Animals that don’t suck (34 Photos)

  • Dan

    #3 Get off me!!

    • ThatGuy

      Should have gotten the guide to fat assholes.

      • luh

        Hahaha why is this thumbed down? That's awesome

    • My_3_Things

      #20 Opposite advise

  • etcrr

    #8 AHhh the Ball! gotta get the ball, my ball

  • etcrr

    #12 Wut? You never saw a dog eat before?

    • Katie

      I am very concerned about that knife

      • Charles Darwin

        shut up katie and suck my dick.

  • LoyalLAChiver

    #31 Cushion? What cushion?

  • Dan

    I hope #26 isn't real. That's cruel as hell if it is.

    • luckyB


    • ThatGuy

      When he bent over to get give them the tattoos how did he keep the spaghetti from falling out of his pockets? I always have that problem its so annoying and I don't want to spend the money on a fanny-pack.

    • Lisa

      Totally real. Some Russian guy did it…and to make it even worse he misspelled the damn thing! So wrong.

      • Meh

        "Carpe Deem." Ashamed cat is ashamed… just look at it!

        • iChive

          Yeah, "Seize the 'to regard or consider in a specified way'!"

          Now all it needs is an affliction t-shirt and a duckface to achieve full kitty douchebaggery.

    • katie

      It's real. I saw a video. Can't find it though. He put the cat to sleep for the process but still not cool

    • @mcraephoto

      Oh yeah…I am sure the animals really just love it. What a tool! Tattooing animals is a joke and should be illegal!

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Jokes are humorous. If you believe tattooing animals is a joke then you are one sick puppy, or a fascist because you want jokes to be illegal. Either way you are the bad guy!

        • gyup

          Not talking about the denotation of the word 'joke' here.

      • CarzyB

        I tattoo animals all the time at my clinic…it's while they're under anesthetic and for identification if they get lost. This is a bit excessive though and I can't see a tattoo artist being set up (and qualified) to put an animal under anesthetic.

    • SpaceBallsWasAwesome

      It may be cruel, but you know that cat gets looks from all the hot pussy at the gym everyday.

    • Clayton

      It's real. A Russian man put his cat under and tattooed it "Carpe Deem." Dumbass even spelled Diem wrong.

  • david wotherspoon


    • Dan

      Fail Number 2.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      all caps… looks like he really wanted it.. ohhh well , better luck next time loser

    • JAFitC

      So long? Really? I hope this isn't another one of your lies.

    • MonkeyMadness


    • MRPOOP


  • BN


    Not nice! Don´t think the cat had a choice…

    • Force Kin

      You not heard of transfers?

  • MattKL

    #4 Ron Burgundy-approved.

    • biggles

      no, not more hair of the dog i bit.

    • eclipze

      That's it .. keep going.

  • TheSword

    #27 Soon…

  • Spaz

    #20 Look at those puppies!

    • spicticus

      those are some nice puppies

    • Snively Whiplash

      That sure is a good view of those puppies from above, isn't it? I wonder how they look from the side or straight on in front. hmmm…..

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      They are cute puppies because they are adorable….
      and because bewbs.

    • Deck

      The first time I looked at this, I thought it was a girl's knees in a dress, and the puppy was on her lap. It was like discovering one of those Magic Eye pictures:
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      • Deck

        Err: <img src= />

  • aaron

    #20 what animal?

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      It`s a dog..

      • ThatGuy

        Its a giraffe ya drungus.

  • Big C

    #27 Ceiling cat watches you masturbate.

  • pete

    #35 awwwwwwww

  • joey

    Haha nice.
    #27 omg! I had that same background! Hahaha. Scary Shit.

  • Suavecito

    #20 never had the urge to cuddle more then when I look at this

    • Fifa

      And I JUST noticed the boobs, I guess I am straight after all.

  • Anonymous

    #26 if that’s an actual tattoo then fuck you

  • Kenneth

    #17 someone should photo shop this. Puss in boots?

    • TRG

      Invisible something?

      • guest

        Invisible tango partner

      • Janet

        There is a tiny snake on the ground just behind the cat.

        • Susan

          That's a twig you stupide whore

          • drea619

            whoa whoa whoa bitch .calm down susan.

          • AmBush_Steve

            Weeee bit excessive Sue. If you're gonna insult someone by calling them stupid, you may want to ensure you can spell even the simplest word. Just sayin'.

  • The Bandit

    #26….just wrong if that's real…actually even it's just paint it's still wrong
    #28 …gets me every time…

  • spicticus

    #3 The cats are getting ready for the Zombi Apocalypse, this is their training.

    • biggles

      I am going to fart on your face

  • sam

    #31 does suck

    • @Wrestling_Stars

      He's just looking at his master saying 'I did good right? right?' This dog does not suck!

  • whyme1973

    #20 I want to spread love all over those puppies.

    • ThatGuy

      Maybe I've been spending too much time on "that" part of the internet but that comment doesn't sound quite right to me.

    • Boo Tollhare

      Jizz, you don't say

  • Jack


    Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! dropped my car keys back there…….

  • mrjimmyos

    #10 – 'You come here often?'
    #33 – He's just trying to reach Hamsterz at the top there

  • VFR_Dude

    #26 The human race has officially achieved a new level of mental retardation. Holy fuck, cue the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme.

    • ThatGuy

      Actually I'm pretty sure its just the doofus who tattooed his cat who achieved a new level of retardation. The scientists, philanthropists and other elites and do-gooders are still going strong.

  • dochandy

    these posts never fail to make my day. thanks, CHIVE!

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