Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • jurba


    • dedubs


      • Underbaker

        maybe, i don't know…

        • Sluttypanda

          can you repeat the question?

    • MRPOOP


  • myself

    #4 Holy shit, mind blown.
    #14 Impressive.

  • Brotato


    • Spt


      • few

        Not even close there scooter.

    • MRPOOP

      BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH !!!!!!

  • MattKL

    #1 Meanwhile in Australia.

    • Felix


    • etcrr

      Brave girl, I don't know a lot of women who would even try holding the mammal let alone an Alligator

      • Ken

        It'd be more brave if the Croc's mouth wasn't duct taped shut.

  • NcouthYouth

    #20 Nothing beats a swift kick in the ass..

    • Ched

      I cannot stop watching the jiggly goodness.

    • whyme1973

      That is one sexy ass.

    • Grump

      He must not have got his sandwich.

  • Anarchism

    #27 Amused me for longer then i thought…

    • Terrence

      This is how women make me feel.

    • Gammar Nazi

      …………………. *than

  • elninja213

    Hahah! The Chive, is there anything they can’t do?

    • DrROBOTO

      Properly stock t-shirts

      • wakka wakka


    • http://togtfo.com Don

      Show us pictures we haven't already seen on other sites?

  • RYD3R

    Tried to think of a witty comment of what could beat a blowjob. …The internet never lies. Nothing beats a blowjob.

    • dedubs

      I've had some terrible blow jobs. Sex on the other hand, it's like pizza: even when its bad, it's still pretty good.

      • Guest

        Yeah….A lot can go wrong. Namely teeth. Or trying to yank on it like it's a cow's udder. Or both. *shudders*

      • Anon

        I guess you picked the wrong girls 😛 I have yet to have a bad one. Obviously some are better but yah..

    • Tatertotz

      a Tuck Job…were you tuck your shit and get blown from the rear…now thats amazing

      • Frank

        You should try a Tlumpkin. (Tucked Blumpkin) Never ends well for anyone.

  • Mmm_Ciao

    Places I want to go: #6 #14

    • dedubs

      and #20

    • stan

      I agree with you on 14. I have to go there to see if the colors are real.

    • Craigery

      #14 only exists in someone's computer. The real-life version has normal colors.

      • Mmm_Ciao

        That's ok, I'm sure it's just as beautiful with natural colors.

    • Jotle

      #6 is in Jasper National Park in Alberta Canada. Was there two years ago, some of the most amazing scenery in the world. I have some amazing pictures and will for sure go back someday.

      • Mmm_Ciao

        Well I must take a trip to Canada then!

        • moses3

          There are so many beautiful parks in BC and Alberta, great (and cheap) ski and snowboard resorts too.

  • Guest

    #17 Blowjobs, better than no jobs.

    • Ander

      someday girlfriends and wives will figure out how much more amazing their lives could be if they gave us one or two bj's a month.

      • mr snrub

        speak for urself i get bj's more than twice a month and im married

    • Donkey_Punch

      What do you charge?

  • butt

    #20 wiggle wiggle wiggle

  • HoopleDoople

    #20 Kicks ass!

  • Pudge

    #28 made me laugh

    • dedubs

      I don't get it

      • Richard

        The joke is: it's not funny. And were illeterite.

      • Jimbo

        Since you don't live in Sweden, you wouldn't know.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      did not make me laugh.

      • King of Douche

        STFU Douche

    • http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Snuffleupagus Snuffaluffagus

      Made me laugh you humorless ****s

    • ???

      Rigth? That's a new one

  • caleb

    #23 Prince George?

    • spenny

      haha yes sir thats the cream ale, was a bit shocked to see some boo on the chive!

      • SKP

        Not too often you see beer brewed in your hometown on here.
        And that totally would be something from PG too…

        • ryles

          a cold 12 pack for under 20 dollars, now that's value

          • Michael

            I wanted the bike beer rack now i wanna try the ale too.

    • Novefly

      I'm going to school in PG! I'm gonna try to find who has this wonderful contraption!

    • Heli1

      Used to live in PG, Now its time to thumb gun those cans!

  • afewlittletrysts

    #16 it does get cold down in the mines of moria

    • testudo321

      Forget Moria – he is one of the Lost vikings.

      • Leeks

        I thumbed you back up because that was an awesome game. Thumbs down guy needs to play it.

    • BFM

      Ski Liberty

    • Baboocole

      Bullshit! It's Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph!

  • noemail@email.com


  • Guest

    Takeshis Castle

    • NateyTheGreaty

      I feel the urge to watch some MXC after seeing this clip… funny show.

    • Helen

      I literally only watched this episode last night, I pissed myself laughing then, and just again now 🙂

    • Kodos

      Right you are, Ken.

      • DrROBOTO

        babba gadouche!

      • Lower

        Get it on!

  • LarsfromNorway

    #17 definitely true…

  • Kvicken

    #28 is from a awsome Swedish tv show

    • CJ Garcia

      For the comic: *right

      • few

        What show? Based on this comic alone I want to watch it now.

  • metalcool36

    #2 Want

    • Wah wah

      You have to fall in love and then have sex with a woman. She looks to be about 6. You roll the dice on the sex of the kid though

    • Craigery

      Chris Hansen wants to speak to you.

      • metalcool36

        I'm talking about the Sugar Daddy you f'n pedophiles!! The fact that you two were actually thinking along those lines should lead you to question yourselves

  • pat

    #1 obviously, find her!

  • yourFooling

    #18 Shopped, no doubt about it.

    • Alpha0010

      Either that or awful bureaucracy, and nobody can agree on whose job it is to remove trees from the road. I wouldn't be that surprised.

      • Elsinor Brewery

        Hippies are another possible cause.

    • Cranimator

      Actually, it might be from Carmel, California.

    • Underbaker

      I remember when I was young seeing a tree like this in San Antonio, Tx., don't recall the street name though. They do look like Live Oaks, which are pretty common here.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Thanks to photoshop nobody believes anything amazing anymore. Yet the world is full things that seem unbelievable. Things like this do exist. I believe in this tree in the street.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #17 The worst blowjob I ever had was fantastic!

    • Dano

      I couldn't agree more….

  • Charlie_Cheen

    #20 I want to make it move in a similar motion, only not with my foot.

  • awhite2020


    I think it would be more appropriate to draw a forever alone face on the owner of that cat, not the cat.

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