Blackout Dan will ruin your party (20 Photos)

What is the font that everyone seems to be using here?

Impact with a 3px stroke effect

Pukes out the window of your truck while on freeway, cars following brake to avoid the spray, true story.

Drinks a whole bottle of Tequila
Still thinks someone roofied him

Tells story of how he shat in some bed in a previous party

It was at your place.

Burns your couch
Complains about how shitty sleeping on cushions was

HEY!!!

YOU'RE OUT OF BEER

What is the font used in these pics?

I couldn’t find your bathroom
So I just pissed my pants

I know your girlfriend says I grabbed her tits

But I don’t remember doing it, so….

Almost perfect stranger plonks down on your couch and starts drunk-dialing his ex; stays on the phone all night – we unplug it after an hour and a half. Doesn't notice.

pulls up chair to buffet table and starts eating your chili dip

seven hours later, still sitting there in front of an empty chafing dish

Takes a shit, uses your shirt on the floor to wipe.

Makes out with your ex in front of you
Asks you for her number next day

This is my roomate. Yes he goes to Sewanee: University of the South. Whoever made this i give you props. He slept outside next to fire in his tuxedo after one of our parties. We call him dumpy john

& that pretty much sums up my mardi gras…
#4

everyone has a friend like this

Asks you where the bathroom is.

Takes a dump in his pants.

#7 totally happened to me on my birthday!!

It should be Blackout Brian. It sounds better and he kind of looks like a Brian

Brings six pack of natty ice…

…drinks all your Firestone

Askes for 1 cigarette.

Smokes whole pack…

Askes to my borrow a condom

Fucks your mother then returns it

Got the munchies for Chinese food
Eats your cat

Got a blow job in your kitchen

From a homeless guy