Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • bryce

    #48, #49, #50

    No, thank YOU

    • 6_Crack_rocks

      #50 Rolling Rock Chivette gets cuter ever pic.

      • Royce

        Absolutely beautiful… Wish I was still back in NE and not here in North Carolina… Oh well… Still keeping calm, and Chiving on… Semper FI.

      • Slacker

        Sure does!
        Moar please….

      • Megan

        You're going to make me blush.

        • asgard

          I'm not a big fan of BSG, but it's always better to start watching something if I'm next to a beautiful girl like you.

        • Redynz

          Frak whatever had you down. BSG and beer always a great way to brighten a beautiful girl's day!
          Thanks for the moar!

        • Chris the pirate

          for real her face your face is even cuter than your body. chivettes keep the world going round.

      • Usoagain

        I'd watch BSG and have a beer with this girl any day of the week, she's gorgeous @_@

      • Hassel Shattnerhoff

        Yeah Meg, you're pinging the adorable meter.

    • Mac


      You are very welcome. Fraking Cylons.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        We are all part Cylon now…..

    • truth

      #49 thanks us by giving us some ass shots!

      • Underbaker

        I'll take one of them cupcakes. 🙂

        • CalculatedRisk

          Says the guy with 'baker' in his tag 😉

          • Underbaker

            Professional courtesy. I'd let her have one of mine too. 😉

    • Kowabunga

      All three of these girls are amazing. I'm going to go back to that Valentines day post and find that Portland girl. Who's with me?!

      • Jan

        I'll go!

    • MattKL

      I could be having the worst day ever, and the Chivettes turn it around every day. Thank you ladies.

      • NOTatroll

        Whores gonna whore.

        • Julie :)

          haters gonna hate

          • Chris the pirate

            julies gonna jule

  • Morris

    Yeah yeah

    • Chive

      Way to go man, "Yeah yeah" is a sufficient comment? Someone could have filled that space, but instead they're on second page.

      • Ahmed

        Easy Mr. Sensitive…

    • shamshe


    • Lotus

      Kinda how I feel about the Chive on Thursdays. By far the worst day of the week in terms of posts, didn't help that the chivette of the week was another cookie-cutter model.

  • newbie

    #14, #18, #38, #50

    New to the chive farmhouse, I don't know whether to be mad it took me a year to find it or really happy that I found it at all.

    • SMT

      Doesn't Matter. Chive on!

    • cvcownr

      congrats on getting on the first page of the dar comments, won't happen again. welcome friend

    • MattKL

      Welcome aboard!

    • Underbaker

      Be happy, on slow days you have plenty of archive stuff to look at.

  • MatadorPride

    #22 absolutely perfect…some lucky dude is hitting that…

    • Ramon

      Photoshop like a boss in the first image

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        Makes me wanna take topless pictures and photoshop my omg-I- had-a-baby-stretch-marks out. lmfao maybe I'll get DAR'd. 😉

    • oh4fuckssake

      Some lucky dude is also tired of her shit.

      • Still Curious

        crap, I just noticed that you beat me to the punch.

    • Voice of Reason

      Yes, but in the immortal words of someone who I can not recall right now, "Behind every beautiful woman is a man that's sick of putting up with her shit"

    • dudeblue

      or a lucky girl

    • SMT


    • fracassa

      that would be me haha

    • Captlazarus

      I bet she taste like the butter/syrup mix from Sunday waffles

      • fracassa

        she does

        • MattKL

          You're a lucky woman you are.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      We need to see the ass shot from the first pic, I bet it looks amazing in those tiny panties.

      • brian

        what "first pic" are you talking about?

  • Cosplayer

    #13 – must find

  • little D


    Friends don't let friends FAP & Drive

    • Bob

      I fapped & drove once. On I95 in FL to a Ron Jon Surfshop billboard. It was effin wild.

      • its_forge

        Brunette in the white bikini with the breasts shaped by the hand of God Himself? Yeah I swerved and almost died and then the wife about killed me when she saw why I'd swerved.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      Whiplash ain't no joke…but!

      I bet the guy was trying to take a pic of your car to send it to chive

      and that is funny to me

      • Andrew

        Yeah that's my car and you can thank the Chive for posting those pics together. I'm glad I made the DAR but not at the expense of my car being totalled.

    • Justin


  • hump

    #22 ftw but we need to see the rest of your face!

    • Kowabunga

      Second that. Looks good from what i can tell

    • Rev

      FIND HER!!

      • Bollyver

        pedobear will find.

    • newfie_chiver

      prime candidate for next weeks chivette of the week? yes!

      • Bryan_W

        I agree.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    It's ok everybody, the DAR's here now

  • Airbags

    #45 – those are gravity defying

    • joe

      please find her, haha, airbags… epic

    • Slacker


    • Ned Stark's Bastard

      Danielle Houghton — Hooters girl

    • 6_Crack_rocks

      She has a disease that leads to a fluid build up in her breasts. pity since they are damned magnificent. Her name is Danielle Houghton. google search her.

      • Stephen


      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Are you for realz?

    • Ouch

      That is a definate "find her"

    • http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/danielle-houghton/danielle-houghton-7.jpg Snipes

      What ever she is doing, I agree.

    • Snipes
    • roadhog0

      Holy titties batman!!

    • Will

      holly mother of FLBP….

    • moses3

      RIP Danielle Houghton's Giant Jugs ???-2012
      She's still so sexy though, even without them sweater melons now

    • Indeed

      THose things probably feel as hard as rocks

  • riley


    This many people want to see your face —->

  • Guy

    #49 and #50

    You two are smokin!

    • Admiral Adama

      Girls that Chive and can get down on some BSG for the win! Thank you!

    • gmen

      dont leave out #48. she's just as beautiful.

      • MattKL

        She's a cutie for sure.

    • quickdraw

      yes they are

      and Erin, it's not just the underboob

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #36 question is did you?

    • Alex

      Truth be told, I'd be fucking PISSED OFF!

      • Andrew

        I was pissed for about 2.3 seconds and then I was more worried about everyone else being ok. The guy that was behind me that crashed into me actually got cut out of the car because he was pinned under the dash.

  • Beau

    Good thursday dar!!

  • AssClown

    #13 + #16 Hentai in real life…

    • waitwut

      #16 use your wand jack !?

  • Wet_tosti

    #8 is making a ninja happy

    • RealTalk

      porn actress ashlynn brooke?

      • JDB85

        Close but I don't think that is her.

        • ChaseTheWalker

          Not really even close. Blonde maybe, but that's about where that ends.

  • Speeeeee

    #18 sitting in history now… I'm a business major? Napoleon?

    • Speeeeee

      My bad… See below administrator please delete?

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #30 Another reason I look up to Dave Grohl

    • Mrs_Conejo

      awesome documentary

    • http://twitter.com/dustintad @dustintad

      Right on man, Dave is a boss. One of the most talented and nicest guys out there. He embodies KCCO.

      • fignewton

        god, you're a fag

        • obamasucks

          I agree, that dude is a fag

    • Leif

      How bout a Dave Grohl tee?

      • MattKL

        I would buy the shit out of that. Dave's awesome.

    • ChelseaRules

      I've had a crush on David Grohl since I was 12.

      • Toba

        Me too, and I'm a straight dude.

    • FeloniousFish

      There goes my hero!

    • Pat

      My sister makes fun of me because I have a man crush on him… and I'm so straight.

    • pink

      Dave is the only good thing about Nirvana. Nirvana sucks. Thank god Kurt is fucking dead.

  • KCCO

    #34 get better soon, little one

  • Jorge

    #30, ROCK ON !!

  • Rusty

    #23 Good Guy God helps avoid DUI.

    • Dick Salad

      Piece of shit guy considers driving drunk…

      • Dick Salad

        Guess it can't be helped when you're too poor to afford a cab though.

    • Underbaker

      Or it could of just been some one messing with him and Pitt police didn't have anything on it. Still a hero if he kept a drunk off the streets though.

  • Speeeeee

    #20 sitting in history now… I'm a business major? Napoleon?

    • FeloniousFish

      Napoleon was a business man, just trying to take over the world!

  • Master_Rahl

    #2 Hello ladies…. KERSPLOOSH!!

  • srhchlsn

    #39 Indeed. I have more than one scar from these things.

    • Lisa

      I heard somewhere that these are the number 1 cause of injury during Christmastime. Probably not true, but I can totally believe it.

    • http://twitter.com/Gingergreek @Gingergreek

      I hate these thing so much!!

  • Llama

    I don't know if it's been found yet, but who is #45?

    • YourWelcome

      Danielle Houghton

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #43 Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.

    • BloodScrubber

      I cued up the CaddyShack sound track just to watch this. xD

    • Seriously?

      Are you too good for your home?

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