Guys, send this post to your girlfriend or wife and receive sex (35 photos)

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  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #24
    Best pals.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      repeats suck, except for this one ❤

    • ddd

      yah, because cats never freak out and tear shit up for no reason

  • Anonymous

    I think 15 is some sort of animal slavery.

  • Oddie Monsta

    Gay

  • The Bandit

    #28…had a dog that looked almost like this one…still miss my old buddy!
    #23 …I'm a dog person…but THAT look! Awwww….I'm gonna melt….

  • nigger

    SECONDDDD

  • Jack_LeMac

    #2 needs to get it together

    • Lisa

      me at work every. day.

      • Underbaker

        Me at work now, where did they hide that camera?

    • Jed

      He's not napping, he fell while reaching for the new cover sheet for the TPS reports.

    • Grant

      Someone had too much fun at Mardi Gras

  • AllanA

    #8 always an epic picture

    #31 Fuck the police! I'm out!

    • gabe

      #8
      And one day you will rule everything the light touches

  • Lefty8

    #26 "I said no more Coca-Cola…"

  • Shar11

    these animals are so cute. I'm liking #8 though a true king of the jungle.

    • hark1985

      Ima watch the Lion King when I get home lol

      • Shar11

        lol I was totally thinking lion king too when I seen this pic

        • hark1985

          Great minds think alike lol

          • Shar11

            agreed

          • dgvw

            Fools never differ

  • nojoke420

    #8 "Everything the light touches is our kingdom."

    • pinky thumbs

      hakuna matata

  • William Teach

    #13 It's all fun and cute till someone gets poisoned 🙂

    • P&F

      PERR-REEE

      • Underbaker

        Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?

        • captaindropkick

          Ferb: . . . . .

          • Underbaker

            Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.

  • misschris

    I AWWW'd with every picture!
    #34 **girly squeal of delight**

    • stevezissou

      I'm sick to death of these fuckin' pandas.

    • Al Gore

      i'll make you squeal with delight. with my COCK.

      • dirtysteve99

        Al, the inconvenient truth is that you will never do that for any woman.

  • Falthor

    #2 Fuzzy fuzzy Cute Cute, Parry Gripp… do not look it up on youtube unless you want something utterly annoying stuck in your head.

  • Rocye

    I would send this to a female, but I am stuck in the friendzone… FOREVER ALONE

    • Brad

      I know your pain fellow chiver.

    • Dex

      Yeah, this… really wouldn't help.

  • Not Your Mom

    #33 Hater.

  • The Truth

    #2 needs a 5-hour energy

    • Rikki

      has that 2 oclock feeling.

  • luckyB

    #5…..i want one

    • 2pumpdump

      With or without the rabies?

  • Vector

    Tried sending to my girlfriend.

    Now she wants a puppy that will shit all over my house and chew on my furniture.

    While she’s still not having sex with me, I’ll be walking it outside and cleaning up after the messes it makes.

    Thanks Chive!

    • Pete

      Amen, bro.

    • http://meander61.blogspot.com/ Meander

      Oh, you've got one of those, too? Hell, NO on the pets in the house for just that reason.

    • YourMom

      Whiner! No wonder she doesn't want to have sex with you! Man up child!

    • Pete

      Why would ever waste time a girl that wont fuck you?

  • JerryLinGiant

    #16 would scare the crap out of me if i just woke up

    • Grump

      It does resemble Sarah Jessica Parker except for the kangaroo ears.

  • hark1985

    #11 Damn you chive!!!! aaawwwww

    • Shar11

      I know! way toooooo cute.

      • hark1985

        I need to buy them!

        • Shar11

          reminds me of when my dogs had puppies.. trust me when they sleep they are super cute…when they are awake they turn into little devils

          • hark1985

            I have an Anatolian Shepard and she is a year old, the best puppy alive!

            • Shar11

              cute! she's still a puppy, I have a 5 year old male american staffy, and a 3 year old blue nose…they had 7 puppies…..they were sooooo cute they would all sleep on each other..I should sent the pics in…they would of sooo made it on this post

              • hark1985

                She is still a baby. She is 3 and a half feet tall on all fours and 5 something standing. lol. I sent her pic in the other day. Hope she makes the cut

                • Shar11

                  I hope she makes it too! btw…what's wrong with ppl??? I feel like I am in school lol and must spell everything to a t… everyone correcting everything you say…like the lion king thing….wow!! ( you must be the only normal person here)

                  • hark1985

                    People take life way too seriously, and feel the need to always be right and correct people no matter what. It is what elevates their morale because they feel the need to do so, maybe because they have nothing else to offer lol. I know that is mean but it is right lol. You and I are the only normal people here haha

                    • Shar11

                      I couldn't agree with you more , its not end of the world if I spell a word wrong… lol….ppl don't have anything better to do!

                    • hark1985

                      Lol no doubt… and to think I work with some people like that! I need a beer now lol

                    • Shar11

                      omg I feel for ya, luckily I don't ! ill have a beer for you

                    • hark1985

                      Yes please! that would be awesome. I could use a few lol. Yah dealing with them takes a special attitude lol

                    • 2pumpdump

                      I think we found a chivemance here

  • hark1985

    #8 what about where the light doesn't touch?

    • Fad

      That is the city of Hull, you must promise me you'll never go there simba.

      • Stick

        That is the city of Camden, you must promise me you'll never go there simba.

  • hal40

    I would not receive sex if I sent this to my wife because of the near-naked women on the right hand side lol.

    • Draxxon

      Sucks to be you.

    • Waldo

      They make good suggestions for her.

  • hark1985

    #19 heeeeeyyyyyyy!

    • 8track technology

      I want to go clubbing tonight….sorry first thing that came to my mind. (just kidding)

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    Does this post work for sex if I just send it to random girls?

  • karen

    My husband just sent me this page link. Hilarious! But id much rather more hot girls (real chivers not models) but then maybe I’m just not normal. Though I did “Awww” at most of the pics 🙂

    • NEchivette

      I was about to post the same thing! This will not get you laid! Yes, maybe something sexual like a half naked girl.. 🙂 KCCO!

    • From_The_Hip

      You are not alone. Gimme theChive full throttle. Save this for Cat Saturday. 🙂

    • ElDiablo69

      I am with you on that! Send us more Chivettes please!! Karen maybe you could send something in perhaps 😉

    • CJ_

      you lesbo??

      • J0R

        Perhaps she admires hot non-celeb women just how we men admire athletes.

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