It’s Tuesday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

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  • Rose3191

    #23 is still better than #5

    • eww

      I'd even take #23 with a venemous snake in it over #5

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      All in all.
      Doesn't matter…..HAD SEX

    • hark1985

      I agree. Even if there is a fire

      • FeloniousFish

        Can you even find the hole on #5?

        • drea619

          no but there's plenty of areas that probably provide a similar sensation, just poke anywhere for warm squishy fun!

        • The_Dood

          Yeah, you just have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

          • prune

            That would likely be the arm pits

        • Bahamo

          Like my supervisor once told me…

          "Just toss some flour on her, and find the wet spots."

  • JOHN

    #14 because they aren't going to just cut the fucking thing off.

    • Sean

      That and you have to make sure you have all the pieces before you put it back together. I HATE it when you think you are all done, and BAM forgot a carpal back in the ER.

    • dedubs

      Fundamental problem with US healthcare… unnecessary medical screenings. Ok, maybe in this case they needed an x-ray because surgery is needed. Most of the time, for a broken bone, treatment is exactly the same whether or not an x-ray is performed.

      • Reality

        Fundamental problem with US healthcare… superfluous tort system, medicare, medicaid, mandatory pro bono work by physicians for elective procedures, increasing bureaucratic control via LAWYERS (ie former English or political science majors lacking scientific or legitimate business knowledge), and the decline in physicians because of all of these things.

        • dedubs

          Simply put fundamental problem is cost. I agree with all of those things; they are problems because they contribute to cost

          • moondoggy13

            Nope. Cost is the "effect". All the things listed are the "cause".

            • Indeed

              Precisely, when you're getting forced to perform procedures for free, or at 30 cents on the dollar… cost must increased in other areas. Too bad most people think doctors are exploitative evil rich people and don't realize the doctors are being turned into a dying breed by governmental bureaucracy.

      • JOHN

        most of those "unnecessary medical screenings" are to protect doctors from potential legal action if "not enough was done for the patient."

        • dedubs

          While some are, and we do need tort reform, many screenings are performed because many physicians and hospitals are payed on a fee for service basis. So, the more tests they perform, the more they are paid. Patients allow the tests to be performed both because they are ignorant and because a third party pays.

          • HUH?

            hospitals order superfluous tests because its quick, and easier than actually mentally trying to figure out what is going on (and yes, profitable), doctors in private practice do it to avoid getting sued.

            • dedubs

              So to diagnose someone doctors either think about it really hard, or perform tests? HUH? is right

              And private practice doctors are more likely to be paid fee for service while those who belong to an HMO are more likely to be paid via capitation.

            • A Doctor

              Fortunately for you these tests are available. Less than 50 years ago erratic hormone levels or specific pathogen tests were not available because they did not exist. We don't give the tests to prevent from being sued, we give them because naked observation alone cannot tell us the exact problem. We have to create a differential diagnosis (list of possible maladies) before we can test, which is not in lieu of "mentally trying to figure out what is going on."

              • dedubs

                Yes, tests are good. Thank god we have them doctors can detect disorders that they couldn't years ago. But there have been TONS of studies showing that many unnecessary screenings and procedures are performed, wasting billions of dollars per year and either not helping or in some cases actually harming patients. I'd be happy to provide you with that information, doc.

      • Weyoun

        Funny picture post….somehow turns into a political statement.

    • 15436

      I don't know why you are all bitching on about how this is an unnecessary x-ray. They did that because especially with such a break they must be sure there are no bone splinters happily wandering around.

    • Weyoun

      So it would become a legendary picture on the internet for years and years.

  • Nick

    #3 was mesmerising!

    • testudo321

      Speaking of light.. Do watch David Bowie's video Heroes…

  • whyme1973

    #3 They are magical.

    • mrjimmyos

      Are they a rare type of pokemon?

  • Jace

    yeah #5 ftw

    • Iceman2509

      Ah yes, another lazy POS we will have to support with tax payer money. She even has the balls to flaunt it. I feel slightly less optimistic now.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Your assumptions are unwarrented

    • etcrr

      i think shes probably very nice and precious

  • Brian


    What the Fuck, Chive? Little too much partying in Colorado? Let's get back to the bewbies, K?

    • ventura

      Jhon is gay. Gay is Jhon.

    • DaSteven

      rippin on Colorado bud? Its not san fran. You must of forgot our woman are not heffalumps #fitteststateforthewin

      • mhuard5

        he wasn't ripping on Colorado. and people in SF aren't fat. Have you been there?

    • AmyK

      Chicks enjoy this site too, boys 😉

      • Al Gore

        enjoy getting back in the kitchen you stupid ass bitch.

  • Ouboet

    #4 England during the Soccer World Cup… It's exactly how you imagine it.

    • Truth

      America all year round.

    • CJizzle

      there's a swedish flag hanging on the wall….

  • sotirisk7

    #30 Only if you're not from Greece

    • intesde

      She totally deserved it.

    • FeloniousFish

      It's a Scene where Hermione "the Hipster" Granger gets it from "Harry Potter and the Occupy Hogwarts Movement."

  • Hunter X

    I've seen some of these on, and frankly- many of them are better.

  • os310

    #15 teddy roosevelt?

    • webster

      No, "you are" = "you're". "Your" means something else entirely. Unfortunately, I see "your" way more than "you're" which is really sad.

    • Julien

      hahahahahaha And if you're over 100

  • aaron

    #13 that really is motivation….didn't get to teh text part though…

    • whyme1973

      All I know is that is one lucky wall right there.

    • MattKL

      There was text?

  • Mad_Hittman

    #33 Unfortunately, they do. No wonder why we can't meet their expectations…

    • Karen

      I never believe it when my friends say it because images like that pop into my head. Then I point out a real geek and they scowl. 😦 I do love you geeky guys, I promise! 🙂

      • spicticus

        We can't meet their expectations because of Jane Austen, she is to blame!

      • hazel

        i ❤ geeky guys too, i like how passionate they are, i don't even care what they are geeking out over

    • LauraW

      And you think most women can meet all your expectations?? probably not..

    • MarcusArealius

      We can't meet expectations because we don't have a chocolate dick that ejaculates money

  • maggiemay13

    #22 Not bad.

    • F**k_personal_info

      I mean homeboy is white… that's doin' real well.

    • LuvsHorror

      But why is it growing out of his thigh?

  • just_some_guy

    #16 Damn–that's rough. But pretty funny.

    • Fabio

      funny bt misleading , becaus i though she smoked Crack and not heroin.. dont ask me how i know that is the way to cook heroin! i just know … 🙂

      • Mmmm

        Right? This could have been so much better. An actual candle with a small glass pipe at the top – now that would have been funny. This was probably a recycled Amy Winehouse joke.

      • The_Dood

        Pulp Fiction?

    • Shawn Bell

      I think it's great that she's been sober for 10 days now.

      • teak

        That's the most tasteless thing that's made me laugh hysterically yet today.

        • This Guy....

          add to that… google "sean bell"

  • Rusty

    #19 I like to imagine she's laughing like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      A hipster wet willy

    • Underbaker

      At least he is not hunting for crabs. #23

  • hallucinatingmartyr

    Reblogged this on hallucinatingmartyr.

    • Alpha0010

      OK, so you are a spambot aren't you?

      • hallucinatingmartyr

        No I am not

  • MikeBedlam

    #27 Make me a sandwich. Better make one for yourself as well.

  • Mike

    #3 Mother of God…

    • MattKL

      Yes, I want to go into the light!

  • TigerLily

    where's the racist guy to tell us chive is bad for #16?

    • Alpha0010

      Rule to avoid trolls: Don't mention a specific troll, lest they are summoned to your comment. They are like the devil in that respect.

    • hark1985

      Hopefully he has been banned haha

    • Chris.topher

      Nah, being black isn't quite as bad as being Whitney. Am I right?

  • misschris

    #9 Anyone else think of this when they read that?

    • Fun_with_Numbrs


    • JDB85

      HAHA, me too.

    • bubblerider86

      my mind went straight to that!

  • SolidusSnake420

    #16 I'm still laughing at this

  • @lukeskynski

    #16 too soon?….nah!

    • hark1985

      Never too soon.

  • fed

    #2 funny how no one wants to accept that challenge… hehe

  • Craigery

    #27 Wow, is that a concentration camp victim? Eat a sandwich, Twiggy.

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