Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

you can shove that "Fist" up your ass

Double Fist

No thanks, man… I'll just keep Chivin.

AND BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH

A badass would have left the rest blank.

A Master Bad Ass would have written "You're Essay" to even further piss off the teacher.

5 second rule!!!

shit, we almost had to switch to the 10 second rule

Poop dick

MOAR OF HER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #11

I definitely need more story here. Also, find.

This was taken Houston (Clutch City poster in the background). What bar? I must know.

Good God having a KCCO shirt is a fucking hot chick magnet.

Simple, it sells KCCO shirts. And it's doing it right.

You know what to do. Find

nice tits

Man, I need to get one of those shirts

As today is ash wednesday and last night was fat tuesday, the assumption would be it was last night. Then again, I have seen fat tuesday parties happening the weekend before. This is, of course, the only period of time where it is actually common to see a rack in the open, in public.

Gotta have MOAR of her!!!

Booooooo!

I don't like to talk politics on Chive but this is a pretty scary topic. Guy represents everything that's wrong with the Republican Party.

R. Paul 2012!!! Such a cute, wise old man.

The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, "I've got a really bad idea." And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, "And I can make it shittier."

oh knock it off

Already sent my friend request!

Go suckle on a butthole.

Doing it right.

My mom was right, it took until I was 45, but I think I'm going blind.

i feel like i keep repeating myself but nice tits

You're learning quickly… MOAR!

I can't believe how LAME the Chive was the first go around….making us wait an extra few days for this beauty

Can honestly say, my mouth dropped oven, when i scrolled. Whaaa….

MOVE YOUR HANDS!!!

Needs to be found! How she didn't make SC, I don't know

I believe the number you were looking for was #40

You mean #40?

stick with chicks & funny picks, this "look at us we're chive emplotees" shit is getting old

They're ILLUSIONS, Michael. Tricks are what a whore does for money.

#3 has my vote

and you are absolutely creepin

chill hannibal lector

#50, we all got got!!!

Hahahaha! Well played sir! Virginity status: Secure.

I must second that

She certainly stepped it up a notch

They had a spell cast on them by Gandolf the Lame

#44
owned by the guy who brings us Stoli vodka, Serene…

lol

is that the circle game 2 days in a row?

ASS BODACIOUS! Yeah its a motherfuckin Nelly reference!

You sir, are streets ahead!

March 15th…it returns.