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February 22, 2012 |
In: College, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Meme
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Pukes out the window of your truck while on freeway, cars following brake to avoid the spray, true story.
Drinks a whole bottle of Tequila
Still thinks someone roofied him
Tells story of how he shat in some bed in a previous party
It was at your place.
Burns your couch
Complains about how shitty sleeping on cushions was
YOU'RE OUT OF BEER
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I couldn’t find your bathroom
So I just pissed my pants
I know your girlfriend says I grabbed her tits
But I don’t remember doing it, so….
Almost perfect stranger plonks down on your couch and starts drunk-dialing his ex; stays on the phone all night – we unplug it after an hour and a half. Doesn't notice.
pulls up chair to buffet table and starts eating your chili dip
seven hours later, still sitting there in front of an empty chafing dish
Takes a shit, uses your shirt on the floor to wipe.
Makes out with your ex in front of you
Asks you for her number next day
This is my roomate. Yes he goes to Sewanee: University of the South. Whoever made this i give you props. He slept outside next to fire in his tuxedo after one of our parties. We call him dumpy john
& that pretty much sums up my mardi gras…
everyone has a friend like this
Asks you where the bathroom is.
Takes a dump in his pants.
#7 totally happened to me on my birthday!!
It should be Blackout Brian. It sounds better and he kind of looks like a Brian
Brings six pack of natty ice…
…drinks all your Firestone
Askes for 1 cigarette.
Smokes whole pack…
Askes to my borrow a condom
Fucks your mother then returns it
Got the munchies for Chinese food
Eats your cat
Got a blow job in your kitchen
From a homeless guy
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