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February 22, 2012 |
In: DAR, Random
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you can shove that "Fist" up your ass
No thanks, man… I'll just keep Chivin.
i bet you thought you'd get a million thumbs up for that…. didn't you
AND BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH
#5 Look out, we've got a badass on our hands.
A badass would have left the rest blank.
A Master Bad Ass would have written "You're Essay" to even further piss off the teacher.
#4 i have the sloppiest boner right now….
5 second rule!!!
shit, we almost had to switch to the 10 second rule
I'd like to know the context for this. Also, awesome
MOAR OF HER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #11
That is in Nacogdoches Texas Sports shack
I definitely need more story here. Also, find.
This was taken Houston (Clutch City poster in the background). What bar? I must know.
Good God having a KCCO shirt is a fucking hot chick magnet.
Simple, it sells KCCO shirts. And it's doing it right.
It sold KCCO shirts. They're never available.
Y U NO MAKE MOAR SHIRTS!!!
You know what to do. Find
Man, I need to get one of those shirts
As today is ash wednesday and last night was fat tuesday, the assumption would be it was last night. Then again, I have seen fat tuesday parties happening the weekend before. This is, of course, the only period of time where it is actually common to see a rack in the open, in public.
Gotta have MOAR of her!!!
what a fuckin whore! sorry guys but she looks like one and her tits are fake…. u cant really play with them if there fake in case you dont know…and am not hating on her….. now #50 HOT MOAR!!!!!!!!!!! <3
she looks fuckin smokin…. if i can touch them they are real…
they're real if I can touch them. p
You can play with "augmented" tits as long as the girl did her "excercises." Once the bandages come off, you need to play with them "a lot" to prevent scar tissue from forming around them. Twice a day, every day, for about 2 years. If you do that, you end up with nice soft, non-lumpy, tits. mmmm
Nice to know … I have several girl friends that just got them … they may need help … Hmmm
#4 M. Night Shymalan (sp?) just got excited about making Signs 2.
Sorry I can't comment further until the press conference.
#15 And they're voting for Rick Santorum!!!
I don't like to talk politics on Chive but this is a pretty scary topic. Guy represents everything that's wrong with the Republican Party.
Vote Rick Santorum if you want a Christian Theocracy
No. Vote Rick Santorum if you want ancient Catholic control. Don't lump things together because it's easy.
R. Paul 2012!!! Such a cute, wise old man.
The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, "I've got a really bad idea." And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, "And I can make it shittier."
lol, I racked my brain thinking I heard that somewhere before, then I noticed your name. Well played sir. Well played indeed.
oh knock it off
Thank God for the DAR.
Already sent my friend request!
I know who just got a ton of friend requests
how can any of ya tell if its on either PS3 or douchbox oops i mean x-box
Go suckle on a butthole.
#35 – that's how you rock a KCCO shirt
Doing it right.
My mom was right, it took until I was 45, but I think I'm going blind.
i feel like i keep repeating myself but nice tits
You're learning quickly… MOAR!
I can't believe how LAME the Chive was the first go around….making us wait an extra few days for this beauty
You should be glad the Chive didn't accept it the first time. She "stepped up" her "game" and now look we got out of it.
Can honestly say, my mouth dropped oven, when i scrolled. Whaaa….
MOVE YOUR HANDS!!!
Needs to be found! How she didn't make SC, I don't know
a lot of people are going to want to play with you…
I believe the number you were looking for was #40
You mean #40?
stick with chicks & funny picks, this "look at us we're chive emplotees" shit is getting old
Then it's obvious you don't have a sense of humor.
I know dude, I am jealous too! My job sucks dick compared to theirs.
They're ILLUSIONS, Michael. Tricks are what a whore does for money.
#3 #23 #31 Somethings speak for themselves, these appear to be shouting and I am listening
#3 #11 #23 #31 #35 My mouth is watering right now. You ladies are absolutely delicious.
#3 has my vote
and you are absolutely creepin
chill hannibal lector
#40 #50 Holy sexy overload, batman.
#50, we all got got!!!
It's sad, but that was the first thing I thought of too when I saw this.
#36 Same corner of your mom's basement. Good for you!
Hahahaha! Well played sir! Virginity status: Secure.
#35 that is so awesome
I must second that
She certainly stepped it up a notch
what wizardry is happening lately on the chive balcony?
They had a spell cast on them by Gandolf the Lame
owned by the guy who brings us Stoli vodka, Serene…
good gracious #50
is that the circle game 2 days in a row?
I don't feel like I lost.
Gawddamnit! That's TWICE in one week! I feel like the Buffalo Bills….beaten every time I turn around.
Do I win if I didn't notice the circle until you mentioned it ?
ASS BODACIOUS! Yeah its a motherfuckin Nelly reference!
You sir, are streets ahead!
March 15th…it returns.
#31 BRAVO FUCKING BRAVO
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