Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • dedubs

    #26 The Overboob… and a gorgeous smile.

    • whyme1973

      I approve of this view.

    • theyellowfever

      Did a handstand to be sure. She's a keeper.

  • etcrr

    #24 Dovahkiin, nicely done


      Uh, no. Double check the sword, belt, and armor design, tiger. That there is a medieval Batman, the Dark Knight. Now quickly, go forth and seek out a vagina lest the Skyrim curse takes thee over completely!

      • Nilocor

        So, wait, Skyrim is nerdier than medieval batman?

      • MylesofStyles

        Whoever wins this argument still loses.

    • getalife

      Virgin alert.

      • Alpha0010

        I thought it was Sauron, pre-giant-eyeness.

        • Snuffleupagus

          I actually thought they were trying to make a fusion of Batman and Sauron………Na Na Na Na Naaaaaaaaaa Bat-Sauron 😀

          • John

            I thought that was Fred, from accounting.

            • JDB85

              it is.

              • brooktown chiver

                No!!! You guys are all wrong. This is the offspring of The Shredder and Sauron

  • Guest

    Hey guys, I think #11 might be 'shopped…

    • MattKL

      Seems legit.

    • maboze1x


      <img src="http://shrani.si/t/2e/bg/Osvl5HH/cobraini.jpg&quot; style="border: 0px;" alt="Shrani.si">

      • iChive

        I see what you did there.

        Still, he's no match for my crane kick.

      • Ari

        hate to beat a dead meme, but, "…said i could be anything, so i became a cobra echoes in my head" .

    • Underbaker

      I think he is part Velociraptor.

    • Byron_Black

      Creature From the Black Lagoon?

  • CJ Garcia

    #11 Teenage mutant ninja turtle irl

  • etcrr

    #7 if you have seen this video you know this guy crashed

    • MattKL

      Balls of steel to try it though.

      • mike

        broke both his legs at that exact moment.

    • Late

      miracle hes still alive

      • GI Joe

        You can see him hit the rocks…a man's gotta know his limitations…

        • sadman

          He crossed the limit by about… a foot 🙂

    • johnc

      Get better Jeb, we're all rootin for you

    • Dr_StrangePants

      what the HELL was this dude thinking?

      • jason

        He probably didn't compensate for the immense weight of his balls

  • Dan

    #3 That's one bad muthafucka. Barbarian biker man!

    • Michael

      Sweet, so all I need is a bike to be a badass then? I already have the exact same sword and body mass index as this fella.

    • Underbaker

      Technical issue here, you need a sheath so you can get your bike up to speed. Kind of hard to give it gas and hold the sword at the same time. Or learn to hold the sword in the left hand.

  • CJ Garcia

    #5 quite clever, sir and/or madam. quite clever indeed.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I Love Me some HALF-LIFE

      • rphilman1

        Ah yes, the barnacle. A great creature.

    • YUP

      This shit just made me choke on my coffee haha

      • DrROBOTO

        haha i was wondering if was from half life.been a looooong time. thnx commentators

    • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

      bad ass game no matter how old

  • Wark

    #27 Fake! The bike would've exploded too if it was Michael Bay.

    • JerryLinGiant

      Obviously Fake! this has WAY too much plot to be directed by Michael Bay!

      • Snuffleupagus

        And still lacking Bay level explosions.

    • Lisa

      Shouldn't there be some model in a bikini in this shot somewhere?

      • iChive

        He's busy molesting her behind the camera.

  • maclean

    #1 so ronery

    • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/chive-awesomeness-8.jpg redsolocups

      Forever alone!

      • Asdf


    • Dan

      Notice how the girls are looking away from him?

    • AmBush_Steve

      Thanks dude, you just made me shoot coffee from my nose.

    • tmach81

      beat me to it

    • justin

      Now I have a prace to put my hand..

  • n word jim

    #15 tree fiddy #8 is cute

    • Colin

      Chef's Father: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!

      Chef's Mother: Lord, it was scary!

      Chef's Father: I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house – we don't just give money away!"

      • The Milkman

        The other day a girl scout was at the door selling cookies. I said "How much?" She told me "Tree-fiddy." Just then I noticed that girl scout was about three stories tall. I said "Goddamn you Loch Ness Monster! Stop trying to get my tree-fiddy!"

        • Underbaker

          I was driving down by the Loch and came across a Toll Booth, thought it kind of strange to have a Toll Booth by the Loch but the lovely lady inside looked me in the eye and said it would be Tree-fiddy, that's when I saw her name tag. Damn you Nessie!

    • northrup

      the loc ness monster IS real

  • hoovus

    Yo dog. we heard you liked trees so we cut down a tree so we could carve a tree inside a tree.

    • pete


    • Martin McFly

      Nope. Its Ron Fucking Swanson.. He didn't like the way that tree looked, so he's carving it into a different tree.

  • myself

    #17 Granny is gangsta
    #32 Let old people use massive quantities of HGH, it's not like they have to worry about potential long term side effects.

    • myself

      #22 I meant, I fail at life.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Two in the pink one in the stink.. nice one nanna

      • B_Error

        Doin the Shocker!

        • B_Error

          Couldn't resist

    • Jandro

      #17 Rack City Rack Rack City Bitch

      • Jandro

        took me a bit

  • Late

    #12 and #13, Major LOL

    • ChelseaRules

      #13 Dog: "Oh my gosh, that flip was so hot! I need you now!"

  • Late

    #22 HGH much?

    • Guest

      Ever hear of Jack LaLanne?

    • TokyoREW

      You win a cigar…. he's Dr. Jeffrey Life and a big fan o' HGH.

      • Guest

        He definitely doesn't use HGH and you even spelled his name wrong. Fail harder please.

        • tseuG

          Very true, but he IS a MASSIVE Testosterone user.

    • Hunter X

      EXPENSIVE hormone, blood, and steroid therapy.
      Good news is he's chiseled.
      Bad news is he doesn't have testicles anymore.

      • Lugh

        At 72, who cares? Go ahead and shoot up Grandpa, because by the time it catches up to you, you'll be dead anyway.

        • Jewels

          My dad is 76 and looks quite a bit like that… all on his own. No hormones, no steroids just fairly healthy eating and daily moderate excercise.

          • Matt

            You should tell that story at parties.

          • Musabi

            I don't know why people are downvoting you. My Grandpa was 78 and still had abs (though was much thinner than this guy). Better abs than I have now, how sad haha

    • Matt

      Good old testosterone.

    • Haters...

      Haters gonna hate…

  • etcrr

    #26 She has a beautiful smile, pretty face and those, I love those

    • MattKL

      They are awe-inspiring. Almost made me miss that dazzling smile.

    • dbeehner

      Those are so nice, I almost wish she had three

  • Chiver

    #13 Probably said to himself "This is my nightmare!"

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Shagadelic babay….

    • Me and him

      Dogs have a whole different concept of Hump DAR …

    • JT Mo-Nay

      only thing I could think of was "POWERBOMB!"

  • MattKL

    #1 Forever alone.

    • jay


    • Ari

      Anyone stop to think he might be scratching a hard to reach itch?

      …Yea I couldn't type that with a straight face.

  • zingman

    #3 Chive White Knight will protect the honour of all the sluts.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #13 You amz my uncoordinated bitch.

  • youfail

    #25 Forever Alone.

    • Master_Rahl

      … but there's two of them. (not boobs, I mean the guys… well, they're boobs too I guess)

  • OVM

    Ladies who would you rather sleep with #11 or #22?

    (shopped or not shopped doesn't matter for this)

    • Scott

      I'd be willing the bet the old guy is in much better shape than you. Most girls I'd wager would take the old guy over you. Burn.

    • Suz129

      Have to go with #22

    • Lisa

      #22, because what the shit 11

      • http://twitter.com/miss_sara_bella @miss_sara_bella

        WORD. Hahahaha.

    • Underbaker

      I predict older rich guy over messed up living at parents house young guy in a landslide vote. (I would be surprised if the young guy gets a single vote.)

    • Christy

      Id take the old man forrr shoooo. #22

  • Josh Gorter

    #6 Hello? no sorry this is giraffe not dog.

  • Tint


    Did someone say Cameltoe?

    • Master_Rahl

      so funny, I hadn't noticed the toe. Too focused on the hilarious facial expressions.

  • duhduhduh

    #11 Your Average chiver.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      You look fuckin stupid , shopped or not.. Roidy boy

    • Jimbo

      Nice tri's and delts, but could use larger lats and pecs for proportion. Trapz are probably shopped, but overall a rather impressive physique.

      • Asdf

        You know how I know you're gay

  • Loyal Chiver

    Am lonely and desperate.

    • luckyB

      keep that shit to yourself

    • ChelseaRules

      #1, is that you?

      • Simon

        No, I think it's stuf.

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