It’s Tuesday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

#19 Does not matter, had sex

Never mind him, he's just a troll.

Glad to see some cool girls hanging around. Chive On!

#10 Pretty much what that whole speech is really about.

J

Is it bad I laughed at #16?

#19 Spelling, you're doing it wrong.

No, I think she's been morphed/shopped. I've seen this pic before. The chick is big, but not this big.

And chances are, unless you're making over $60K per year, your taxes aren't going anywhere near her.

And also, assuming you're an American, your taxes are only going to support her if she goes to the emergency room and is not herself insured. Both big assumptions to make. Otherwise she's liable for every penny.

Can't have it both ways, America. Can't have the lowest taxes and weakest social safety net in the developed world, AND bitch and moan about how your tax dollars go to support the lazy poor.

#20 "Sorry I got semen in your eye"…P.S And your cake

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I love #21 !!!

#30

pepper spray is the first thing i think about any time i see hippies en mass…

#5 Lol'd too hard xD You can hide stuff under that flop o.O

#26- Finger goes where?

#20 alot of porn stars must know how to make this cake very well.

#15 I'm under 40, but I'm seeing the brainy gremlin from Gremlins 2.

#22 meet, Won Hung Lo the Asian Equivalent to Neil Armstrong

#32: Now we know why they've been crashing…

#5 Correction: Even a Snorlax wouldn't tap dat.

#9

Either I'm showing my age, or your showing yours. But, colonel Sanders was a real person that did look like that.

#19
YOU' (effing) RE.

You are = You're

You are is effing NOT = YOUR.

Time to effing learn the difference.

#19 EFFIGN YOU'RE

YOU ARE = YOU'RE

YOUR is something that belongs to you.

Time to effing learn the difference.

#7
Also, don't swim until at least one hour after eating.

Be cool! Be cool!
#31