to her?

  • Otter

    #28 as much as I love horror, just the thought of Toddlers and Tiaras gives me nightmares.

    • AmBush_Steve

      I don't think that this is part of Toddlers & Tiaras unless it's the Jersy Shore edition. You're right about nightmares though, regardless. There's really no words to describe it.

    • Connor

      #28 Fat face + duck face = fuck face.

      • Jer

        yup that explains what the mom is not what anyone would want to do with her right?

  • otter

    #23 – Oh herro!!!


    • do it

      both? kill them all with napalm

  • whyme1973

    #22 We were all thinking it, glad she got the shirt to confirm it.

  • tbone

    What else doesn't freeze during the winter – my burning loins for #5

  • irons

    #5 just beautiful

  • luckyB

    #28…why the world clearly hates us….

  • Dukeofohio

    #32 suddenly jim realized 'this isnt worth $9.50 an hour'

  • Hiney

    #28 Little honey boo boo child?

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    #18 My God, it's like you know me!

    • fibonacci5150

      I'm sitting here kinda working kinda not now, just feeling dumbed down. This ruined my career for the day

    • hark1985

      my boss has the same issue

  • Tony

    Meanwhile, in the Ozarks on Valentine's Day…

  • dochandy

    #5 #8 oh my… #22 what the WHAT?! #28 i have seen the end of mankind and it is this.

  • Dave

    #17 all hale the mighty King if D-bags!!

  • Brian


    True story

  • Bob

    #28 fucking freaks should be banned from having kids…..

    • Reality

      Who would you have to look down on?

  • dbswv

    #26 is cool and freaky, btw how do i say thechive? Is it shive or chive?

  • http://thechive tiredofperves

    #18 SICK

  • Ruck

    #9, really Chive? Have you not learned the R word is not cool and it is a put down to a whole group of people that were born with this condition? This is no different than someone trying to use the N word for humor.

    • dirtysteve99

      Stop acting the spastic kid.

    • Chris.topher

      Pray tell us, Father … Ruck. What is this N word?

    • Weyoun

      Shh you nincompoop

  • Richard

    How many teddy bears had to DIE so that the woman in #16 could live in luxury?!?

  • Kyle

    #28 These people need to be destroyed

  • zanno

    find that bitch #7

    • Weyoun

      Simple…go on a night out to bars…they're fucking everywhere….and and drunk….so you can do the math there.

  • bless1

    #12- haaaaaaahaa.

  • cubanitagirl

    #16 reminds me of lady gaga

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  • Easydoesit

    #26, more please
    #28, please no more

  • KellsBells

    #17 "We represent…the lollipop guild…the lollipop guild… the lollipop guild… and in the name of the lollipop guild, we welcome you to munchkin land."

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