Blackout Dan will ruin your party (20 Photos)

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  • Maynard G. Krebs


  • JOHN

    Asks for a pillow, pukes in closet while you're looking. (me)

  • Brian

    My friend once went to the bathroom, threw up, walked out, opened the closet door and went to sleep inside the closet. When we woke him up and told him he was sleeping in the closet, he argued that he wasn't.

    • Jack_LeMac


  • Anonymous

    I may be getting fired cause I was laughing too hard.

  • cpat

    #1 Listens to you sing "If my love was….."

    Smashes guitar so you cant get laid.

  • tommytwotime

    #7 is the best

  • hark1985

    #10 amen… ours was Black out Dale… oh college

  • hark1985

    Faps in bed, gets it all over your sheets

  • DoYouKnow?

    Says he's gonna be your wingman

    Pukes on the girl you like

  • bankrobert

    Takes a leak, in the kitchen

  • mr.plow

    #7 LMAO!

  • Joe

    Drive him home cause he got kicked out of the bar and was waaaay too drunk to drive himself…See him two hours later at another bar…in his pajamas

  • Kevin D

    Kevin D

    • William Patterson


  • nfloridarednek

    Maybe not related but I have seen this.

    Say's I'll bring the chronic….

    Brings a pinner of synthetic.

  • Kevin

    Says he will help take care of your girlfriend..

    Takes off pants and tries to make out with her.

  • Melissa

    chive, this is some of your finest work. laughing my ass off over here.

  • P90

    Praises your automatic toilet light.

    Has been pissing in your fridge.

  • Ned Plimpton

    Begs you to take him to Taco Bell at 2am…. Forgets to bring money.

    • DaRuckus

      LOL!! Should have made first page!

      • MissVega84

        my cousin does this shit to me all the time…but hes sober -__-

  • Don

    #7 #9
    Rest where meh.

  • bubs

    Oh hey..Meet to nice you..

  • Steve

    Dude I'm a pro at beer pong

    party foul entire rack

  • RGT1026

    MOAR! Weekly!

  • guestguestguest

    asks to borrow some socks….

    cums in them

  • Possum

    #14 lshidmtamsfo

  • That Guy

    Don't worry, My Parents will cover it

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